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  1. This is about plain beer, not craft beer, but perhaps interesting in passing: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Goodbye Modelo — Americans Have A New Favorite Beer An effort two decades in the making has finally come to fruition for Anheuser-Busch. Despite being considered a cheap beer to avoid, according to customer reviews (and ranking near the bottom of our own taste test of America's top-selling beers), Michelob Ultra has become king of the hill among beer brands. By topping the sales by volume charts for 2025, it has ousted Modelo Especial as America's best-selling beer. While its lower caloric content certainly appealed to many people, some of Michelob Ultra's success can also be credited to [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/goodbye-modelo-americans-favorite-beer-180106285.html
  2. All ongoing Rants, issues, unfinished conversations, and personal insults from the previous Rant thread should be carried over into this here new Rant thread, si man.
  3. This Rant thread has reached Many00 pages after 2 years & Many months, long time man. It is therefore closed in favor of the new Rant thread, see man: The new thread has been named in regard for (and the first/last such regard for) Charles and Bro G, both of whom are obsessed with poo-flinging for some reason, perhaps because they're unevolved inferior primates and realize it and are rightfully jealous, si man. It is they who implied that a thread name of this caliber should be applied, si man. Absolutely remember ongoing Rants, issues, unfinished conversations, and personal insults from this thread, and carry them over into the new Rant thread, si man!
  4. HELPFUL LIST OF TERMS & ABBREVIATIONS OFTEN USED IN RANT THREADS* *check back often for additions, and suggest any that have been missed here! TERMS Aysheep = hysterical, histrionic, flying off the handle. For example, "She went aysheep when she saw the dirt on the floor, si man." P-Math = elegant and flexible numerical system, maintained in honor of our threads' resident Polish Commie-babe, Asia: the only numerals allowed are 0, 1, 2, and Many. For example, 2+2+1 = Many, as is 2x2x2x2x2 + 2, Many00, Manyzen, and infinite other elegant combinations. The use of P-Math is mandatory but often overlooked. Photos (Fotos) or it didn't happen = challenge to all claims made in Rant threads. Miu = cat Nooser, Noosering = nurse, nursing Rojo = male redhead; any potential or actual male; specifically, Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s ex-fiancé Roja = female redhead Din-din = dinner; supper. Onecan = one can of something ingested for lunch, snack, or din-din Toucans = 2 cans, or the large-billed tropical birds Tupacs = 2 packs TG = Tuna Glop (nuked rice + onecan tuna + onecan peas, staple of a balanced diet) MTG = Modified Tuna Glop (nuked rice + onecan tuna + onecan Cream of 'Shroom soup) RTG = Retarded Tuna Glop (nuked rice + onecan tuna only, staple of Mini-B.'s diet) Rubias = female blondes. For example, "T-Bone will party again tonight with his real or imaginary harem of Many (2+2+2) rubias." Oj tak = "Si, man" in Polish, si man Oj nie = "No, man" in Polish, si man Steveklar = Steve or SAT, now-inactive founder of the Rant threads Ontarklar, D ma'am = Ontarkie Hillbilly = husband of Ontarklar Bro G = Neonred Eh ma'am = cdneh PRG = Pretty Russian Girl, wife of Dave of DaveAndAnastasia (DA man) QA ma'am = mrmvkjts, Queen of Austria (now Queen of America after naturalization) T-B. = T-Bone, si man Mini-B. = T-B.'s son, wee man Fotos = Spanish spelling of photos, which makes more sense than the English spelling Tyres = the round rubber things encasing car wheel, & the only permissible British spelling ABBREVIATIONS LPoP = "Last post on page," the reminder that the last post on a Rant-thread page is to be ignored and go unread, no see man ES = estate sale, si man GS = garage sale, si man MS = moving-sale, si man NIP = new in package (describing items procured at an ES or GS), si man NWT = new with tags (describing items procured at an ES or GS), si man POTS = Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, the must-have item that has earned T-Bone $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and established him as the