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How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
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AM a NEW citizen [merged]
TBoneTX replied to Frank2025's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
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DOCTOR COMPLEX A long line of souls was waiting to enter the Pearly Gates into Heaven. Suddenly, an old man in a white coat with a stethoscope came pushing his way to the front, exclaiming, "Let me by! Coming through! Move aside! Important business!" As the old man entered Heaven, the first soul in line asked St. Peter, "Who was that?" "Ah, that's God," said St. Peter, rolling his eyes in bored fashion. "He just THINKS he's a doctor."
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Our first update!
TBoneTX replied to Nywoek's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Case Filing and Progress Reports
Along with the above, get copies of every possible official document that might be difficult, impossibe, or expensive to get from overseas -- renewed driver's license, university transcripts/records for yourself, school records for kids, extra birth certificates, divorce certificates if applicable, and more. You're packing to move, but it's possibly a lot easier to get these things now than it may be later. P.S. Can't recall whether I already suggested the above to you. -
Getting a B1/B2 visa to visit first cousin husband in Indiana
TBoneTX replied to umerr's topic in Tourist Visas
Anything can be a red flag. Everyone who applies for a tourist visa is presumed to be an intended immigrant. If she has an excellent travel history otherwise (leaving home and returning on time), it might (might) help, but don't get your hopes up. She should apply anyway, and we'll see what answer she gets. Be sure to return to this thread with updates. -
Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Embedded ourself at Many a.m., cleaning et al. we man. Zzz'd almost until alarm, fairly decent zzz we man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Dropped gigantic donation at favorite small thrift shop, drop we man. Head donation guy looked slim & trim, notice we man. He had voluntarily lost Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2+1) pounds, shadow of his former self man. He did it by avoiding junk food and sugared drinks, good plan man. We complimented and commended him, well-deserving of praise he man. Went into store to drop donation of Many Manyzens of grocery bags, save for this purpose we man man. Store ladies very grateful, needed them man. We promised to bring more on Thursday, already up-bagged man. We bought the following, see man: -- jeans in our new lower waist-size, exultant we man -- 2 shirts for Mini-B., plain black in his size man -- mow-lawning or around-the-casa short pants for us, can never have too many man Total incl. discounts = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2), very fair man. Ran other errands thereafter, errant we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Lunch/din-din was onejar of gefilte fish*, ingest we man. *bought earlier on supermarket closeout, financially savvy we man Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to carpool to Mini-B.'s last-ever Band concert, carpool we man. Mini-B. grunted greetings, peeved-at-us wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. still drives like a brand-new immigrant**, sigh man. **Funniest bumper-sticker ever, man: "Female Asian driver, si man. Good luck everyone else, si man." Concert was wonderful, si man. Mini-B. was offered ice cream, din-din, or whatever, wee man's choice man. He wanted 'za, chip off old block wee man man. Stopped at 'za place, carryout order of XL 'roni 'za man. Returned to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, in great disorder note we man man. Mini-B. picked the 2 slices that we could have, fewest 'ronis on them man. Mini-B. actually thanked us for the 'za and hugged us, promising man. After casa return and servicing indignant miu, we consumed our 'za, ingest we man. We have discovered and must donation-bag another large cache of ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s clothes/shoes, wow man. We are going to open a lot of good space in master closet, predict we man. This will help to reduce bedroom clutter, storage space man. We are quite hopeful about the ultimate interior state of this casa, finally man. Caucus with doc Thursday morn, caucus we man with MD man man. Then further decluttering/organizing/donating, intrepid we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
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Time to renew your Golf Cart registration, huh man? https://myslidell.com/news/
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It is Wednesday! Time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== CUSTOMER SERVICE A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am; we haven't had any for quite some time now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more." Angered by what he'd heard, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course we'll have some soon. In fact, I personally placed an order for them just a couple of days ago." The manager then pulled the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, NEVER say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was the customer asking about?" "Poisonous spiders in the fruit department." -
And deservedly so. Pulling for you, Pardner.
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AM a NEW citizen [merged]
TBoneTX replied to Frank2025's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
Great to hear. You must feel wonderful, and justifiably so. -
checking how much tax you owe from outside the US
TBoneTX replied to sharky's topic in Tax & Finances During US Immigration
Phenomenal advice from every participant here. We need more threads like this. -
Our first update!
TBoneTX replied to Nywoek's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Case Filing and Progress Reports
Exciting! Thanks for the thorough update. Post it under Embassy Reviews or other appropriate location. THE BLONDE AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. "Here you go," said the nurse, as she handed the blonde a urine cup. "The bathroom is there on your left. The doctor will see you in a few minutes." Soon, the blonde came out of the bathroom. She handed an empty container back to the nurse. With a relieved look on her face, the blonde said, "Thank you! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn't need this after all." EYE CHART A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZYK. "Can you read this?" the optician asked? "Read it?!" said the Polish immigrant. "I KNOW the guy!" -
Wow... WOW. Zing! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Top Baby Names In UK Now Muhammad, Mohammed, Mohamad, And Mohamed UNITED KINGDOM — According to the Office for National Statistics (ONS), the names Muhammad, Mohammed, Mohamad, and Mohamed are now the most popular names in England. 2025's list of popular baby names is strikingly similar to previous years, but what's unique is that traditional English names like James, William, Charles, and Edward are nowhere to be found. The names have reportedly been rendered obsolete by a new generation of little Muhammads, Mohammeds, Mohamads, and Mohameds. "These cute baby names are [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/top-baby-names-in-uk-now-muhammad-mohammed-mohamad-and-mohamed
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This one certainly nails the culpability of the lamestream media. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jake Tapper Uncovers Startling Evidence That Biden’s Decline Was Covered Up By Jake Tapper U.S. — In a shocking exposé, CNN anchor Jake Tapper has revealed new evidence that Biden's mental and physical decline was covered up for years by Jake Tapper. "These allegations regarding Jake Tapper are disturbing," said Jake Tapper. "The idea that someone would use their power as a journalist to lie and withhold essential information from the American public is beyond the pale. This Jake Tapper guy, whoever he is, should be ashamed of himself." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jake-tapper-uncovers-startling-evidence-that-bidens-decline-was-covered-up-by-jake-tapper
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Replies in this thread should address themselves to the OP's question. Yes, the OP certainly needs a VJ timeline, but he should not be badgered in such fashion. Accusing people of not having a clue violates the site's Terms of Service. Return to the OP's specific question and be civil in every post. VJ Moderation
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N-400 January 2025 Filers
TBoneTX replied to Carlos&Gen's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
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Under Which Name Should I Apply? [split topic]
TBoneTX replied to Jojo25's topic in US Citizenship General Discussion
Post + reply have been split into their own thread in the the main US Citizenship forum. No need to start a new thread. -
Laura, even if you must translate English posts into Spanish so that you can understand them, you must NOT respond in Spanish or post Spanish translations of other people's posts. You must translate everything from Spanish back into English and post only in English. The only place on the site where you can post in a foreign language is a regional forum. The current forum is not a regional forum. If you continue to post here in Spanish, the Moderation team will have to suspend you from further participation. This is your last notice.
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Wife to widow
TBoneTX replied to j9olson's topic in Bringing Family Members of US Citizens to America
National Visa Center. -
Received an RFE today but puzzled
TBoneTX replied to Ronsnipe03's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
A post has been split from the (now-closed) current thread into its own topic in this forum, title "How to Respond to RFE? [split topic]."