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Biden DOJ Quietly Dismisses Case Against Two Jordanians Who Tried to Infiltrate Marine Corps Base In May, two Jordanian nationals tried to infiltrate Quantico Marine Corps Base under the guise of being Amazon delivery workers. Base security found the pair suspicious, and when pressed for identification, the two men, Hasan Y. Hamdan and Mohammad K. Dabous attempted to gain access to the facility. They were stopped and apprehended, shedding light on not just how many times American military bases face infiltration from non-citizens on a weekly basis but whether this was a test run for a terror attack. We'll never know because the case was dismissed [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/11/20/biden-doj-quietly-dismisses-case-against-two-jordanians-who-tried-to-infiltrate-marine-corps-base-n2648058

From this, it's unclear who I'd pick... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Takes His Time With Secret Service Director Choice [...] Now that Trump has won, and Secret Service employees expect the incoming president to choose new leaders, agents and officers are deeply divided on who is the best candidate to thoroughly overhaul the agency. The top reform many seek is to allow the Secret Service leaders to jettison DEI priorities and return to making hiring decisions instead of delegating recruiting and vetting to administrative personnel unfamiliar with the rigors of the protective assignments. The top two names circulating among current and retired Secret Service agents and officers are [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/11/20/trump_takes_his_time_with_secret_service_director_choice_151979.html

Why they're terrified of Trump's cabinet picks [...] Trump's critics predictably used his cabinet picks to give an 'I told you so' lecture to Americans who, in their view, were stupid enough to vote for this supposedly wicked man. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2024/11/19/why-theyre-terrified-of-trumps-cabinet-picks/

This has been reported, too. Will try to find links.

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We are at a body weight that we never conceived that we could return to, shadow-of-former-self we man. After about Many (2x2x2) more pounds, we're afraid that we'll keep losing even if unwanted, sigh man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A major siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Upon de-skooling Mini-B., our suspicion of a slow-leaking tyre grew to alarm, alarmed we man. Tried to add air ourself, cheap worthless ineffective home-use product man. Usual repair place couldn't take us, too jammed man. Called Firestone, agree they man if we hurried man. Visible nail pulled from tyre, confirm-suspicioned we man. We were there for just over an hour, Mini-B. starving at casa man. Shop treated tyre thoroughly, rebalancing + more, and evened out air in all Many (2+2) tyres, nice man. It was almost worth the $Many that we paid, oh well man. Mini-B. had consumed a pack of Oreos but was still ravenous, ingest not enough wee man man. We promptly prepared Costco bacon + loaded potato halves, ingest with gusto Two Guys man. Rarely has a Two Guys din-din been so satisfying, agree Two Guys man. Movie night was Paul Blart, Mall Cop, excellent man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This already quotas* our week, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) bowls ingested Two Guys man. *cool new verb invented by us just now, clever we man Mini-B. got embedded almost on time, second consecutive night too tired to teethbrush wee man man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Gentle-but-important correction: your I-129F petition was sent. The K-1 visa application comes at the consular phase later.

About time somebody fought back.

Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Are Covering The 'Trump Dance' Craze It's everywhere — Donald Trump's trademark fist-pumping dance has officially gone viral. From Political rallies and social media to NFL stadiums and the UFC Octagon, there's no escaping pop culture's latest trend. Here's how 14 top news organizations have covered the Trump dance craze that's sweeping the nation: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-are-covering-the-trump-dance-craze

Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco Trap WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stealth move aimed at rounding up as many illegal immigrants as possible, President-Elect Donald Trump was reportedly finalizing plans to set up taco traps around the D.C. area. As part of his hardline stance against illegal immigration, Trump commissioned an expert team of engineers to devise state-of-the-art migrant traps consisting of [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-round-up-illegals-with-taco-trap

Kamala Asks Biden To Stop Doing Trump Dance In Cabinet Meetings [...] According to administration insiders, Biden had been practicing Trump's trademark fist-pumping shuffle at every opportunity for the last two weeks, leading to his vice president's patience wearing thin. "He's been doing it all the time lately," said one staffer who asked to remain unnamed. "But after he started doing it for the third time during the same meeting, she was visibly upset. She's been [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-asks-biden-to-stop-doing-trump-dance-in-cabinet-meetings

