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Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump's victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O'Donnell vowed to continue her sex strike that has already reached 38 years. O'Donnell made the vow in a video released on social media, promising to carry on her abstinence well past 40 years and into a fifth decade in an effort to show her outrage at Trump's re-election. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rosie-odonnell-vows-to-continue-38-year-sex-strike

To Protest Trump, Liberal Women Vow To Abstain From Casual Sex, Start Attending Church, Get Married, And Start Families [...] A new social trend known as the "4B" movement directed women to abstain from having sex with men to protest the election. Liberal women quickly took to the movement after learning Trump had won the election and pledged to stick it to conservatives by choosing to live the type of lifestyle conservatives encourage women to pursue. "Yeah! Take that MAGATS!" liberal woman Sarah Ostler said. "We're gonna make you guys pay, bigtime. I hereby [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-trump-liberal-women-vow-to-abstain-from-casual-sex-start-attending-church-get-married-and-start-families

FBI Staff Granted Grieving Day For Election Results U.S. — All staff members at the Federal Bureau of Investigation were granted a special "Grieving Day" on Friday so they could take time off to be with their families and mourn the results of the 2024 presidential election. FBI Director Christopher Wray made the surprise announcement that agents and other staff nationwide would get a three-day weekend after he failed to come in to work himself. "How could anyone be expected to work during such a tragic time?" Wray said. "This is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-staff-granted-grieving-day-for-election-results

Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday [...] "It's the greatest, most beautiful date on the calendar," Trump said in the statement. "As soon as I take office, we will honor the PATRIOTS and GREAT AMERICANS who demonstrated their loyalty to our AMAZING COUNTRY on JANUARY 6. These wonderful people are some of our nation's greatest heroes — far greater than the Avengers, I must say." Several prominent Democrats, including Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who died several times during the Jan 6 riot at the Capitol, immediately came forward to protest Trump's plan. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-declare-january-6-a-national-holiday

Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment WASHINGTON, D.C. — Early reports from Capitol Hill indicated that President-Elect Donald Trump's upcoming second term was already off to a contentious start, with Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi reportedly drafting articles of impeachment against him for his involvement in the 2024 presidential election. "He won, and that's against the law," Pelosi said. "And, quite frankly, he's admitted it. He's admitted to winning the election, but no one is above the law." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-begins-drafting-articles-of-impeachment

Welcome to the forum! Bear in mind that weekends are typically slower for responses. However, I'm confident that you'll get help when people see your thread. Good luck.

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man: After skooling Mini-B., decided to mow front lawn, rain forecast man. First, we dug up* a Manycade-old tree stump, moderately hard man. *with use of shovel bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man Early during mow-lawning, several Manyzen fat raindrops began falling, hurry we man That was all the rain for the day, got job done we man. Two sweatbands were used, one job one recovery man. As we sat recovering under ceiling fan, miu sat on our lap, fluffy purring lap-miu man. It was nearly noon, and we skipped eating before ES-ing, probable mistake man. After last ES, passed by a Golden Corral, danger man when hungry man. We consumed 2 plates heaped with pot roast & beef liver, ingest we man. We consumed a Many'rd plate heaped with 'roni 'za, ingest we man. We do not want to weigh ourself tonight, no man. This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, efficient we man. We arrived at the casa just in time for a nearly regulation-length siesta, zzz we man. We had to retrieve Mini-B., feed him rapidly, and get him to Band rehearsal, remote hyskool man. A fire alarm at his skool delayed dismissal, man. We wove, like an illegitimate male child, through evening peak traffic to get Mini-B. there, maniac we man. We were successful, si man. Upon return to the casa, we decided on a second near-regulation siesta, zzz again we man. We left early enough to gas the T-B.-mobile at Costco, appropriate timing man. Mini-B. upbeat after the night's rehearsal, upbeat wee man. He wanted Dairy Queen for a late din-din, no coupons there but oh well man. Drive-through chica was a blinkin' idiot, hose our order man. We had to wait for Many (2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2) -- minutes for our order, park and wait man. Order was still hosed but we were too steamed to argue further, steamed we man. We further hosed our diet when Mini-B. couldn't finish his order, stuffed Two Guys man. We have itineraried an ES and possibly a citywide GS for Saturday, day not all ours man. We must get Mini-B. to remote hyskool by half-of-half after Many (2x2x2) a.m., anathema man! Then we must up-pick him at Many (or half-past, or half-of-half-past), man. We must rush him to the casa for a quick din-din, then rush him back dressed for concert, man. And we just got his skool Progress Report, scrutinize we man. He has an A in Band & P.E., of course the most crucial courses man. He has a (low) B in Spanish, took this class purely to have an easy A from it man. He has a C in History & Science, chiefly from late assignments man. He is failing English & Non-P-Math, purely from late assignments man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. says to quit going aysheep and let him learn consequences on his own, yeah right man. Honors Band was the mistake of a lifetime, man. No party with the rubias again tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday ES report, see man: We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, had to wait till Friday morn to do so man. Each ES yielded the take, see man: -- toucans chicken noodle soup; 2 bottles Vitamin C (1 NIP) = $2x2x2 +1 + half + half-of-half a buck), deal man -- seemingly new luxury bath towel = free, heavenly man -- ~full bottle Goldwell conditioner, 2 cuticle scissors, hankie = $2 + half-of-half a buck, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

