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New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It [...] CNN has granted moderators Dana Bash and Jake Tapper the freedom to electrocute Trump at will throughout the event. "We believe it will be the best way to ensure Trump stays on topic and doesn't wander off into talking points that might make Joe Biden look incompetent," CNN producer Mike Lander said. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-debate-rule-allows-moderators-to-zap-trump-with-giant-cattle-prod-anytime-they-feel-like-it

As Summer Temps Rise, Nation’s Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold' [...] Experts have confirmed that adult human females all around America are slowly starting to shed the outermost layers of their 24 blankets around a base layer of eight sweatshirts in response to the now over-100-degree summer temperatures. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/as-summer-temps-rise-nations-women-transition-from-freezing-to-cold

Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered CHICAGO, IL — In a tragic turn of events, Mayor Brandon Johnson's planned Chicago Reparations Program had to be abandoned after it turned out that everyone in Chicago was already murdered and thus could not receive reparations. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered

Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy U.S. — As a spike of higher temperatures prepared to sweep across the United States this week, scientists were torn on whether to blame the heat wave on climate change, Donald Trump, or white supremacy. Though arguments were made within the scientific community on the legitimacy of each cause, no consensus had been reached, leaving researchers to look for ways to maintain climate change, Trump, and white supremacy as joint causes for the hotter weather. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-torn-on-whether-to-blame-heat-wave-on-climate-change-trump-or-white-supremacy

~~~~~~~~ 12 Leaked Questions From CNN's Upcoming Presidential Debate [...] The Babylon Bee has obtained the following leaked list of debate questions for the upcoming CNN presidential debate: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/12-leaked-questions-from-cnns-upcoming-presidential-debate

Interesting. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~ Best- & Worst-Run Cities in America (2024) [...] WalletHub compared the operating efficiency of 148 of the largest U.S. cities to reveal which among them are managed best. We constructed a "Quality of Services" score made up of 36 metrics grouped into six service categories, which we then measured against the city's per-capita budget. [...] https://wallethub.com/edu/best-run-cities/22869

Such shameless crooks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FBI knew since 2016 Hunter Biden's team nearly scored $120 million Ukrainian deal while Joe was VP The FBI learned as far back as 2016 that Hunter Biden and his partners had plotted to set up a new venture in tax-friendly Liechtenstein that would be capitalized by a whopping $120 million investment from the controversial owner of the Ukrainian energy firm Burisma Holdings, according to documents obtained by Just the News that have been kept from the American public for eight years. The mega-deal was not referenced inside Hunter Biden's now infamous laptop or during the 2019 impeachment proceedings involving Ukraine, but was instead chronicled in a trove of 3.39 million documents the FBI seized from Hunter Biden and his business partners during an investigation of securities fraud nearly a decade ago. [...] https://justthenews.com/accountability/political-ethics/hld-hunter-biden-was-proposed-board-member-120-million-burisma

Biden's Pier in Gaza Has Been a Complete Failure [...] whatever the case, we've gotten about 10 days of service out of the pier so far and even on the days it has been useful, the aid delivered didn't make it to ordinary Gazan people. Most of it winds up getting looted. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/18/bidens-pier-in-gaza-has-been-a-failure-n3790516

Seattle Is Masking Again! The "Summer Covid Surge" is here again, and Dr. Eric Chow, King County's chief of communicable diseases is warning people it is time to take precautions. Mask up, Seattlites, Seapolitans, or whatever the City of Summer of Love in 2020 calls its citizens. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/06/18/seattle-is-masking-again-n3790503

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Where's the stupid hurricane, huh man? Went to Costco to gas the thirsty T-B.-mobile, such a gas man. Lunched on the Costco hot dog + Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. Went to favorite large thrift shop on our discount day, shop we man. Found 2 pants (in desperately needed colors) & a shirt for Mini-B., find we man. Found pants for us, serendipity man. We spent $Many and saved $Many ($2x2x2 - half a buck), financially savvy we man. Returned to casa and siesta'd for more than a glorious hour, zzz we man. Din-din was onebag of nuke-in-bag corn, ingest we man. Have brushed miu only twice so far today, not-too-needy-miu-so-far man. Confirmed pick-up time with Uncle T-B. for doc caucus on Wednesday, confirm we man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, si man.

Neighbor's miu has a soft voice and, at most, scratches at their front door, miu technique man. Once, then-Mrs.-T-B. & we heard miuing that sounded like Miu T-B. #2 and outside, hear we man. We searched our back yard and even sneaked into the neighbor's back yard, no miu man. Back inside, we kept hearing the miuing, not hallucinating man. Finally, we opened our linen closet, and out came Miu #2, relieved miu man. Duration of non-petting precised, see and si and mam ma'am. A Batpoop-crazy miu, you have an honest face so we trust you mam ma'am. If dogs were civilized like all mius except the cheetah, they'd be able to retract their claws, si man. English-only outside the regional forums, si mam ma'am!!!!!

Another feather in the cap of Bidementia.

