TBoneTX

Hugs, prayers, warm wishes, and assurances that things WILL improve. Have faith.

Wow -- good memory! And you just got your first VJ upvote. Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again back then... jokes worked again back then...]

Slimebucket. Fry him.

Slimebuckets. Fry them.

Congratulations! There is, but no such thing as a successful request for a refund. Did you ask during the interview? You might get it as part of the green card when this arrives.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Breakfast was Mini-B.'s uneaten sausage/egg/cheese croissantwich, ingest we man. Siesta #1 was then taken, restorative zzz man. Received available papers from Estranged Aunt T-B.'s noosering facility, must look at them we man. Erranded for Uncle T-B., errant we man. Got Uncle T-B.'s next year's rent-increase decreased, decrease we man. Blew back to casa to e-sign/pay funeral contract for EA T-B. & proof death certificate, tight deadlines man. Returned to Uncle T-B.'s casa to break the bad news to him about his sister, dread we man. To our surprise, he took it very well, merely shake head in resignation senior he man man. He even asked questions about EA T-B.'s estate, amazed we man. We will return on Thursday to get EA T-B. off some beneficiary designations, crucial step man. Arranged funeral day/time, next week man. Updated Mama T-B., demanding senior she man. Took crucial Siesta #2, restorative zzz man. Din-din was Costco lasagna*, ingest Two Guys man. *up-stocked-on earlier during sale, F$WM Movie night was Hancock, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many** (2x2x2 +1)** bowls for the week, one more till quota man. **including Many (2+1) consumed during Tuesday's movie night, forgotten above we man Mini-B. has half-days of skool Thurs-Fri, Finals week man. We made his sack lunches***, culinary we man. ***each with PBJ sandwich, banana, & a Gansito, major food groups man No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must itinerary GSs/ESs on Thursday, preparatory we man. Must caucus with Uncle T-B. about finances, caucus we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

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I wonder whether "consumer product tampering" is always a felony, or just sometimes.

That's great -- start the new year right!

The best feeling of all is filling in the very last block on one's VJ timeline.

If you proceed in this way, be sure to let us know of the outcome. This will be good information for the future.

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Wonderful!

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Charles' good taste is not merely in his mouth, no man.

Du-u-u-u-ude!

Woo-hoo!

Wednesday means that it's time for our highly effective* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation ================================= WORDPLAY The baker who sliced four loaves of bread at once with a meat-ax was known as a 4-loaf cleaver. My elm tree is peeling badly, but it's recovering from Dutch Elm disease. Its bark is worse than its blight. There's a branch of science devoted to the study of corns among dogs with hard paws. It's called Hard-Paw Cornography. There was a fire at a detergent factory. The walls fell in with a deafening sud. Two boll weevils went to the big city. One became rich and famous. The other remained the lesser of the two weevils.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again...] You'd be working with the Congressman's "immigration liaison," possibly based in Washington, DC.

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Breakfast (!?) was nuked frozen egg patties, ingest we man. Returned for siesta #1, relatively successful zzz we man. Took Uncle T-B. to doctor caucus, chauffeur we man senior he man man. Took Uncle T-B. to lunch at nearby sit-down Chinese place*, ingest heartily we and senior he man man. *with use of $Many-off coupon, F$WM From there, visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man. Mama T-B. too sleepy to yell at us much, boon man. From there, visited Costco Business Center, enter for 2 exit with Many (2+1) items we man. Returned to casa and demanding miu, service miu we man. Handled a couple of updates regarding Estranged Aunt T-B., handle we man. Took siesta #2, massively needed relatively successful zzz we man. Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Toward end, got call from Cousinette-Once-Removed T-B., and it was The Call man. Estranged Aunt T-B. had died, peacefully bye she man man. Hospice nooser got on the line with us and confirmed this, si man. We had the funeral arrangements set on both ends, hard work Monday man. Called long-time noosering facility where EA T-B. had lived, call we man. Got some information on known property/estate details, not much and much neglect by EA man. Immediately got call from Texas lawyer, consult man. In short, we are to study assets/solvency before committing to administer estate, firm advice man. There is NO urgent hurry to act on anything, surprise to us but accepted by us man. We will wait to see what papers & info the noosering facility can send us, decide logically man. Called Mama T-B., sad call we man. Mama T-B. tells us that it's our ethical & moral duty to administer the estate, emotional senior she man man. If we decline, we won't stop anybody else from doing it, no man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we and are you kidding man. We must see Uncle T-B. specially on Wednesday to inform him, sad duty man. Uncle T-B. has a gentle nature and loved EA T-B. dearly, truth man. We have some ideas in mind, hope we can pull them off man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

That's HOW we celebrate Christmas, you inferior primate, see man!

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Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. --- Thrilling (?) Monday report, see man: Chauffeured Little Lord Fauntleroy to skool, "it's too cold to walk to the skoolbus Dad" man. Spent all morning/afternoon calling funeral homes, religious authorities, social workers, and legal agencies, call we man. We think that we have Estranged Aunt T-B.'s arrangements ready to go when it happens, si man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Spent evening updating Mama T-B. & Cousinette-Once-Removed T-B. on progress, update we man. Mama T-B. actually sounds quite impressed, hard-to-please senior she man man. She didn't even yell at us much for skipping our promised visit, amazing man. Somehow got an exhausted siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 "Hungry Man" boneless-chicken din-dins with r'br, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night (amidst updating relatives) was Fatman, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we and are you kidding man man. Must take Uncle T-B. to doctor on Tuesday, chauffeur senior he man we man man. Must visit Mama T-B., can't put off any longer man. Somehow must continue with arrangements, need to locate estate/probate attorney man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Pingüino ice cream in Ecu is the best.