Democrats Propose Stopping Coyotes By Distracting Them With Decoy Roadrunners

[Ban Hammer 12,903]

 

EL PASO, TX—After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.

 

"Everyone knows that a coyote's greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That's just science," said AOC to reporters. "Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!" 

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-stopping-coyotes-by-distracting-them-with-decoy-roadrunners

 

 

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

Everyone knows it’s Acme items that causes problems

[Dashinka 23,446]

Are Roadrunner cartoons able to be shown today?  I imagine quite of few of the college educated Democrats that seemed to have no idea what a coyote was in this context have no idea the Roadrunner always wins.

Edited October 26, 2020 by Dashinka

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

4 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Are Roadrunner cartoons able to be shown today?  I imagine quite of few of the college educated Democrats that seemed to have no idea what a coyote was in this context have no idea the Roadrunner always wins.

Wonder how triggering Yosemite Sam or Elmer would be. 

 

The entire family watches tons of late 1930s to 1970s Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, so much more character than the bland remakes of it. 

Edited October 26, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[Just Paul 4,591]

A friend of mine from Michigan asked why don't we set up traps for the Coyotes. They were totally serious.

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

I'm not surprised there'd be a palpable disconnect on issues of illegal entry/smuggling even more so in states that are far from the southern border. 

[Just Paul 4,591]

Trump should bring up Rape Trees . . .  and yes they are still a thing.

http://www.latina.com/lifestyle/news-politics/rape-trees-found-along-southern-us-border

 

[TBoneTX 43,549]

3 hours ago, Paul & Mary said:

A friend of mine from Michigan asked why don't we set up traps

1.  Comrade Half-Whitmer won't allow access to the construction supplies therefor

2.  Comrade Half-Whitmer won't allow anybody outside* to set them

          *except her husband, but he might not be thus inclined