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'Pizza, Ravioli, Spaghetti, Mamma Mia!' Says Kamala Harris In Mario Hat And Mustache While Addressing Crowd Of Italians PHILADELPHIA, PA — Yet another campaign audience was treated to a speech specially tailored to relate to them, as Vice President Kamala Harris adopted a pitch-perfect accent and image while addressing a crowd of Italian American voters. Harris's campaign speech to a group of supporters at a local chapter of the Italian Heritage Club was punctuated by a special outfit she wore specifically for the event, consisting of a familiar red plumber's cap and a bushy, cartoon mustache. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/pizza-ravioli-spaghetti-mamma-mia-says-kamala-harris-in-mario-hat-and-mustache-while-addressing-crowd-of-italians

Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color [...] In an exclusive sit-down interview with Al Sharpton on MSNBC, Biden said, "It's long past time. We should have assassins that reflect the nation — a black nation. Blacks are great killers. No, I'm serious! Have you ever been to South Central? Corn Pop was a bad dude, a killer! And I want someone like that on our team. But, you know, a woman." "Black women are just as smart and capable as Lee Harvey Oswald," he added. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-next-trump-assassin-will-be-a-woman-of-color

If this is true, it's big. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump takes a clear lead among New York State's Jewish voters Siena College's latest poll had some interesting results, especially from Jewish voters, long one of the Democrat party's most reliable demographics. It turns out that Jewish voters don't like what they see. The poll generally asks like/dislike questions and specific questions about the economy and immigration, but I have to believe that Jews are also worried about the Democrats' antisemitism problem and Kamala and Biden's efforts to save Hamas (a Nazi-like terrorist organization) from extinction. You can see the Siena poll here, but it's in microscopic font with a bewildering number of rows of information. I've broken out the massive shift in Jewish support for Trump and some interesting general findings. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/trump_takes_a_clear_lead_among_new_york_state_s_jewish_voters.html

If true, this is NOT good. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Matt Gaetz Drops DHS Bombshell: Five Assassination Teams Are Targeting Trump on US Soil Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) announced that there are at least five assassination teams in the United States that are intent on assassinating former President Donald Trump, according to an interview published on Thursday. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/09/19/matt-gaetz-drops-bombshell-five-assassination-teams-targeting-trump-on-us-soil-n2179533

Fascinating details and analysis! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pagercide, Inc: How Israel Defenestrated Hezbollah Did Israel intercept pagers bought by Hezbollah? Did they hack into them remotely, using their technological supremacy? Nope. Turns out that Israel went into the pager business -- anticipating Hezbollah's change in comms strategy by perhaps as much as two years. [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/09/19/pagercide-inc-how-israel-defenestrated-hezbollah-n3794711

Anti-Israel Protesters Vandalize UNC Campus, Raise Palestinian Flag The pro-Palestinian protesters aka Students for Justice in Palestine are back. Today at UNC they held a walkout which was followed by a march to disrupt classes and significant vandalism of various buildings on campus. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/09/19/anti-israel-protesters-vandalize-unc-campus-raise-palestinian-flag-n3794756

Incompetence, maybe, but it does smell as though someone at the USSS has ulterior motives. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Have Alarming Whistleblower Details on the Second Assassination Attempt on Trump Hawley emphasized again that the Secret Service has guarded Trump's golf course many times before and knew where the vulnerabilities were. "They normally station agents there ahead of Trump's appearance on the course, but they apparently did not do that this last weekend," Hawley continued. "And the whistleblowers tell me that's strange, that's out of protocol. It's not even clear Secret Service swept the perimeter before Trump took to the course—also a [...] breach [of] protocol—and they want to know why, and so do I." [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/19/we-have-alarming-whistleblower-details-on-second-assassination-attempt-n4932661

This could have gone in several other threads, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden-Harris Regime Accused of Trying to Hide Number of Terrorists Crossing the Border The Harris campaign is busy trying to ensure that people don't notice just how vacuous the Candidate of Joy really is. At the same time and for the same reason, Biden-Harris regime apparatchiks are doing all they can to keep Americans from realizing just how much damage this administration has done to the country over the last three and a half years. That initiative includes covering up the effects of erasing what was once known as our Southern border. Now, however, a whistleblower has come forward with some stinging accusations regarding just how self-serving and irresponsible — and worse — the regime has been. Northern Virginia's ABC 7 News reported Thursday that "a former Border Patrol chief agent on Wednesday accused the Biden-Harris administration of trying to hide an increase in the number of people with ties to terrorism at California's border with Mexico." https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/09/19/biden-harris-regime-accused-of-trying-to-hide-number-of-terrorists-crossing-the-border-n4932671

This is wonderful, and it gives us fodder for retorts to the mindless. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shirtless Trump Supporter Takes Down CNN Reporter in Epic Fashion CNN sent a reporter down to Panama City, Fla., to cover the MAGA boat parade on Thursday. Reporter Elle Reeve talked about the issues parade-goers were concerned with in this election, and one shirtless Trump supporter gave Reeve an epic reality check about the struggles Americans face under the Biden-Harris administration. When Reeve asked, "What's your most important issue?" the shirtless Trump supporter, drink in hand, didn't hesitate. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/19/shirtless-trump-supporter-takes-down-cnn-reporter-in-epic-fashion-n4932669

