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Why do cats loaf? Vet reveals the sweet reason behind this feline phenomenon [...] To help you learn more, we turned to vet Dr. Hannah Godfrey to find out more about exactly why cats loaf. Plus, we reveal the various cat loaf positions and whether your cat sleeping in the shape of a loaf is ever anything to worry about. [...] Continues: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/why-cats-loaf-vet-reveals-100014098.html

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ~~~~~~~~~ Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mini-B. and we visited Mama T-B., we man and wee man see senior she man man. Mama T-B. appeared to be in the best fizzicle* condition she's exhibited in a long time, boon man. *should be the spelling, si man However, she didn't yell at us even once, no man. We are therefore deeply worried about her, uh-oh man. Mama T-B. donated a lunch to Mini-B., charge on senior she man's account man. Mini-B. consumed part of it at the casa, half-ingest wee man. We finished it, half-ingest we man. It was roast beef, baked potato, green beans + onions, ingest we man. Mini-B. consumed the dessert of peach cobbler, ingest wee man. We took an unsuccessful siesta thereafter, try-to-zzz we man. Our back was hurting so badly that we couldn't zzz, no zzz for we and ow ow ow ow OW man. After ingesting HSM, we conquered the Many (2+1) laundry loads, victorious we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up and watched AFV with us, watch AFV Two Guys and ex-she man man. Mini-B.'s din-din was onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man. We all then basketballed on back patio, ballers man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then took Mini-B. away, end of Two Guys week man. Our din-din was onecan of S+Ms and onecan of Costco chunk chicken**, ingest we man. **bought at Friday's ES, financially savvy we man Miu has been wondering where Big Bruddah went, confused miu man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

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It's been pretty quiet in the thread, so let's compel some approvals and progress* by presenting our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *if correlation = causation ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PREVIOUSLY TRAINED A weary, sweating policeman emerged from an inner room of the station. "Well, did you give that thug the third degree?" asked the captain. "Yeah. Six of us kept screaming and shouting and badgering him with questions for over four hours," was the tired reply. "And what did you get out of him?" asked the captain eagerly. "Nothing," said the policeman disgustedly. "All he did was doze off and from time to time murmur, 'Yes, dear. You're right, dear.'"

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: We had to arise at half-past Many (2+2+1) a.m. -- si man, half-past Many (2+2+1) a.m. -- anathema man. We had to rouse Mini-B. shortly thereafter, resistant wee man to we man man. Miu was excited, Human Person Who Serves Me Miu-Breakfast Up Before Dawn man. The only bright spot was that we didn't have to rush, yeah yeah yeah big blinkin' deal man. After dropping Mini-B., we returned to the casa for more caffeine, then hygiene, too early for latter man. Excited miu demanded brushing, service demanding miu we man. Shortly after Many (2x2x2) a.m., ex-Mrs.-T-B. came to chauffeur us to the concert site, see concert man. The only bright spot was that we didn't have to rush, yeah yeah yeah big blinkin' deal man. Right off, ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "I have a problem, sigh man." We said with an evil grin, "The Rojo, huh man?" si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "Siiiii, si man. He won't leave me alone, no man," si man. We said, "Doesn't he understand that you have to catch up with your business, huh man?" si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "He keeps wanting to spend time with me when I'm busy, si man," si man. We said, "Well, duh, man -- you were away for a week, with him, and need to catch up, si man," si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "But he wants to spend more time with me now, si man," si man. We said, "You're the one who wanted a Rojo, si man!" si man. The concert was performed cleanly if not with much moxie, at least that's something man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. dropped us at our casa and returned to her casa, temporarily per below man. When skool bus arrived back at skool, we retrieved Mini-B., we man retrieve wee man man. We took him home to change clothes, si man. In a few minutes, we took Mini-B. to meet ex-Mrs.-T-B. at Jersey Mike's, received coupons therefor we man. None of us had ever been there, first experience man. We gave ex-Mrs.-T-B. a coupon for half-off a giant sub, generous we man. We had a coupon for "buy a regular sub, get one free," financially savvy we man. The regular sub was half the length of a Subway sub, good grief man. Even with coupons, the prices were far above those of Subway, good grief man. We all ordered Philly Cheesesteak subs, with variations man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted no onions or peppers, variation for ex-she man man. Mini-B. wanted no onions, variation for wee man man. We wanted double onions instead of peppers, variation for wee man man. The servers brought them to our table, nice of them man. We and Mini-B. found that our regular subs were exceptionally filling, ingest we man and wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. could eat only half of her sub, ingest ex-she man man. The taste was excellent, agree we and wee and ex-she man man. We further agreed that maybe this wasn't such a rip-off after all (with coupons), agree we and wee and ex-she man man. We said goodbye to ex-Mrs.-T-B. and returned to the casa with Mini-B., lunch over man. It was now barely noon, felt like a full day already man. Mini-B. began playing his computer games, addicted wee man. We served demanding miu her treats and a very early lunch, off-schedule we and miu man man. We then siesta'd for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man. The rest of the day was spent lazily and groggily*, this is why early mornings suck man. *except for twice when miu wanted more treats and feather-roller play, excited miu man We and Mini-B. were stuffed from lunch all day, that filling man. Din-din was at nearly Many (2x2x2) p.m., had to do it man. Din-din was Costco ham, Aldi tater tots, and pork & beans**, ingest Two Guys man. **the onecan from Friday's ES, financially savvy we man Mini-B. high-Many'd us for the Many'th (2+2+1th) great Two Guys din-din this week, successful chef we man. Participatory miu kept jumping on the din-din table to inspect and mooch, get off table miu man. By bedtime, Mini-B. was so sleepy that he could barely shower, tired wee man man. It has been a great Two Guys week, si man. No party with the rubias again tonight, no cavort exhausted we man man.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boeing Employees Explain Why They Refuse To Fly In Boeing Aircraft The Onion asked Boeing employees whether they would fly in a Boeing aircraft, and this is what they said. [...] https://www.theonion.com/boeing-employees-explain-why-they-refuse-to-fly-in-boei-1851340150

