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BREAKING: Judge Denies Hunter Biden's Motions to Dismiss Tax Charges On Wednesday, Hunter Biden's attorney, Abbe Lowell, argued that the tax charges filed against his client in the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California should be dismissed. Biden's legal team presented a total of eight different motions to dismiss. [...] Scarsi was quicker than anticipated. On Monday evening, he issued an 82-page Order denying all eight motions to dismiss. The full Order may be viewed below, but here are a few of the highlights. [...] https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2024/04/01/breaking-judge-denies-hunter-bidens-motions-to-dismiss-tax-charges-n2172192

Smarty pants plays April Fools joke on a bunch of primates... watch till the end. https://twitter.com/Judianna/status/1774797141577187598?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1774797141577187598|twgr^bbe7316cb9f6ef161fbe81e18ed701d43e31bcc2|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fgrateful-calvin%2F2024%2F04%2F01%2Fbest-and-worst-of-twitters-april-fools-day-jokes-n2394653

Israel 'Invades' Al-Shifa Hospital Against 'What It Said Were Palestinian Militants' [...] Jonah Goldberg noted that the New York Times reported that Israeli troops had withdrawn from the hospital "after a two-week battle against what it said were Palestinian militants." [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/01/israel-invades-al-shifa-hospital-against-what-it-said-were-palestinian-militants-n2394661

EXPOSED: White House Sends Different Messages on English- and Spanish-Language Accounts [...] It was so vital Trans Visibility was on Easter, but not vital enough to be on the Spanish-language account. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/04/01/white-house-different-messages-n2394614

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not An April Fools: Having Solved All Other Immigration Issues, USCIS Adds 'X' as a Third Gender Option The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services announced an important update today: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy/2024/04/01/having-solved-alll-other-immigration-issues-uscis-adds-x-as-a-third-gender-option-n2394650

Gov. Half-Whitmer strikes again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Governor Whitmer Offers "Newcomer Rental Subsidy" to Landlords Newcomer is the new word for illegal aliens. In Biden's America, there is a new word for everything. In Michigan, Democrat Governor Gretchen Whitmer has gone so far as to name a rent assistance program the Newcomer Rental Subsidy program. It offers landlords $500 for each illegal alien. The program "provides Refugees and other Newcomer population-eligible households with rental assistance up to $500 per month for up to 12 months, with eligibility based on immigration status and household income." [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/04/01/governor-whitmer-offers-newcomer-rental-subsidy-to-landlords-n3785710

Trump Transition Should Anticipate Deep State Shenanigans If former President Donald Trump successfully completes his comeback bid this November, he should expect no shortage of efforts from entrenched bureaucrats and Biden's outgoing political aides to sabotage his second term before it even begins. A rock-solid transition plan will be absolutely critical for him to effectively govern over the next four years. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/society/trump-transition-should-anticipate-deep-state-shenanigans/

With 'Friends' Like Mexico's Obrador, Who Needs Enemies Like Putin, Xi, Kim Jong Un and the Ayatollahs? In a recent 60 Minutes interview, Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador—who prefers to be known as AMLO for short—issued to the Biden administration blackmail demands that sounded more like existential threats. AMLO warned the U.S. that the current influx of some 10 million illegal aliens through the southern border will most certainly continue—unless America agrees to his ultimatums. [...] https://amgreatness.com/2024/04/01/with-friends-like-obrador/

Everyone be 100% nice, please.

Validity of the visa (U.S. entry) is typically 6 months from the date of the medical exam. She must enter the U.S. with use of the visa by or before June 13. Do not (do NOT!) wait until the last day, or last 2 days, before expiration. Too much can happen (bad weather, airplane trouble, civil unrest, et al.). Avoid sweating wedding plans; do what many or even most of us have done: -- courthouse marriage within 90 days of fiancée's U.S. entry; then, -- plan big shindig at your leisure. Mrs. T-B. & I were married on Hallowe'en, and our big bash was on Pearl Harbor Day.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Took Mama T-B. to doctor, chauffeur senior she man we man. Must take her to another on Tuesday, should charge Many pennies per 1/Many'th of a mile we man. Lunch was onecan of Costco chunk chicken, ingest we man. Din-din was an entire tub of Costco beef lasagna, ingest Two Guys man. Watched several Contraband Police episodes on YouTube, watch Two Guys man. Consumed Many (2+2) bags of Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man. We finally did it, see man: everything eaten = from Costco, hat trick man. Miu zzz-ing on our bed, zzz-ing miu man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man.