Of All the Reasons the Left Has Given Us to Vote for Kamala, This Has to Be the Craziest Of all the cockamamie reasons the left has given us for why we simply must install Kamala Harris in the Oval Office, retired U.S. Army Brigadier General Steven Anderson has given us one of the craziest. Anderson, however, is crazy like a fox: while trying to give the impression that he was making a case for why Harris would be a better president for international relations than Bad Orange Man, the wily old general was actually speaking to Harris' domestic base, trying to make sure that it stays on the reservation. Could that be an indication that everyone in the Harris camp is not as confident of victory as the establishment media makes out? It could be, but whether it is or not, Anderson still gave us one of the most ridiculous arguments for voting for Harris that has been advanced thus far. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/09/19/of-all-the-reasons-the-left-has-given-us-to-vote-for-kamala-this-has-to-be-the-craziest-n4932674

WHOA: Even MSNBC Just Admitted the Biden-Harris Economy Is in Trouble While "at first glance, the U.S. economy, appears to be doing 'basically fine,' as Fed Chair Jerome Powell put it in his press conference earlier this week," MSNBC's Helaine Olen wrote on Thursday, "under the surface, signs of trouble are increasing." Well, yeah. As the ZeroHedge guys put it on Wednesday, "The economy is so great, it needs a crisis-level rate cut 2 months before the election." (The Fed usually makes quarter-point adjustments except when the waste matter has collided with the rotating air-flow acceleration device.) So last week when I suggested you "Kiss Your Giant Rate Cut Goodbye," I guess I was staring into a less deep abyss than Powell was this week. Anyway, I was about to ask Olen what took her so long to notice, but because MSNBC chose to run an article that dares to question the "Greatest Economy in History, We Promise," why don't we cut them both some slack? Particularly because Olen caught a few negative trends that hadn't yet come across my desk. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2024/09/19/whoa-even-msnbc-just-admitted-the-biden-harris-economy-is-in-trouble-n4932675

You mean "dnetsits."

As others have stated, the consulate evaluates whether your relationship is bona fide (solid, real). Substantial time spent together in person, over multiple visits, will help to overcome their suspicions.

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Arose at o'dark-Many to collect Mama T-B., collect we man senior she man. After returning Mama T-B., we went to Aldi for her few requested items, si man. One was in the freezer case on the bottom shelf behind 2 other boxes, strain to reach we man. We somehow stood up, dazed, and saw people staring, we must have yelled man. We were dazed for some time thereafter, ow ow ow OW OW man. Lunch was a sliced-turkey sandwich, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Collected Mini-B. after skool for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Din-din was BK bought WUOC, financially savvy we man and ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was a few Everybody Loves Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys and add to next week's tally man. Some mini-hoop was conducted, distinctly bad-shooting Two Guys man. Miu, excited at Big Bruddah's presence, zoomed around gleefully, gleeful miu man. Returned Mini-B. in timely fashion, end of Two Guys eve man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was ordered to replace the driveway, years overdue man. Frame and rebar are laid, pouring probably occurring tomorrow man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Only 2 or maybe Many (2+1) ESs itineraried for Friday, slim pickin's and we man. Citywide GS at FST is Friday through Sunday, Saturday reserved for that man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

This merits enshrinement as one of the all-time VJ posts.

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Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American ATHENS, OH—A Mexican migrant reportedly stole an occupational injury Wednesday from a hardworking American, seizing the opportunity for a broken arm from a resident who grew up in this country. "I could have been the one out there fracturing my ulna and radius after falling off a truck during a nonunion contract gig, but that's not the way things are here anymore," said unemployed citizen Graham Toomy, 45, telling reporters [...] https://theonion.com/migrant-steals-occupational-injury-from-hard-working-american/

'I Was Born Into A Middle Class Family,' Explains Wife When Husband Asks Why The Car Is On Fire SAVANNAH, GA — A local man was left completely stumped while questioning his wife about an issue with one of the family's vehicles, having apparently been caught off guard by his wife's insightful and engaging response. Trent Colson explained that he had arrived at the park to meet his wife and kids, only to find his wife's car on fire in the parking lot, prompting him to rush to make sure she and the couple's children were safe and find out what had happened. "I was born into a middle class family," his wife, Beth, began. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/i-was-born-into-a-middle-class-family-explains-wife-when-husband-asks-why-the-car-is-on-fire

Trump Dodges Falling Piano, Swinging Death Blade, Spiked Pitfall Trap On Way To Rally LONG ISLAND, NY — The tension of election season reached a new high today with conflicting reports of further attempts on the life of the former president, as Donald Trump dodged a falling piano, a swinging death blade, and a spiked pitfall trap on his way to a campaign rally. The latest series of deadly traps matched what has become a disturbing pattern along Trump's pathway to election day, with experts speculating that the former president may find himself dodging multiple assassination attempts per day over the next several weeks. "It's almost as if there's some unseen force out to get him," said one campaign insider. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-dodges-falling-piano-swinging-death-blade-spiked-pitfall-trap-on-way-to-rally

~~~~~ Hezbollah Starting To Think They Shouldn't Have Gotten Pagers From Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium [...] "We probably should have seen this coming," said Hezbollah's Lead Purchasing Terrorist Adnan Musab Vaziri. "When I was given orders to procure a large quantity of pagers, I took it upon myself to find the best deal I could. In hindsight, the discount I was able to receive from Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium may not have been the best move." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-starting-to-think-they-shouldnt-have-gotten-pagers-from-levi-goldbraumsteins-pager-emporium

~~~~~~ BREAKING: Israel Kills Thousands More Terrorists With Exploding '200 Free Hours of AOL' CDs LEBANON — Video footage of several explosions flooded social media Wednesday as thousands more Hezbollah terrorists were killed by exploding CDs promising 200 free hours of America Online. "Oh boy, 200 free hours of dial-up Internet!" said Ahmad Krikor, a terrorist on the FBI's most wanted list. Unfortunately, his brief joy was quickly vaporized into dust along with his body. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-israel-kills-another-thousand-terrorists-with-exploding-200-free-hours-of-aol-cds