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  1. This is an outrage and miscarriage of justice. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nearly 4 Years Later, No Letup in Jan. 6 Prosecutions, Possible Pardons or Not [...] In what Attorney General Merrick Garland describes as the biggest criminal investigation in Department of Justice history, more than 1,560 people have been charged for federal crimes never before used against political protesters, including under a post-Enron obstruction statute overturned by the Supreme Court in June. At least 1,000 of these defendants have been convicted – either at trial or by accepting plea offers – with some 650 defendants ordered to serve time in a federal prison. Sentences range from a few days in jail to up to 22 years as the DOJ seeks "terror enhancements" to tack on additional time. Activity in the J6 investigation accelerated the month before the election. At least 16 individuals were arrested; home security camera footage obtained by RCI shows the heavily-armed pre-dawn FBI raid of a subject in California on October 17. Shortly after the election, DOJ officials instructed attorneys working on J6 cases to carry on regardless of the pending change in leadership. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/12/09/nearly_4_years_later_no_letup_in_jan_6_prosecutions_possible_pardons_or_not_1077077.html
  2. Nation's Violent Psychos Protest Daniel Penny Acquittal By Refusing To Ride NYC Subway U.S. — Public transportation in the nation's most populous city appeared to be on the brink of a new era of safety and security, as the nation's violent psychos protested Daniel Penny's acquittal by refusing to ride the New York City subway. A spokesman for Violent Psychos of America, the nation's largest organized group of deranged criminals, issued a statement condemning Penny's acquittal and announcing the organization's plan to boycott the New York City subway system in protest. "This jury's verdict will have serious consequences," said violent psycho Tommy Jacobs. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/violent-psychos-protest-daniel-penny--acquittal-by-refusing-to-ride-nyc-subway
  3. Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Spent morning herding alligators released by incompetents, man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Took ourself and Mama T-B. to ENT doc, half-past 1 p.m. man. Outstanding experience, best specialty doc ever man. Our first nasal endoscopy ever, up your nose with a rubber hose man. From there, took Mama T-B. to Walmart Optical, get new glasses senior she man. Shopped for her Many (2+2) items during this process, shop we man. Stupid place was out of 2 of those Many (2+2) items, man. We hate Walmart, we man. From there, retrieved 2 prescriptions from CVS, retrieve we man for senior she man man. Returned to casa at nearly Many (2+2+1) p.m., another odyssey man. Serviced demanding miu, Feed and Treat Me Daddy miu man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Jawboned on phone with Many-year-old in south Texas, jawbone we with junior she man man. Will finally meet her on Wednesday eve, meet we man junior she man man. Although not a rubia, she has potential, hopeful we man. She leaves town Thursday on business, go to Mexico without her we man. No party with the rubias tonight, forgo cavorting in favor of trip prep we man. Mini-B. has Band concert Tuesday eve, attend we and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.
  4. Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man Two Guys man. Mama T-B. kept us for Many-&-a-half hours ([2+1] + half an hour) but supplied lunch, amends man. Mini-B. had a single-serve 'roni 'za from the bistro, ingest wee man. We had 2 saved salads, ingest we man. Mini-B.'s dessert was 2 slices of different cakes, ingest wee man. Our dessert was a slice of cherry pie that was past its desired life, ingest anyway we man. We conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Mini-B. played V.R. while we siesta'd, play wee and zzz we man man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was some remaining Costco beef jerky slices, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came during AFV but couldn't stay, bye wee man man. We dished the warsher and ran an errand, si man. While we were out, the new box of miu-food was delivered, Chewy.com is the best man. We pulled it in, and miu promptly sat atop it, would make a great foto man. Ear appointments for us and Mama T-B. Monday afternoon, nothing else man. Should probably party with the rubias tonight, probably cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.
  5. No, no, and no. If anything, legal immigration should improve in policy and practice after competent people are installed as leaders. This won't happen right away, but I bet it will.
  6. It's Sunday! Time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke (this one definitely for guys and probably written by one): =========================================== ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT CHILI, PAL? A hungry guy really craved a bowl of hot chili. He saw a diner just up the street, so he decided to go there. A pretty waitress showed him to his seat, and he promptly placed his order. The waitress said, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl." He looked over and saw that the guy had finished his meal, but the bowl of chili was still full. He asked, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The other guy said, "No. Help yourself." The first guy slid the bowl of chili over and started to eat. When he got about halfway down, his spoon hit something. He looked and saw a dead mouse, and he immediately barfed all the chili back into the bowl. The other guy said, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."
