Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[mrmvkjts 459]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm planning my menu the next month for fun. Maybe I can get back into cooking since boy #2 is not around to request certain things. The littles and big sister always want the same thing. I can't handle it all be the same. Some days yes good old plain spaghetti and meatballs hits the spot. 

 

Any ideas? 

So far I have meatball subs on the list, and Spaghetti and Garlic bread grill cheese, sausage and perogie's, Ham for Canadian TG  and lemon Chicken. 

anything salmon related! gnocchi with salmon, salad with smoked salmon, salmon with salmon! anything

[TBoneTX 43,326]

13 hours ago, Prawninator said:

I'm very much blind without my glasses.

Once we were blind, but now we can si, man!

11 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

it better be food!

Cheetos, optimally, si QA ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,326]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

So I went to the doctors because I'm tired of how I feel.

LPoP and unread, sorry D ma'am.

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I may need my gallbladder removed.

You don't need your gall bladder removed; you need a cholecystectomy, si D ma'am, and that's worse!

Such gall of the doctor to recommend that, si D ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. had hers out noninvasively, only weight-loss in her recent past man.

Spanish word for gall bladder is vesicula, lesson for today man.

[TBoneTX 43,326]

8 hours ago, trudi said:

she's arriving at the airport I work at

Quick -- go back to work at Home Despot, si T ma'am!

[TBoneTX 43,326]

7 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

Well, La Colombiana is now a US citizen.

Si man, and si ma'am!!!!!

7 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

the ceremony was predictably boring.

Deadly, deadly dull, just do it and get it over with man.

7 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

Glad to be done with this whole visa journey.

Are you disappearing on us soon, huh man?

C-ma'am has vanished, and D2 ma'am has probably vanished, no Spanish people left here man.

Who will appreciate our haikus in Spanish now, huh man?

 

Here is one in LC's honor, see man:

 

Ciudadana:

La Colombiana, si!

Gringa siempre.

 

(Citizen:

La Colombiana, yes!

Female American always.)

[TBoneTX 43,326]

7 hours ago, cdneh said:

Himself dearly loves to freak people out. Particularly Hospital people.

He's a walking Medical Journal Article, si Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,326]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I made chicken, rice, corn, and peas and carrots for supper. 

So where's ours, you cannibal D ma'am?

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Chickens are evil 👿, and we should eat them

Where's the +Many,000 button, huh man?

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm getting more in the spring.

So where's our invitation for the barbecue, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 43,326]

4 hours ago, Darnell said:

Then each time you see it, report it via the report button.  This shenanigan has gone on for far too long ... 

Then each time you post, review the first post of this thread beforehand, si Bro D...

4 hours ago, Darnell said:

you probably get good practice on the bears each season

He eats Polar Bear liver for its Vitamin A content, not Vitamin C man.

[TBoneTX 43,326]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm planning my menu the next month

Where's our invitation, huh D ma'am?

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

good old plain spaghetti and meatballs hits the spot.

Where's ours, huh D ma'am?

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I have meatball subs on the list, and Spaghetti and Garlic bread grill cheese, sausage and perogie's

Where's ours, huh D ma'am?

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

and lemon Chicken

You cannibal, eating your children D ma'am!

Cannibalistic Ontarklar!  Cannibalistic, CANNIBALISTIC Ontarklar!

And where's ours, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 43,326]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

Favorites here are always chicken parmesan, chicken pineapple rice, Swedish or Danish meatballs

Where's ours, minus the pineapple, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

red cabbage and breaded chicken, salmon katsu, cauliflower and egg waffles, and ricotta meatballs.

Where's ours, minus the cabbage, katsu, cauliflower, and ricotta, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

souvlaki, and tonkatsu.

Gesundheit and a sincere speedy recovery to you, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,326]

46 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

anything salmon related! gnocchi with salmon, salad with smoked salmon, salmon with salmon! anything

You missed our Spanish haiku from a previous thread, see now QA ma'am:

 

[ahem, harrumph]

EL ATUN

Soy no un salmon,

tampoco tilapia;

solo soy atun.

 

(THE TUNA

I am not a salmon,

nor a tilapia either;

I am only a tuna.)

[TBoneTX 43,326]

Ufff... Mrs. T-B. has a lot of business appointments over the next 2 weeks, she man.

 

This re-inspires a Spanish haiku from an earlier thread, see man:

 

Empresaria --

a pesar no rubia --

hace dinero.

 

(Businesswoman --

albeit not a blonde --

makes money.)

[TBoneTX 43,326]

Ahhh... the mosquito-control truck is passing by, relief man.

Texas Many mosquitoes, elsewhere fewer, #1 again man.

 

A relevant joke, see man:

         A Texan was spending his summer vacation in the Vermont hills.  In the middle of his first night, Many (2+2) chickens roosting in a bush outside his window were disturbed by a cat and flew into his room.  Half asleep, the guest batted wildly with a pillow until the fowls found their way out.

       Next morning, he declared enthusiastically, "Had a swell sleep.  Think I'll spend all my vacations here.  Saw only Many (2+2) mosquitoes all night, and they was just little ones."

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Where's ours, minus the pineapple, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Where's ours, minus the cabbage, katsu, cauliflower, and ricotta, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

Gesundheit and a sincere speedy recovery to you, si Nola-B. ma'am.

 

So you just want a slab of unseasoned meat?  

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Ahhh... the mosquito-control truck is passing by, relief man.

Texas Many mosquitoes, elsewhere fewer, #1 again man.

 

 

All mosquitos are dead here due to the cold.  It is lovely weather.

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

12 hours ago, SAT said:

who names a dog "Jack" anyway. 

Look at him, in China, his name would be "Huc mong mong" 

That means....um...."Black mong mong" in Chinese....

Jack is a good dog name. Has that hard consonant that dogs respond well to when given a command. Actually, Huc mong mong isn't bad either as long as you shorten it to Huc.

 

 

12 hours ago, SAT said: