Trump Says Mueller Just Called Him and Said He’s the Most Innocent Person Ever

[Teddy B 17,252]

It's true, believe me!

 

 

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Trump Says Mueller Just Called Him and Said He’s the Most Innocent Person Ever

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The special counsel, Robert Mueller, just called Donald Trump to tell the President that he was “the most innocent person ever,” Trump told reporters on Thursday.

“It was the middle of the afternoon, and he just picked up the phone to say how innocent I was,” Trump said. “He said I was the most innocent person he’d ever come across, and maybe in history.”

“He said he had been over all of the evidence and that he and his staff would spend hours just looking at each other in amazement at about how unbelievably innocent I was,” he said.

Trump said that he asked Mueller why, in his opinion, the media had reported so many stories about his campaign colluding with Russians. “Bob said to me, ‘Are you talking about the failing New York Times and CNN?’ ” Trump reported. “ ‘They have been very unfair to you. They are bad (or sick) people. Sad!’ That’s what Bob said to me.”

The conversation wound down with a series of “pleasantries,” Trump said, with Mueller complimenting him on the size of his 2016 victory, including his enormous win in New Hampshire.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-mueller-just-called-him-and-said-hes-the-most-innocent-person-ever

 

 

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

Great humor.....but it sounds so real

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

8 hours ago, Teddy B said:

It's true, believe me!

We shall see won't we? This is all coming to a head soon and we shall see what actually happens. 

[Dashinka 25,917]

Of course it is satire, but didn't Comey tell Trump multiple times that he wasn't under investigation and everyone thought that was a joke as well until it turned out to be true.

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

It's not over until it's over. If he is so innocent then why are his finances being investigated ?
That's him being investigated !

Some people want to hear an instant not guilty but it takes a long time for these investigations and what is true and what is a lie

will eventually all come out when the investigation has been completed. Some people may have to eat humble crow for insisting he is not
under investigation or guilty of some kind of charge.

[Dashinka 25,917]

1 hour ago, Ebunoluwa said:

It's not over until it's over. If he is so innocent then why are his finances being investigated ?
That's him being investigated !

Some people want to hear an instant not guilty but it takes a long time for these investigations and what is true and what is a lie

will eventually all come out when the investigation has been completed. Some people may have to eat humble crow for insisting he is not
under investigation or guilty of some kind of charge.

His finances are being investigated because all the snowflakes have their panties in a bunch since he didn't release his tax returns.

 

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

1 hour ago, Bill & Katya said:

His finances are being investigated because all the snowflakes have their panties in a bunch since he didn't release his tax returns.

 

You wish that was the entire reason. Most people aren't as gullible to take his every word as truth. According to Trump himself, people are so easy
to manipulate.
I thought you would switch the bonking emoji up a bit to something new is the key stuck ?

Edited August 6, 2017 by Ebunoluwa

[IAMX 3,055]

2 hours ago, Bill & Katya said:

His finances are being investigated because all the snowflakes have their panties in a bunch since he didn't release his tax returns.

 

Indeed. Those on the left don't seem to understand much about the Constitution and how it works.

 

How it doesn't work:

- Indefinitely search and investigate someone you don't like until you find something you can nail them for.

 

How it does work:

- If someone is already suspected (with evidence) to be committing a crime, then relevant information to suspected crime is looked at.

 

The former has been whats occurred regarding Trump. The left have tried endlessly to find things to nail Trump with (re: confirmation bias), they even cried for his impeachment before he was sworn in, tried stalls/interruptions/tantrums to prevent Trump's victory from being certified (including harassing electors, which hilariously backfired as many things have), and it makes them look like clowns who can't get over November. Aww, an election sometimes doesn't go your way, boo hoo. Impeach! #NotMyPresident #Resist 

Edited August 6, 2017 by IAMX

[ready4ONE 5,400]

Trump would have to be investigated for a few decades to reach the level of stupid accusations and investigations of the Clintons. Donald Trumps entire schtick is false accusations, lunatic conspiracy theories, and "Lock her up!" Was a major theme of his campaign. Seems kind of snowflaky to insist his own modis operandi is great directed at others, somehow childish tantrumming directed at Dear Leader.