Nation's White Women Announce Insatiable Urge To Have Chickens In Backyard WASHINGTON—Stressing that they finally had enough space and couldn't wait any longer, the nation's white women announced Tuesday that they had an insatiable urge to have chickens in the backyard. "For the past few years, we've dreamed day-in and day-out of building cute little chicken coops and raising our own flock, and now, that dream must become a reality," said [...] https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-white-women-announce-insatiable-urge-to-have-c-1851340636

https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-white-women-announce-insatiable-urge-to-have-c-1851340636 Perfectly nailed Ontarklar! Perfectly nailed, PERFECTLY NAILED Ontarklar!

Study: Millennial Women Forgoing Dating Apps In Favor Of Standing On Misty Jetty, Calling Out To Sea KINGSTON, RI—In a new study of dating trends published Tuesday, researchers at the University of Rhode Island reported that many millennial women were beginning to forgo apps such as Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge in favor of standing on a misty jetty and calling out to sea. "In our survey of single Americans, we found that [...] https://www.theonion.com/study-millennial-women-forgoing-dating-apps-in-favor-o-1851338275

We forgot to mention that we saw the possum again, see possum man we man. It stood in favorable lighting, and we conclude that it is a male possum, see we man. We wonder where his family is, or if he's hunt-mating, wonder we man.

New 'SquatBNB' Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over U.S. — A new service "SquatBNB" has launched, aimed at helping potential squatters find the home of their dreams to take over. "Far too often, squatters take over a new home without knowing the quality of amenities provided, or difficulties dealing with the host," said SquatBNB CEO Don Carmichael. "Our service will allow squatters to read reviews from other squatters who have stayed at a property and see honest feedback about what each home has to offer. We have millions of homes on our site, ready for immediate squatting -- and the best part is, it's absolutely free!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-squatbnb-service-helps-squatters-find-perfect-home-to-take-over

9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property As you may have seen in the news recently, there are some states that actually have laws that make it illegal for you to attempt to evict squatters living in your home. No one wants to run afoul of the law, so it's worth considering what you can do in the event that you find people living in your house without your permission. The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following list of ways you can handle squatters: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-deal-with-squatters

