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Find an engaged divorce attorney who's intense and will fight for you. If Oklahoma is a community-property state, you'll take a hit. Forget the immigration aspect except to encourage her to naturalize. It's crucial now to protect yourself financially, and physically if necessary. Keep the faith.

COLLUSION: Damning Thread Shows Plans for Campus Unrest Started in November The chaos and unrest that we see on campuses across the country -- from Columbia to UCLA -- are not organic movements. They are not spontaneous: they are coordinated, well-funded, and completely planned and intentional. Now a thread on X brings the receipts to show planning for this chaos started in November [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/05/02/damning-thread-on-fundingplanning-of-campus-protests-started-in-november-n2395799

Outside Instigators: Nearly Half of Those Arrested at Columbia and CCNY Were Not Students [...] there has been a lot of discussion about "outside instigators" at the various Liberated Zones set up on campuses around the country. In general, the left has downplayed or dismissed the idea that the protesters are anything but progressive students. On the other hand, less progressive Democrats seem almost eager to blame what they are seeing on outside forces. Today we learned that there may be something to the talk about outside agitators after all. The NYPD has revealed that nearly half of those arrested at Columbia and City College of New York were not affiliated with the school. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/05/02/outside-instigators-nearly-half-of-those-arrested-at-columbia-and-ccny-were-not-students-n3787693

Long, but clear, reading. Follow along to see how this was probably collusion if not outright conspiracy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Unredactions Reveal Early White House Involvement in Trump Documents Case Top Biden administration officials worked with the National Archives to develop Special Counsel Jack Smith's case against Donald Trump involving the former president's alleged mishandling of classified material, according to recently unsealed court documents in the case pending in southern Florida. More than 300 pages of newly unredacted exhibits, containing emails and other correspondence related to the early stages of the hunt for presidential papers, challenge public statements by Joe Biden about what he knew and when he knew it regarding the case against his political rival. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/05/02/unredactions_reveal_early_white_house_involvement_in_trump_documents_case_1028630.html

Special Ontarklar report, see man: On Wednesday, Ontarklar reported that she was alive & mostly well post-tonsillectomy, up-sliced Ontarklar man. Hillbilly and the Littles were helping out, report Ontarklar man. However, was starting to get nerve pain, "worse than the pain from the surgery" man. We suspect the vagus or glossopharyngeal* nerve, suspect we man. *English-only outside the regional forums, reported man!!!!! We recommended decapitation, definitive solution man. "I already thought about it, si man," replied Ontarklar man.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Monsooned like the holiest of illegitimate male children before noon, build an Ark man. Sunny thereafter, Texas weather Many man. Mini-B. better but sounded terrible, cough sniff Kentucky Derby man. We held him out a second day, paternal prerogative man. Two of his teechurs responded to our call for hoamwurk or study needs, respond they man. Mini-B. actually did the stuff, amazing man. Lunch was 2 PB&J sandwiches + 2 slices Aldi lemon cake, ingest identically Two Guys man. We siesta'd for >2 hours thereafter, zzz we man. Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables and air-fried breaded chicken strips + honey mustard, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. high-Many'd us twice thereafter, another winning Two Guys din-din prepared by we man man. Movie night was Murder Mystery 2, not as good as yesterday's man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes an even Manyzen for the week, official accomplishment man. We have itineraried one ES for Friday, not many locally man. We also won a couple of items at an ES auction, retrieve Friday we man. These were a brass lamp and a copper lamp, got them quite cheap man. We have to get them no earlier than Many p.m. Friday, tight timing man. We plan to take them to a metal-buying place, at least break even we man. Maybe we can go to more fizzicle ESs on Saturday, hope we man. Mini-B. agrees that this was a good Two Guys day, si man.

Special price precised, si and see and man. We are unaware of same around here but shall check, see we man. We are betting on Fleabiscuit, $i man.

Their names should be published so that potential employers can shun them.

Thread is moved from the main K-1 forum to the IMBRA subforum, where this topic is often discussed.

TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again NEW YORK — Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was tragically killed Tuesday night during a police raid at Columbia University in which hundreds of pro-Palestinian protesters were arrested. "They came at me with tear gas and racism," Ocasio-Cortez told reporters. "I am now literally dead." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-aoc-announces-she-was-killed-during-nypd-raid-at-columbia-and-is-dead-once-again

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police U.S. — Advancements in ways to counter anxiety about the state of the country had experts encouraged, as a new study found the most effective treatment for depression to be watching scrawny libs getting absolutely manhandled by police. The study, conducted over the past week by a conglomerate of socio-scientific experts, showed that seeing video footage of weak soy-boys and purple-hairs being tossed around haphazardly like like sacks of old potatoes had a significantly positive impact [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY — History has again repeated itself as communism once again devolved into mass starvation. The commies at Columbia University lasted less than twelve hours before running out of food and pleading for humanitarian aid, setting a new record for the collapse of communist food supply. "Okay, time-out on the intifada revolution, we're out of pizza rolls," said Tara Gentry-Smith, protest organizer and self-proclaimed commie. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/history-repeats-itself-as-communists-run-out-of-food