 

At this point, while The Teflon Donald might squeek by and find a henchman or two to toss under the bus, it appears likely this will wind up going somewhere. Perhaps not, but I'm not going to bet on it.

Edited August 6, 2017 by ready4ONE

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

13 hours ago, ready4ONE said:

Trump would have to be investigated for a few decades to reach the level of stupid accusations and investigations of the Clintons. Donald Trumps entire schtick is false accusations, lunatic conspiracy theories, and "Lock her up!" Was a major theme of his campaign. Seems kind of snowflaky to insist his own modis operandi is great directed at others, somehow childish tantrumming directed at Dear Leader.

 

At this point, while The Teflon Donald might squeek by and find a henchman or two to toss under the bus, it appears likely this will wind up going somewhere. Perhaps not, but I'm not going to bet on it.

Right on the money. Pun intended.

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

16 hours ago, IAMX said:

Indeed. Those on the left don't seem to understand much about the Constitution and how it works.

 

How it doesn't work:

- Indefinitely search and investigate someone you don't like until you find something you can nail them for.

 

How it does work:

- If someone is already suspected (with evidence) to be committing a crime, then relevant information to suspected crime is looked at.

 

The former has been whats occurred regarding Trump. The left have tried endlessly to find things to nail Trump with (re: confirmation bias), they even cried for his impeachment before he was sworn in, tried stalls/interruptions/tantrums to prevent Trump's victory from being certified (including harassing electors, which hilariously backfired as many things have), and it makes them look like clowns who can't get over November. Aww, an election sometimes doesn't go your way, boo hoo. Impeach! #NotMyPresident #Resist 

Let me assure you I agree with the bolded statement.
There is evidence and just because the intelligent agencies have not personally called you up on the phone and showed you the evidence doesn't mean there is none.
Which brings me back to yes , you are right, this is how it works and this is how it is currently done, thanks for making my point.
The fake news town cryer in chief has also collaborated with his 'special friends' of faux news to push lies and made up stories.
Talk about fake news ! You are putting all your eggs in one cement basket that's about to be rocked. Hard. Hard Rock Cafe Trump.
Your divisive and constant rhetoric of what you call "the left" has blinded you incredibly to being objective and open to  different viewpoints and a sober headed
caution but you defend Trump with total abandon. The higher you fly the harder you fall.

 

[IAMX 3,055]

1 hour ago, Ebunoluwa said:

Let me assure you I agree with the bolded statement.
There is evidence and just because the intelligent agencies have not personally called you up on the phone and showed you the evidence doesn't mean there is none.
Which brings me back to yes , you are right, this is how it works and this is how it is currently done, thanks for making my point.
The fake news town cryer in chief has also collaborated with his 'special friends' of faux news to push lies and made up stories.
Talk about fake news ! You are putting all your eggs in one cement basket that's about to be rocked. Hard. Hard Rock Cafe Trump.
Your divisive and constant rhetoric of what you call "the left" has blinded you incredibly to being objective and open to  different viewpoints and a sober headed
caution but you defend Trump with total abandon. The higher you fly the harder you fall.

 

 

Feel free to quote me on where I defend Trump with total abandon.

 

Last I checked attacking the left =/= defending Trump with total abandon. So.. feel free to substantiate your claim. A giant pile of dog doody otherwise.

Edited August 6, 2017 by IAMX

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

In. Every. Post.

[IAMX 3,055]

Just now, Ebunoluwa said:

In. Every. Post.

 

Nothing. Just as I thought.

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

Just now, IAMX said:

 

Nothing. Just as I thought.

You thought wrong. In. Every. Post.