And Fauci's been getting his butt handed to him during the hearings. We can only hope for charges of lying to Congress. What a boon if he were somehow charged with "accessory to mass murder" or similar.

There's no substitute for personal observation and knowledge, which is why you can believe her. And, thanks for your assiduous research and compilation in regard to your chart!

^^ This. A call or visit to the school district's administrative office, or simply to the school-to-be, will yield the information that you need to know and provide.

Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection LOS ANGELES, CA — The most powerful man in America was forced to deal with an unexpected emergency last night, with former President Barack Obama suffering a moment of panic due to his Biden remote control suddenly losing connection. The incident occurred during a ritzy fundraiser where Obama was once again using his state-of-the-art remote control to guide President Joe Biden through [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-panics-as-his-biden-remote-control-loses-connection

"It's Just Basketball," Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Following Angel Reese's recent flagrant foul in the second grudge matchup between the Chicago Sky and the Indiana Fever, a decapitated Caitlin Clark addressed the recent spate of aggression against her by saying that "it's just basketball." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/its-just-basketball-shrugs-decapitated-caitlin-clark

The Palestinians Are Worse Than the Germans in WWII Immediately after the burnings, rapes, mutilations and murders of Jews on Oct. 7, I was not alone in noting the one moral difference between Hamas and the Nazis: The Nazis tried to hide their crimes against the Jews from the German people (and the world) while Hamas proudly publicized their crimes against the Jews to the Palestinian people (and didn't mind that the world would inevitably see them bragging about killing Jews). In addition to videoing their atrocities, Hamas paraded captured Jews -- dead and alive, clothed and naked -- in front of cheering Palestinian crowds in Gaza. This leads to a sobering realization. Hamas boasting to their fellow Palestinians about what they did to Jews while the Nazis tried to hide what they did from fellow Germans means there is not only a moral difference between Hamas and the Nazis but a moral difference between the German people during the Nazi era and the Palestinian people today -- and for nearly the last hundred years. Morally speaking, it would be difficult to name a less impressive people than the Palestinians over the past century. For those who do not understand that a generalization means, by definition, that there are exceptions, I should note that there are and have always been noble Palestinian individuals. But the cumulative Palestinian record of evil over the last century has few peers. Let's begin in the 1940s. [...] https://hotair.com/dennis-prager/2024/06/18/the-palestinians-are-worse-than-the-germans-n3790490

Joe Biden's America: Secret Service Agent Robbed During President's California Visit How do you know crime is really bad under Joe Biden? It even affects his Secret Service agents. One of the agents who was in California while Joe Biden attended his Los Angeles fundraiser was robbed at gunpoint. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/06/17/secret-service-agent-robbed-n2175607

Such amazing ability to prioritize! Including black-on-black murders, unprosecuted crimes leading to dangerous streets, etc.?

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Went to bank on behalf of Uncle T-B., $i man. They did not immediately recognize us as the POTS magnate, no man. They shouted a question about it at us just as the door closed behind us, escape adulation we man. We will sell POTSs to their entire chain soon enough, he who laughs last laughs loudest man. Considered Costco for gasoline and lunch, but it began sprinkling rain, abandon that man. Thoroughly brushed every inch of bored miu twice and she still wanted more, bored miu man. Lunch was Many (2x2x2 +2) vegetable spring rolls, ingest we man. A nice siesta followed, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Got breezy outside before sundown, Mexican hurricane man. Interested to see how much hurricane-band rain we will get, various predictions man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

John Kirby Attributes Failure of Biden’s Humanitarian Aid Pier to 'Severe Weather' [...] As we said, though, the pier proved one thing: the Biden administration could get right on an infrastructure project if it wanted to badly enough. This whole thing came together (and then apart) in just two months. On Monday, NSC spokesman John Kirby seemed to take issue with the idea that the pier had been moved or broken, citing that there is severe weather in that area in the summertime … again, something no one could have predicted. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/17/john-kirby-attributes-problems-with-bidens-pier-to-bad-weather-i-guess-n2397369

Case numbers have been edited out from a post and a quoting post. Folks, if someone makes an error like this, please remember not to quote the post, which delays crucial corrections of it because of double work. Thanks.

Dig this, just from today. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dealers Who Forked Out for Ford's 'Exclusive' EV 'Certification' Feel Like They Got ShEVved [...] EV progress at Ford has come at a steep price for everyone involved, not just corporate mucky-mucks and the poor sods who were excited to be assigned to the Lightning line before they shut it down a couple of months later. Dealers who'd paid over half to a million plus dollars to be Ford EV "certified" to be able to sell the all-electric things in what was billed as an exclusive "or else not at all" arrangement were kind of blown away at a surprise announcement out of corporate HQ last week. Ford yanked the football. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/06/17/dealers-who-forked-out-for-fords-exclusive-ev-certification-feel-like-they-got-sheved-n3790428

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