consummate Business Typhoon, $i man *buy yours today, si man F$WM = Financially $avvy We Man, T-B.'s self-compliment for being fiscally prudent/cheap WCG = World's Cheapest Gringo, friend of T-B. who's even cheaper than T-B., si man Ecu = Ecuador, si man AFV = America's Funniest Videos, si man FST = favorite small town, si man HSM = Heap Strong Medicine (mega-powerful medicine), si man JC = junior chica (with whom T-B. would go out), she man LL = laundry load, si man WUOC = with use of coupon (indicating financial savvy), $i man BK = Burger King, si man S+Ms = canned spaghetti rings & meatballs, often ingested for din-din man Chef B. = Chef Boy-ar-Dee, si man R'br = root beer, one of the major food/drink groups man 'roni 'za = pepperoni pizza, si man
  5. The Rant Thread. Circa 2013. Continuation thread for: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/800915-let-sleeping-dogs-rant/ Tell us your gripes, fears, hopes. (And we'll quickly put you down.) Tell us your deepest, darkest desires. (We will return you to reality) All are welcome -- chew the fat here, pass the time. A brief history of this thread: Created by Steve (user name SAT), it started off as a place for VJers to rant, vent, talk. It has evolved into an everyday friendly (and rude) conversation. THE RULES of the thread, from the undersigned. 1. We like each other here. So don't be a jerk. 2. No Facebook links. 3. This thread is not for debates, not for fighting. 4. This is a conversation. Keep it light-hearted. 5. If you see antagonists, just put them on ignore. 6. If you think that your stinkiness don't stink, please stay out. 7. Not everyone on the planet is going to agree with you, so don't push issues. 8. Please don't push your political and religious beliefs here. 9. If you don't like the people here, please don't post here. VJ is full of other threads. 10. Please don't post anything that'll link anything to your identity. We've had problems in the ancestral threads. 11. Have a sense of humor; don't be such a stiff. Remember? Humor? Don't take anything personally; half of the stuff said here is just jive (in the case of Steve, it's 100% jive). From SAT, the now sadly inactive OP: This thread is politically incorrect. Come in, come in, rant away. Let us tell you how to suffer. Let us make fun of you. We're rude and crass. Business, all business!
  6. What do Gnu Zealand curses sound like, huh Eh ma'am?
  7. Thrilling Sunday/Monday-on-Tuesday reports, see man: We have never been Many00% unable to connect to VJ before, no man. It was like a suspension, or an outright flagging, without having done anything, si and no and shaddap Bro G and Charles man. Thrilling Sunday mini-report, see man: Consumed 2 bowls of Costco popcorn while watching NFL, ingest we man. These do not count toward Two Guys Week totals, only one guy involved man. Movie night was another Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man. Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These count toward Two Guys totals, good start man. Thrilling Monday mini-report, see man: Breakfast/lunch/din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. "Many-minute" visit to Mama T-B. turned into nearly an hourlong visit, we man. Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. No party with the rubias either night, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday/Monday, report we man. Fotos or recordings now or it didn't happen, see and hear or no see and no hear Eh ma'am!
  8. Your GPS also hosed your P-Math skills, si and see and sigh Eh ma'am. It's easy, Eh ma'am: Many km/hr = Many mph, si and elementary Eh ma'am. You should have conquered the country then and there to get them to shut up, si Eh ma'am. Excellent advice, si Eh ma'am. But it feels wonderful, si Eh ma'am! But we are glad that you are back, si and welcome back Eh ma'am.
  9. No one has told us how to work around things via a VPN, no and man! Insulting higher primates, si man! Reported!!!
  10. Maybe it's a hypothetical example or he's considering an alternative.
  11. 1. It's good to have. 2. It lends credibility. 3. It eases your travel within even domestic airports. 4. It certainly eases your travel with CBP (see 2. above). 5. You don't have to fumble to get your driver's license out of and back into your wallet while on the move.
