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  1. Sorry that this happened. Probably better than trying to appeal these results would be to immerse her in English. Do whatever it takes -- recorded learning programs, TV with subtitles, tutoring, absolutely anything. She can do it.
  2. Every country south of the U.S. is, with the possible exception of Chile. Yes -- one big honkin' binder clip is perfect.
  3. Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Went to Costco for Many (2+1) items, list we man. Returned with Many (2+2+1) items, found one that we didn't spot last time man. This turned out to be din-din, see below man. Lunch was the Costco hot dog + Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. A blessedly uninterrupted siesta was then taken, zzz we man. After skool, took Mini-B. to CVS to buy "Native" shampoo & body-warsh, satisfied wee man man. By doing so, we got $Many ($2+2+1) in ExtraBucks, financially savvy we man. Din-din was not on our list, spontaneous we man. The item spotted at Costco was Mediterranean-spiced beef kebabs, on sale man. This + nuked mixed vegetables = din-din, easiest prep ever man. Mini-B. and we were very well pleased, ingest Two Guys man. Threw football with Mini-B. out back for several minutes, fun and Oh Our Body man. Movie night was Happy Gilmore, quite good man. Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We are now up to Many (2x2x2) for the week, almost certain to reach double digits man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man. It was a pretty good day, conclude we man.
  4. Other investigators are pretty good, but Paul Sperry leaves them in the dust.
  5. Silence! We need not share our opinions with inferior primates.
  6. Negatory; they'll probably end up getting bonuses for being so Woke.
  7. He and Hillary are two of the most evil people in the world.
  8. Charge and arrest him preemptively!!!!! Mango Mussolini! Fat orange Nixon!!!!!
  9. To relieve some stress, here now is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke (actually, a collection): ============================================================= DUMB JOKES What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, Matey." A vulture boarded a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry, but we allow each passenger only one carrion." My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City zoo. What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one. Why can't dinosaurs applaud? Because they're dead. Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar? He got 12 months. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind... I shouldn't be spreading it. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!" My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books. He's only got his shelf to blame. What did one plate say to the other? "Dinner's on me!" How does NASA organize a party? They planet. I don't trust atoms. They make up everything. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? "I think I'm coming down with something."
  10. = a wife's job
  11. A name has been removed from an earlier post.
  12. Country-specific thread is moved to the UK regional forum.
  13. This thread has grown very large in size, so it's now closed to further comment. The continuation thread is here: Congratulations to NB2, who is again credited with a rollover CEHST thread!
  14. This is the continuation thread for https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/761995-daily-update-on-biden-tanking-america/ which was closed because of its large size. --- Congratulations to NB2, who again has created a rollover CEHST thread!
  15. -- see especially last paragraph of linked piece. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caitlin Clark Becomes Highest-Paid WNBA Player In History With Lucrative Four-Figure Annual Salary INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The sports world took notice this week as #1 draft pick Caitlin Clark became the highest-paid WNBA player in history, with the Indiana Fever signing her to a contract that will provide her with a lucrative four-figure annual salary. Experts noted that the deal effectively turns the entire WNBA player compensation structure upside down, with the Indiana franchise shelling out an annual salary level previously only enjoyed by society's heavy hitters like car wash employees and part-time babysitters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-becomes-highest-paid-wnba-player-in-history-with-lucrative-four-figure-annual-salary
  16. Judge Warns Trump Criminal Trial May Last Until, Say, November 6 [...] "I'm just picking a date off the top of my head here," Judge Merchan said. "It can be difficult to nail down a possible end date for any case, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say that this specific case will probably end on, oh, I don't know, November 6. That's just an arbitrary date that popped into my mind and anything else happening around that time is purely coincidental." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-warns-trump-criminal-trial-may-last-until-say-november-6