You mean he's going to make a spectacle of himself?

Repeat to yourself: Progress is progress.

Is Hamas in Gaza Collapsing? Signs Point to Yes. On Sunday, Israel's Defense Minister Yoav Gallant said in a statement that Hamas in Gaza may be "collapsing from within." [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/03/31/is-hamas-in-gaza-collapsing-signs-point-to-yes-n2172141

Bets that Bidementia's reaction will be to give Iran et al. even more aid? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Concerns Grow Over ISIS-K Attack in the US; Former Top General Says, 'I Think This Is Inevitable' [...] Former head of U.S. Central Command Gen. Frank McKenzie said Sundaythat ISIS has a "strong desire" to attack America and Europe and is most likely plotting actions at this very moment. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/03/31/concerns-grow-over-isis-k-attack-in-the-us-former-top-general-says-i-think-this-is-inevitable-n2172146

Texas Judge Releases Illegal Immigrants Who Rioted and Clashed With National Guard at Southern Border https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/03/31/texas-judge-releases-illegal-immigrants-who-rioted-and-clashed-with-national-guard-at-southern-border-n2172151

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Say It Ain't So, Joe: The House Formally Invites President Biden to Testify in Impeachment Inquiry House Oversight Committee chairman James Comer has sent a seven-page letter (below) to invite President Joe Biden to testify in the Republican impeachment inquiry. The letter is the latest, and best, reduction of the glaring contradictions in the President's past statements on his family's well-documented influence peddling operation. President Biden is not expected to testify. However, the media should be interested in his answering the questions presented by the Committee. It is now clear that the President lied during his campaign and during his presidency on his lack of knowledge of his son's business activities as well as his denial of any money gained from China. Yet, the White House responded, again, with mockery — a sense of impunity that only exists due to an enabling media. [...] https://jonathanturley.org/2024/03/29/say-it-aint-so-joe-the-house-formally-invites-president-biden-to-testify-in-impeachment-inquiry/

Ronna McDaniel Wouldn't Deliver Enough Hate for MSNBC [...] The problem? She didn't spew hate and throw Trump under the bus. That was the line for Rachel Maddow and those Good People at MSNBC. [...] https://sashastone.substack.com/p/ronna-mcdaniel-wouldnt-deliver-enough

El Paso pawn shop knows something about economy that Biden doesn't: Times are still tough EL PASO, Texas – Clay Baron has everything in his pawn shop from gold rings and pearl necklaces to vintage cowboy boots, silver belt buckles, stereos and ticking clocks. The only thing he's short on is space. "Right now we have a glut of inventory," Baron said, "which tells me that our clientele doesn't necessarily have money." Accumulating pawn shop inventory means fewer buyers than sellers – a sign that for the lowest-income Americans, times remain tough. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/el-paso-pawn-shop-knows-181214680.html

You know the requirements. BC8 status fading over the horizon as we speak...

Still waiting for signs that such status is desirable to retain...

Definitely 1978, and probably also 1979. Another of Jimmeh Cahtah's brilliant ideas.

In this thread, the British spellings "tyres" and "tyre" are used, q.v. first post in thread man. Otherwise, no British spellings are permitted, no man, and Canadian spellings are frowned upon, too, si man.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no man. We laundered Friday's ES/thrift-store take, extra load man. We laundered regular load, Thread Laundress we man. We dished and de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Lunch was one double-slice cotto salami sandwich, ingest we man. A siesta was thereafter taken, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 single-slice cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned from San Antonio last night, of course overdoing everything again ex-she man. Ex-she man's stomach was ruined and she did not stay when delivering Mini-B., she'll never learn man. We & Mini-B. consumed slices of "Manyple Chocolate Chunk Creme Cake" from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. This cake is quite good and cost only $Many, recommend we man. No skool for Mini-B. on Monday, good grief man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man.

The risk is Dunlap Disease, si man -- whether our chest dunlap into our drawers, hee hee hee man.