Good post if we overlook the (minor) P-Math errors, si DA man. We are still mystified by the record-low Halloween traffic this year, really strange man. The key to leftover candy is to have something that you kinda like but won't pig out on, si and no man. Sounds like a fun and well-timed mini-trip, si DA man.

Nor should they reproduce -- gag.

It has been proposed that Bidementia will indeed pardon Trump, then pardon Li'l Crackpipe. But if Jack Smith is dropping the prosecutions, the former action will carry less weight. And Federal pardons don't affect State cases.

If one is blasted to smithereens by a car on the highway, would the result be Rhesus Pieces?

Forevermore qualifying those efforts as pure lawfare and election interference.

Only thing double about him is fighting twice as hard for the one functional brain cell available to him, Kommie, and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

When Dr. Jill went to vote, she was in an all-red dress (not her usual look, which is the covering of an ugly sofa). It was hypothesized that she was wearing the MAGA color as an "in your face" to Kommie Harris.

Reminiscent of the boy who murders his parents and then asks for alms because he's an orphan.

A very heartfelt and valuable post has been removed because, regrettably, it's appropriate for private discussion or a "report" to the Moderation team, rather than a public thread.

The thread has deviated from its original questions. Please return to those, and continue the country-specific stuff in the Philippines forum or by PM, please. VJ Moderation

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Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid's Tale and all our rights are gone and it's the end of democracy. Not good! To help you keep track, here are all the rights you have lost now that Trump has been elected: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/here-is-a-complete-list-of-the-rights-you-just-lost-now-that-trump-has-been-elected

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term [...] In a shrewd move, Democratic Party leaders finally disclosed that Trump had, in fact, won the 2020 election against Joe Biden and has been the rightful president this whole time, rendering him term-limited and unable to take office in January. "Yeah, he actually won a second term in 2020. Sorry about that," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "It's a real shame he already served two terms. Unfortunately, that means he wasn't eligible to run again, which nullifies Tuesday night's election. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-democrats-admit-trump-actually-won-in-2020-and-is-now-unable-to-serve-third-term

Nation Excited To Have President Again For First Time In 4 Years U.S. — The results of a new Gallup poll reveal Americans are excited to finally have a new president for the first time in four years. According to the poll, many Americans decided that having no President for the last 4 years was a terrible idea in retrospect. "Whose idea was that anyway?" asked one citizen who was interviewed. "I think I like having a President in office better than having no President. That's just my personal opinion." https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-excited-to-have-president-again-for-first-time-in-4-years

True examples of psychotic behavior. It's hard to believe that such people exist... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ This election has witnessed the rise of the harpies and other broken women [...] we've never before had a parade of crazy like the one that's swept social media since Kamala, a uniquely bad candidate who campaigned for only 107 days, lost decisively to Trump. What the heck is going on? I'm old enough to remember pre-third-wave feminism, when women demanded full civil rights and equal pay and opportunities for their skills and abilities. They argued that, just like men, they were strong and rational creatures. Heck, they weren't just strong and rational; they were strong and invincible. These women didn't cry. They burned their bras and demanded their rights. Today's feminists...not so much: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/11/this_election_has_witnessed_the_rise_of_the_harpies_and_other_broken_women.html

It looks like Illinois.