  17. The quoted paragraphs are sobering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hamas Wants The Land of Israel, But It Also Wants Much More Than That As I write this, more than one hundred, (mostly Israeli) Jews are still being held hostage. They have been imprisoned and are tortured 24/7. They are deprived of food; the males are beaten just for fun, and the girls, women, and boys are raped. We know this thanks to Arabic language documents IDF soldiers found when they cleared out Hamas nests. The documents contain explicit instructions about how to torture and maim and the best way to kill a Jew with a knife by stabbing him in the neck and/or spine. The same orders tell the captors to keep the captured Jews on the most meager rations. These instructions also order the captors to show no tolerance to any hostages who show even the slightest resistance or objection to doing what they are told. If they do, they must be killed. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/04/hamas_wants_the_land_of_israel_but_it_also_wants_much_more_than_that.html
  18. Boeing Whistleblower Claims 787 Could Fall Apart and 'Drop to the Ground,' Wouldn't Put His Family on One Boeing engineer turned whistleblower Sam Salehpour appeared on NBC News Tuesday evening and said the company's 787 Dreamliner could literally fall apart and "drop to the ground" due to assembly flaws and that he wouldn't feel safe putting his family on one. He is expected to testify before a U.S. Senate subcommittee Wednesday about what he sees as devastating safety issues at the aircraft industry company. The problem is so dangerous he thinks the entire fleet should be grounded: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/04/16/boeing-whistleblower-claims-787-could-fall-apart-and-drop-to-the-ground-wouldnt-put-his-family-on-one-n2172888
  19. Biden's Pic With Kids Sets People Talking, As He Tells Another Bizarre Story and Lie About the Race [...] Biden had multiple moments of confusion while in Scranton. He screamed about former President Donald Trump repeating the debunked story about "suckers and losers" when it was he himself who called members of the military "stupid bastards" on camera a few years ago. Biden even blanked out briefly on the name of the town, his own hometown. He also visited a campaign facility where he told a bizarre story about answering the door to his hotel room in a towel and shaving cream. Whatever he's trying to say, it's so rambling that it borders on the incoherent. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/04/16/biden-in-scranton-campaign-event-n2172884
  20. Related threads are merged. Please confine further questions to this thread only.
  21. Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We again didn't leave the casa except on skool runs, ensconced we man. Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. A nice siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was sliced ham, tater tots, and Great Northern beans, ingest Two Guys man. Dessert, later was 2 slices each of lemon cake from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. We are rather optimistic about getting Mini-B. embedded on time, hope we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.
  22. Heaven almighty. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Loses Fight With Teleprompter in Scranton, Has Deeply Concerning Confusion, Blanks on His Home Town [...] the problem is that the more he shows of himself, the more people will be likely to vote for former President Donald Trump. Biden got off the plane, headed down the short stairs, and immediately appeared confused, as he stopped on the steps and was looking around. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/04/16/biden-scranton-remarks-n2172870
  23. A very clear explanation of the situation and the double standard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING: Alvin Bragg Seeks to Punish Trump for Violating an Unconstitutional Gag Order [...] Joking aside, the serious problem here is that the order—and the attempt to enforce it—is unconstitutional election interference in violation of Trump's First Amendment rights. To back up a little bit, we think it is common knowledge but we will say it anyway: 'Contempt of court' is just a fancy way of saying you are disobeying the court. No court will punish you for merely feeling the emotion of contempt. It's what you do that matters. Thus, Bragg is saying that Trump violated a gag order, and should be punished for doing so. Therefore, you want to start with the order itself, which we linked to, here: [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/04/16/da-bragg-seeks-to-punish-trump-for-violating-unconstitutional-gag-order-n2395160
  24. Second Class Citizens in Your Own Country: NYC Soccer Mom Shares MADDENING Story About Migrants Housing. Schools. Public services. All of these things have been overrun and undermined by Biden's ongoing border crisis and the unfettered illegal immigration he allows. The only way things change is if enough people get to the breaking point and push back against it. Stories like this move us closer to that: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/04/16/nyc-soccer-n2395162
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