  12. Was locked out of VisaJourney for several days because of a computer issue. Here is this past Sunday's intended Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== BLONDE CRIME A blonde was speeding in a 35-mile-per-hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over. The officer, also a blonde, walked up and asked for the blonde driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy! It's got your photo on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license!" and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver, and said, "You're free to go. Also, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this!"
  13. Thrilling Saturday report, see man: We are fortunate to have done our ES-ing on Friday, see below man. We were very groggily awakened by a cheerful phone call from ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-she man man. While we self-caffeinated, Mama T-B. ordered us to appear ASAP, intense senior she man man. We managed to get there in semi-coherent shape with a whole bag of requested stuff, groggy we man man. We caddied her pills, always a shouting match* man. *Mama T-B. always insists on checking each day's contents Many (2+2) times**, man **if it's right the first time, why would it be wrong the next Many (2+1) times, huh man? Lunch was Mama T-B.'s leftovers, nibble we man. We did most of her other stuff during our Many-hour ([2+1]-hour) visit, particular senior she man man. Mama T-B. ordered us to find a phone adaptor that stays in the outlet, no wobbling man. We are clueless regarding such stuff, say so and got yelled at we man. We said that we would consult ex-Mrs.-T-B., knows all about that stuff man. We left and went to a packed Aldi, grocery for Two Guys week we man. As soon as we wearily arrived at the casa, Mama T-B. called, see man: "Where are you with my phone adaptor, huh man?" aysheep senior she man. We almost couldn't restrain ourself, no man. We called ex-Mrs.-T-B., who agreed to out-bail us, amenable ex-she man man. We heard nothing from Mama T-B. after that, obviously successful ex-she man man. An exhausted siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Din-din was the final Many (2x2x2 +2) Costco spring rolls, finally freezer space now man. Miu insisted on everything that mius can conceivably insist on, comply we man. We had a couple of fall festival events to have attended today, forget both man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No Sunday plans other than our LL, NFL football, and evening start to Two Guys week man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
  14. Do what OldUser says. Your cache of evidence is strong; therefore, affidavits are unnecessary. A glaring omission, however: Wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." If your state (like mine, Texas) has templates online that cover necessary protocols, use those; if not, shop for a lawyer who can draft these for you. (Remember, for the future, that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your will may need to be redone.)
  15. I agree with OldUser above -- you'll almost certainly be grandfathered in.
  16. We heard that YOU had trouble, too, so there and ha man.
  17. Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday report, see man: Still locked out of VJ, man. Arose, self-caffeinated, and mowed front lawn only, save energy for ES-ing we man. ES'd and ran Many (2+1) errands during itinerary, efficient we man. Our hip has been quite good all this time, major relief man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at Mexican restaurant during ES-ing, efficient we man. At the casa, a nice-yet-insufficient siesta was taken, zzz we man. Before sundown, mowed back lawn, job complete man. Miu enlapped herself as usual as we off-cooled under ceiling fan, lap-miu miu man. No party with the rubias, no cavort we man. Must see Mama T-B. on Saturday, visit we man senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
  18. Thrilling Thursday-on-Saturday (!) report, see man: Still locked out of VJ, man. Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. Visited Mama T-B., "brief" visit that lasted the usual 2 hours man. Din-din was from Subway*, ingest we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man No party with the rubias, no cavort we man. Many (2+2+1) ESs itineraried for Friday, trip-roading we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, belatedly report we man.
  19. It's been wonderful to follow your story. Keep it up!
  20. The in-person aspect certainly shows commitment to the relationship. Let's hope that they don't ask her for something that she has access to only at home. Be sure to report back with all details and the outcome.
  21. Wonderful! Because this issue is happily concluded, we'll lock this thread, to keep others from hijacking it.
  22. Be sure to return here to let us know the results.
  23. Accurate. Back in my time, I asked a former consular officer what constituted this, and he said, "Any poor country," with emphasis on all 3 words.
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