  7. How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation President-elect Donald Trump pledged to fulfill his campaign promise of removing millions of undocumented immigrants in a "record-setting deportation operation." Here is the incoming administration's plan for carrying out mass deportation. [...] https://theonion.com/how-the-trump-administration-will-carry-out-mass-deportation/
  8. This sounds awful -- take heed! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles EL SEGUNDO, CA—Revealing that split ends have grown 50% stronger in just the past decade, a new study published Friday by researchers at the L'Oréal Academy warned that overuse of hair detangler was giving rise to new product-resistant supertangles. "When hair detangler was first developed, we arrogantly assumed we would be living in a world without snagging, but now we face an even bigger threat to smooth, silky hair," said study author Vicki Zhou, explaining that decades of reliance on hair-detangling technology has led to the evolution of supertangles, which can survive the standard chemicals used to improve follicle manageability. "We could be [...] https://theonion.com/study-overuse-of-hair-detangler-giving-rise-to-product-resistant-supertangles/
  9. Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict NEW YORK CITY — Judge Maxwell Wiley has ordered the jury in Daniel Penny's trial to go back and keep on deliberating until they come back with a different verdict. After four days of deliberation, the jury announced that Penny could not be found guilty of manslaughter. Judge Wiley asked if maybe the jury could just pretend that never happened, and instructed them to think of some new charge to deliberate about until they changed their minds. "Ugh, you guys are making this so hard," sighed Wiley, holding his head in his hands. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-tells-jury-to-go-back-and-deliberate-again-until-they-come-back-with-the-correct-verdict
  10. *Acting* President Trump Speaks Out on Developing Middle Eastern Conflict: 'NOT OUR FIGHT' Things in Syria are getting downright interesting, with opposition fighters closing in on Damascus. Intriguing though this might be, and great as it would be to see some semblance of sanity return to Syria with the ouster of President Bashar al-Assad, it's not America's fight. Acting President Donald Trump gets it. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/12/07/acting-president-trump-speaks-out-on-developing-middle-eastern-conflict-not-our-fight-n2182933
  11. Report: Here's How Trump Might Deal With Countries That Refuse to Take Their Illegal Immigrants Back According to a report, President-elect Donald Trump is considering a plan to handle countries that won't take their illegal immigrants back: he'll ship them somewhere else. Some countries may be in for an unpleasant surprise: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/12/07/report-heres-how-trump-might-deal-with-countries-that-refuse-to-take-their-illegal-immigrants-back-n2182940
  12. We're Back, Baby! Trump Goes to Paris and Reminds the World Who's Number One For those of us patriotic Americans who believe wholeheartedly in American exceptionalism, the last four years have been embarrassing. Anytime Joe Biden has made an appearance on the world stage, we've been left with nothing more than cringeworthy gaffes and viral videos of him acting as if he has no idea where he is or what he's doing there. But today, Donald Trump accepted an invitation from France to attend the re-opening of the Notre Dame Cathedral, which was a damaged in a fire in 2019, and the entire event was symbolic of what I hope will be a return to our original place in the world — a return to the top, a return to respect. Even the Associated Press had to admit that Trump was welcomed with "presidential pop." The media outlet reported: [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2024/12/07/were-back-baby-trump-goes-to-paris-and-reminds-the-world-whos-number-one-n4934935
  13. Another ISIS-like state caliphate pending. Oh, joy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iran Withdrawing From Syria Signals That Assad's Days in Power May Be Numbered Iran is abandoning its Syrian ally following rapid gains made by Islamist rebel forces, who are now closing in on the capital Damascus. "Iran is starting to evacuate its forces and military personnel because we cannot fight as an advisory and support force if Syria's army itself does not want to fight," a prominent advisor to the Iranian regime, Mehdi Rahmati, told the New York Times. "The bottom line," he said, "is that Iran has realized that it cannot manage the situation in Syria right now with any military operation and this option is off the table." The unspoken reason Iran is leaving Syria is that Israel smashed Iran's proxy Hezbollah, fatally weakening its ability to carry out operations outside of Lebanon. Significantly, Iran is [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/12/07/iran-withdrawing-from-syria-signaling-assads-days-in-power-may-numbered-n4934922
  14. Jonathan Turley clarifies what'll happen to these clowns. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sanctuary cities resist Trump's deportation plan. It could cost their residents. Denver Mayor Mike Johnston recently became the latest Democratic leader to engage in a chest-pounding call to arms in resistance to the incoming Trump administration's plan to deport people who entered the United States unlawfully. While a post-election poll by YouGov for CBS News shows that a massive 73% of adults want President-elect Donald Trump to prioritize the repatriation of illegal migrants, the mayor pledged to not only have Denver police "stationed at the county line to keep (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) out" but also that "you would have 50,000 Denverites there." Johnston said it would be like a "Tiananmen Square moment" and answered yes when questioned whether he'd be ready to go to jail. That moment soon passed, however, as lawyers apparently explained to the mayor that armed resistance to the federal government is often called – wait for it – insurrection. [...] https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2024/12/06/trump-immigration-deportation-sanctuary-city-migrants/76764820007/