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Outsquatting the Squatters Landlords are now beating squatters at their own game. They are learning how to turn the tables by squatting on the squatters. This concept of invading the homes of the squatters was made very public by Mr. Flash Shelton: He became a national inspiration to landlords when he employed bold strategies to evict a mother-daughter grifter team from his mother’s family home. The dramatic event was recorded by Mr. Shelton and uploaded on YouTube. His amateur production of outwitting the mother-daughter grifter team offered a glimpse of what could be accomplished when the injured party (i.e. landlord) refuses to be handcuffed by an inept and morally bankrupt judicial system. He is a handyman by trade and used to getting the job done himself. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/03/outsquatting_the_squatters.html

Want to Rent a Lemon? How About 100,000 of Them? Hertz just fired its CEO for one single, awful business decision. He is taking the fall for Hertz’s decision — on his watch — to buy 100,000 electric vehicles from Tesla, all for the American fleet. To say the decision was a flop is putting it mildly. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/03/want_to_rent_a_lemon_how_about_100_000_of_them.html

The DOJ sued DISH network for $3.3 billion but dismissed the suit after its chair donated to Biden Two sayings are pertinent to this essay. The first is that correlation does not imply causation. Just because two events seem connected doesn't mean they are. The second is that timing is everything. Think about both as you consider the Department of Justice's decision to dismiss a massive corporate fraud lawsuit a short time after the corporation's founder made a sizable donation to Joe Biden's presidential campaign. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/03/the_doj_sued_dish_network_for_3_3_billion_but_dismissed_the_suit_after_its_chair_donated_to_biden.html

Does anyone else think that, if this stuff keeps up, we won't make it till the election? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Report Suggests Illegal Aliens Who Charged National Guard Troops At Border Have Been Released Into U.S. [...] "This sends the message to people around the world that even if you act like this, you can probably get into the country, and I think they continue to push these boundaries and to see what they can get away with. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/03/23/report-suggests-illegal-immigrants-who-rushed-national-guard-at-border-have-been-released-into-us-n2636893

And guess who's going to commit it versus who will be blamed... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alarming Poll Finds Most Americans Have Significant Concerns About Post-Election Violence An alarming new poll has found that a vast majority of Americans are bracing themselves for election-related violence and fear the prospect of a civil war. In the latest Battleground Civility Poll, conducted by The Tarrance Group, Research Lake Partners, and Georgetown University, 78 percent said they are "worried that the 2024 election will result in violent activity." Just 23 percent said they were not at all worried. [...] https://redstate.com/benkew/2024/03/22/alarming-poll-finds-most-americans-are-braced-for-election-violence-fear-civil-war-n2171779

This could go in the Illegals thread, but perhaps it fits even better here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hiding the Evidence: Media Blocked From Scene of Border-Storming in El Paso [...] now Jennie Taer, the Texas-based reporter for the New York Post who broke the story with her colleague James Breeden and posted the stunning video, says that the area where the mayhem occurred has been blocked off to the media. How convenient. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/03/23/hiding-the-evidence-media-blocked-from-scene-of-border-storming-in-el-paso-n2171791

Orcas are not the natural enemy of Central Chimpanzees, man!

The second idea in particular is magnificent, depending on how long it takes for success. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A California Company Is Making a Business Out of Kicking Squatters Out of Properties Hey California, having a problem with squatters? Well, the free market has provided an answer, once again. Introducing the "Squatter Squad." According to the company's website, their business is going into your property where squatters may have taken up residence and do what's necessary to remove them: [...] https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2024/03/23/a-california-company-is-making-a-business-out-of-kicking-squatters-out-of-properties-n2171801

Direct lineage of Chinese payments to Bidementia. This Rep. Byron Donalds is impressive, and not just in this matter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's Byron Donalds (Thread AND Video) 'Making an Unquestionable Case Proving Biden’s Corruption' You've heard the Democrats say "there's no evidence of any Biden wrongdoing" a million times in the last couple of years. In a way, Biden's defenders convince themselves to believe that by simply refusing to look at any evidence that does arise. This week, Rep. Byron Donalds made a devastating case during a House hearing and in a thread we'll get to after the video [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/03/23/heres-3-minutes-of-byron-donalds-making-an-unquestionable-case-proving-joe-bidens-corruption-n2394312

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