Fani Willis Challenger Debates Empty Podium After DA Skips Face-Off [...] What was supposed to be a back-and-forth showdown consisting of three rounds turned into a one-man roast session. Alone on stage, her challenger, Christian Wise Smith, used the time and opportunity to thrash Willis on several fronts, one of them being her affair with special prosecutor Nathan Wade, whom she had hired to helm the prosecution of former President Donald Trump. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/05/01/fani-willis-debate-n2638402

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Mini-B. awoke with a sore throat and cough, same as for a couple of days man. We kept him out of skool, sigh man. Took him to doctor, check out wee man man. No fever, key element man. Diagnosed as mild viral thing + possible allergy, stuff going around man. Will continue with cold/allergy medicine, frustrating that Manyagers can't take HSM man. Lunch on way home from doc was 2 mini-'zas* from Pepperoni's 'Za, ingest Two Guys man. *bought BOGO with use of coupon, financially savvy we man Ridiculously tiny 'zas, but actually not a bad size for lunch, conclude we man. Mini-B. played his computer game while we siesta'd, >2 hours' zzz for we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was nearly an hour late for Non-Two-Guys eve, surprise man. However, she brought drive-through BK for everyone, ingest Two Guys & ex-she man man. Mini-B. went to her casa for a little while, cameo visit man. Movie night was Murder Mystery, Adam Sandler & Jennifer Aniston** man. **a rubia, see she man Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Only 2 more are needed for double figures, official week man. Unsure about skool on Thursday, good grief man. Mini-B. not contagious but sounds terrible, cough sniff hoarse man. And his final Band concert is on Friday, good grief man. No party with the rubias tonight, rest up for whatever Thursday holds we man.

Har har, mam ma'am.

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Wednesday! Time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= I WANT... A drunk fell into a taxi, gave the driver a $20 bill, and bellowed, "I wanna get screwed." The cabbie dutifully drove him to the suburbs and pointed out a townhouse. The drunk staggered up to the front door, banged on it, and screamed, "I wanna get screwed!" A female voice answered, "Slip $100 under the door." The drunk pushed $100 under the door. Nothing happened. After a while, the drunk banged on the door again and screamed, "I wanna get screwed!" The female voice answered, "What? Again?"

This would be his master blow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RED ALERT: Biden Admin Wants to Bring Palestinians From Gaza to US As Refugees The Biden administration is considering allowing Palestinians from war-torn and Hamas-infested Gaza to enter the United States as refugees, according to internal documents obtained by CBS News. [...] https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2024/04/30/biden-wants-to-bring-palestinians-to-us-as-refugees-n2173577

Pro-Hamas Wisconsin Students Heil Hitler During Protests Yes, you read the headline correctly. Students at the University of Wisconsin are the latest bunch of college kids camping on school grounds to declare support for Hamas as they fight Israel, and apparently, they really did start saying "Heil Hitler" at a group of Jewish students passing by. [...] https://pjmedia.com/graysonbakich/2024/04/30/pro-hamas-wisconsin-students-heil-hitler-during-protests-n4928654

Did Judge Merchan Make a Critical Error That Can Save Trump? Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's case against Donald Trump had already hit a few snags, but now, Judge Merchan may have made a critical error that could reverse the Trump verdict upon appeal by allowing prosecutors to make certain arguments, according to GWU University law professor Jonathan Turley. During an appearance on "Fox & Friends," Turley suggested that New York Judge Juan Merchan made a mistake by allowing Bragg's prosecutorial team, which is being led by former Biden administration official Michael Colangelo, to say unequivocally that Trump was involved in federal election law violations. "I got to tell you, I think this judge may have already committed reversible error," Turley told Fox News. "He could try to amend it, he could try to change it in his instructions, but that jury has now been told repeatedly that there are federal election crimes here, strongly suggesting that the payment to Stormy Daniels did violate federal election laws. That's just not true." [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/04/30/did-judge-merchan-make-a-critical-error-that-can-save-trump-n4928659

Finally, including sledgehammers and tear gas! But read what's happening at CUNY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: New York's Finest Clear Out Columbia Rat's Nest in Record Time https://pjmedia.com/paula-bolyard/2024/04/30/breaking-nypd-conducts-nighttime-raids-on-pro-hamas-university-agitators-n4928662

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We entertained the notion of visiting Favorite Large Thrift Store, discount day man. We were too lethargic, didn't go man. In fact, didn't leave casa except on skool runs, beautiful day too man. Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. A helpful siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Din-din was nuked falafel beef and air-fried potato skins, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. desserted on pecan pie earlier donated by Mama T-B., ingest wee man man. It was agreed that this was in our Top-Many Two Guys din-dins, agree Two Guys man. Footballed briefly in back yard after din-din, Two Guys activity man. Activity truncated when an asp was sighted in grass, nasty bites man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night tonight, man. Gave Mini-B. allergy medicine before bed, stuffy wee man man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man. Miu gazing expectantly at a feather-roller just dropped at our feet, blatant miu man.

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