In Last-Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having failed to stop him thus far, Democrats have implemented their last-ditch attempt to prevent Donald Trump from taking office by starting World War 3. While all efforts to indict Trump, remove him from state ballots, imprison him, and assassinate him were unable to keep him from winning a landslide victory in this month's presidential election, Democratic Party leaders were hopeful that their emergency plan of plunging the globe into nuclear conflict and a subsequent post-apocalyptic hellscape would do the trick. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/in-last-ditch-attempt-to-prevent-trump-from-taking-office-democrats-start-world-war-3

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul [...] Kamala Harris announced plans to pay back her $20 million campaign debt by agreeing to fight Jake Paul early next year. With her campaign severely in the red following her lopsided loss to Donald Trump this month, Harris had been searching for quick and easy ways to pay down the remaining debt, making a prize fight against Paul an appealing option. "It's time for me to wipe that smug smile off Jake Paul's face and make a truckload of cash," Harris said in a statement announcing the fight. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/to-pay-back-20-million-campaign-debt-kamala-harris-agrees-to-fight-jake-paul

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50 DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and for a small additional fee of $50, they will tell you why. "We know everyone is curious to know exactly how our universally beloved airline went under," said one spokesperson while beating an old woman with a club for having a slightly too large carry-on bag. "We would love to explain exactly what went down. Anyone wishing to know can pay a one-time fee of $50 or more, and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-announces-they-will-tell-you-why-they-went-bankrupt-for-an-added-fee-of-50

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. (Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!) ------- Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: After skooling Mini-B., we intensely decluttered kitchen counter & breakfast table pre-maid, hustle we man. Maid (+ Mama Maid) actually showed up, mirabile dictu man! They were half an hour late, but we finished decluttering at that precise moment, timing man. We then preemptively dished the warsher to prevent them from messing with our stuff, preemptive we man. Maid & Mama Maid worked for nearly Many hours, Many months since their last visit man. Miu was an excited observer of this entire process, observational miu man. No trace of weeks-old dried miu-barf on downstairs floor, no trace man. No thick dust all over bookcases, no dust man. No tumbleweed-sized balls of miu-hair in the Jacuzzi, no miu-hair man. We paid maid a little extra because of the trouble, actually caused by her delinquent scheduling man. It was worth it this time, Mini-B. heartily approved and so will ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. Now we must deduce how to assuage the Roomba's hurt feelings, deduce we man. Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. A siesta was taken afterward, zzz we man. Mini-B. hungry immediately upon de-skooling, different from usual man. Din-din was one-Many'rd of the bag of Birdseye Garlic Chicken & Vegetables*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought earlier on sale at Costco, financially savvy we man It was good enough to eat again, re-ingest Two Guys man. However, Mini-B. was hungry thereafter, ravenous wee man man. We let him eat some junk, wreck wee man's stomach later man. With some daylight remaining, we played backyard football, beautifully manicured lawn for Two Guys man. We then pursued our own stuff for the rest of the eve, independent Two Guys man. Mini-B. so tired that he asked to skip brush-teething, really exhausted wee man man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. No formal obligations on Wednesday, unobligated we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

It is Wednesday, and -- given how effective our jokes are -- here's our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE OLD SNAKE AND THE DOCTOR A old snake visited his doctor and said, "I need something for my eyes… I can't see very well these days." The doctor fixed him up with a pair of glasses and told him to return in two weeks. The snake came back in two weeks and told the doctor that he was very depressed. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "Didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine, Doc," answered the snake dejectedly. "But I just discovered that, for the past two years, I've been living with a garden hose."

Or cats.

Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man: Monday was markedly better than was Sunday, albeit almost anything would have been man. We dropped Mini-B. at skool, drop we man wee man man. We then returned to the casa to ready ourself for an important financial caucus, $i man. We dappered up in suit & tie, long time since same man. We T-B.-mobiled to the site, arrive in timely fashion we man. The various advisors and vice-presidents abjectly bowed and scraped in our presence, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. After we bade them rise, they knelt at our feet, re$pect they man we man man. They implored us not to use part of our POTS* funds to completely retire the U.S. national debt, implore they man we man man. *buy yours today, si man! After lengthy consideration, we consented, perhaps another day man. They validated our parking and bade us adieu, ciao man. Before we left, we asked one of them to take fotos of us all dappered up, si man. We have posted those fotos on a meet-chicas site, si man. Maybe now we can finally replace some of the worthless rubias with better ones, set-goaling we man. The guy also promised to wrack his Rolodex to find us potential chicas, better than no hope at all man. We celebrated the caucus by lunching at a nearby Costco, ingest footlong hot dog** and Diet Pepsi we man. **high-fat/high-sodium, sigh man; bun high-carb, sigh man We gassed the intensely thirsty T-B.-mobile, such a gas man. We returned to the casa and siesta'd, zzz we man. Worthless maid contacted us to come on Tuesday, believe it when we see it man. We agreed and now have to declutter all that we decluttered last time when she stood us up, man. If she ghosts us or is more than half an hour late this time, to blazes with her, forget her man. The Roomba is more dependable, conclude we man. Din-din was 2 sliced-turkey Hungry Man din-dins***, ingest Two Guys and sigh we man. ***we gave Mini-B. our apple glop, sacrifice we for wee man man Football night was then participated in, Monday Night man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn**** were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. ****our diet was hosed long beforehand, sigh man Would have had Many bowls, but today's sodium hosed our stomach, out back end man. We are currently snacking on "Russell Stover sugar-free (made with Stevia extract) chocolate candy-coated peanuts," ingest we man. They are just like M&Ms, conclude we man. We still like the sugar-free York Peppermint Patties better, return to store for more of those soon we man. Aside from fruitful/fruitless awaiting of maid, no plans for Tuesday, no man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

It sounds too complex to determine what simple carbs are, si and mam ma'am. Complexification-carbing mam ma'am! Complexification-carbing, COMPLEXIFICATION-CARBING mam ma'am! Abdominal surgery is the unkindest gut of all, si and hee hee hee at our wonderful pun mam ma'am. P-Math error precised, si and see and mam ma'am! With use of P-Math, we estimate the number as Many, si mam ma'am. We must admit that sugar-free YPPs are actually quite good and indistinguishable from real ones, ingest entire bag of same we man.

No you're not, NO Y ma'am! Shameless fallopian Y ma'am! Shameless, SHAMELESS fallopian FALLOPIAN Y ma'am! No you're not, no MM ma'am! Shameless fallopian MM ma'am! Shameless, SHAMELESS fallopian FALLOPIAN MM ma'am! [T-B. covers ears as futile protection against fallopian chat] LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAAAAA, si man!

Good memory-like-an-elephant Asia! Good, GOOD memory-like-an-elephant MEMORY-LIKE-AN-ELEPHANT Asia! You tell Steveklar -- and tell your Polish Commie-babe self -- to get back in this thread to make it re-official, oj tak!

Who ever heard of a self-respecting Central Chimpanzee doing this, huh huh huh Y ma'am? We wonder why bananas are sugarier (new word) than berries/peaches/plums, latter taste sugarier man. We have a microwave, air-fryer, and no energy to learn other high technology, si and sigh Y ma'am. We must look for these, si and gracias Y ma'am.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again...]

Elections Have Consequences: How Trump's Second Term Challenges the Political Status Quo [...] Responding to a CNN report that Trump is skipping FBI background checks for some of his cabinet nominees, including Matt Gaetz and Tulsi Gabbard (Trump's pick to be Director of National Intelligence), the gimlet-eyed attorney Cleta Mitchell observed that "Obama didn't have FBI vet his nominees because the nominees were corrupt; Trump isn't having FBI vet his nominees because the FBI is corrupt." Bingo. Why would Trump nominate such controversial figures? [...] https://amgreatness.com/2024/11/17/elections-have-consequences-how-trumps-second-term-challenges-the-political-status-quo/

New Hampshire shelter faces enor-mouse problem after man surrenders nearly 1,000 rodents STRATHAM, N.H. (AP) — A group of mice is called a nest, but what do you call 1,000 of them in one animal shelter? "Crippling," said Lisa Dennison, executive director of the New Hampshire Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which is scrambling to care for an overwhelming influx of rapidly reproducing rodents. It all started Monday when a man arrived saying he wanted to give up 150 mice. But then he clarified: 150 containers of mice, not individual critters. He had [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/hampshire-shelter-faces-enor-mouse-205100617.html

Teslas Are The Most Fatal Cars On The Road, Study Finds Tesla has the deadliest cars on the road today. According to a new study from iSeeCars, Tesla vehicles have the highest fatal crash rate among all vehicle brands in the United States. The organization analyzed data from the U.S. Fatality Analysis Reporting System. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/autos/teslas-most-fatal-cars-road-203000004.html