  15. This article's title doesn't mention the big issue: Bidementia's planned control of AI (!). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why this tech billionaire left a White House meeting last spring and endorsed Trump My ears always perk up when I hear that a lifelong Democrat has thrown his or her support behind President-elect Donald Trump. One of the biggest surprises of the 2024 election cycle was the sheer number of people who did just that. Two key factors drove this shift. First, many working-class voters finally grasped that the Democratic Party, which they had blindly supported for decades, had abandoned them. The second factor concerned Democrats at the opposite end of the economic spectrum — a group that included tech billionaires, hedge fund managers, and the ultrawealthy, many with direct access to the Biden White House. They saw that the line between democracy and authoritarianism had become blurred, or even erased in some instances, as party leaders shifted their focus from governance to the pursuit of power, showing a willingness to do whatever it took to acquire it and maintain it. Marc Andreessen, co-founder of the venture capital firm a16z, was part of this second group. In a Tuesday interview with podcaster Joe Rogan, he exposed the Biden administration's despotic plan to control artificial intelligence in the U.S. This bombshell revelation should have been front-page news last week; instead, it flew largely under the radar. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/faith-freedom-self-reliance/3249005/why-this-tech-billionaire-left-a-white-house-meeting-last-spring-and-endorsed-trump/
  16. Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Neither Mini-B. nor we left the casa all day, no and no man. We slept in, about time for same man. Day was cloudy, cold, and windy, barely fit for man or beast man. We were at another all-time low body weight, into the next-lowest Manycade of pounds we man. Mini-B.'s lunch (at noon) was waffles with chocolate syrup, ingest wee man. Our lunch (later) was onecan of Progresso "loaded potato & bacon" soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man We & Mini-B. attempted to find a current or decent past basketball game to watch, attempt Two Guys man. We found none, but Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2+2+2) for the week, impressive exceeding of quota man. We took a long siesta while Mini-B. played V.R., zzz we and play wee man. Din-din was burnt pork ends + tater tots, both from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. After din-din, played Nerf football for an hour while dodging the Roomba, play and dodge Two Guys man. The Roomba did another serviceable job, grade it B or B+ we man. No party with the rubias tonight, blah we man man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, visit we and we man senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
  17. I had to research your posts to learn which consulate she'd be interviewing at. In short, Manila hands out K-1 visas like candy, so your answer is No. The answer for someone interviewing somewhere else may be a strong Yes.
  18. Supreme Court Rules 8-1 In Favor Of Taking Turns Bonking Justice Sotomayor On The Head With Their Gavels WASHINGTON, D.C. — The government's judicial branch continued to methodically work through remaining cases before the upcoming holiday break, with the United States Supreme Court ruling 8-1 in favor of taking turns bonking Justice Sonia Sotomayor on the head with their gavels. As the court heard arguments on a number of high-profile cases involving gun rights, immigration, and gender surgery for minors, the justices took an impromptu vote to determine if they should line up to take turns whacking Justice Sotomayor over the head. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-8-1-in-favor-of-taking-turns-bonking-justice-sotomayor-on-the-head-with-their-gavels
  19. Suspicious? Biden Pardons Hunter For Anything He Might Do Tonight Between 2:30 and 4:17 AM Outside The Capitol Heights Applebee's WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden issued another controversial pardon for his son Hunter this week which exonerates him for "what he may or may not do tonight between 2:30 and 4:17 AM outside the Capitol Heights Applebee's." "I hereby exempt my son from anything that may or may not occur at this very specific time behind the green dumpster outside Applebees," said Biden to a bust of Teddy Roosevelt he mistook for a reporter. "And don't bother checking or having cameras rolling. I'm sure nothing will happen worth getting on tape." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-suspiciously-pardons-himself-for-what-hes-going-to-do-next-friday-night-from-7-10-pm-or-1030-depending-on-the-traffic
  20. 75% Of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole NORTH POLE — A somber mood reportedly spread quickly among the workforce at Santa's workshop this week, as 75% of the elves on staff were laid off after Elon Musk visited the North Pole. The SpaceX and Tesla founder had been invited to the workshop by Santa Claus himself as part of an initiative to streamline the toy-making process and make the workshop operation more efficient, which eventually resulted in massive layoffs. "His first suggestion was to just clean house," said Greg, an elf who was laid off after 30 years in the workshop. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/75-of-elves-laid-off-after-elon-musk-visits-north-pole
  21. 'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio, Mate!' As Most Popular UK Greeting LONDON — A recent poll conducted by the University of Oxford just revealed that "Allahu Akbar" has officially replaced "Cheerio, mate!" as the most popular greeting in the UK. The results of the survey show "Allahu Akbar" beating out "Cheerio mate" in what experts are calling a "flippin' landslide, old bean." "It's not really that surprising, what what?" said Baxter Edwin Bartleby III, a senior pollster. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/allahu-akbar-replaces-cheerio-mate-as-most-popular-uk-greeting
  22. Biden's Presidential Library Might Be More of a 'Bookmobile' As Democrats Threaten to Withhold Donations Joe Biden's hopes of having a sprawling presidential library have taken a massive hit. Recent reports indicate that Democrat donors are withholding their contributions over anger swirling around his pardon of Hunter Biden. Axios notes that they spoke with "top Democrats" who are so livid over "Biden's abrupt, clumsy pardon of his son" that they are tightening their grip on their wallets. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/12/06/bidens-presidential-library-might-be-more-of-a-bookmobile-as-democrats-threaten-to-withhold-donations-n2182871
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