one fry short of a happy meal

[Ban Hammer 14,593]

not the brightest crayon in the box

elevator does not go all the way to the top

can't find his ####### with a road map and both hands

he/she makes dandelions seems like mensa material

[~*Maria*~ 1]

[brnidokiegurl 1]

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant

[brnidokiegurl 1]

Does your stream of consciousness have any fish in it?

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

[eric&gen 0]

How many illegals does it take to screw in a light bulb lol.

[Marilyn. 340]

He doesn't have both oars in the water.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

[trueimage 0]

Not the smartest bunny in the forest.

Loudest croaker in the frog pond.

Mouth of the south.

[payxibka 10,048]

Playing with a full deck but only 2's and 3's

[eric&gen 0]

Up the creek without a paddle.

[tsunamihart 0]

Pobrecito he has drain bammage

[Donna A 4]

he cant help he rode the short bus

not the sharpest crayon in the box

[Lance27 35]

Someday you'll go far... if you catch the right train.

[monnik 0]

he don't know sh!t from apple butter

crazy as a loon

if you put his brain in a matchbox, it would roll around like a pea in a boxcar

if you put his brain in a humming bird, it would fly upside down

dumb as a box of rocks

yes , i'm from the south. another funny expression that doesn't go with this theme, but i think is funny:

i'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut

*said with a souther accent of course, so that hungry sounds like haungry, thinks sounds like thainks*

hehehee. this thread is the mooooost fuuuuun!

[sara535 15]

A village somewhere is missing an idiot.

Only one foot in the hominid door....

[eric&gen 0]

This thread cracks me up lol ???!!!!