A handy guide to Left-wing people for the under 10s

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Left-wing people in the olden days

Left-wing people used to like working-class people.

Lots of left-wing people used to be working-class people. These people were known as socialists and joined trade unions.

Sometimes working-class people used to frighten left-wing people, but they pretended that they weren’t frightened and were nice to them.

Left-wing people supported working-class people, gave them money, sat in rooms with them and wore badges to show that they cared more than right-wing people, who wore ties instead of badges and didn’t care.

Nowadays

Nowadays, working-class people are bored with socialism because it hasn’t made them rich and happy.

Nowadays left-wing people are middle-class people. Working class people are a big disappointment to left-wing people.

Left wing people now think that working class people are:
a) Simple and easily led
b) Un-enlightened and susceptible to short-term pleasures
c) Terribly sad and struggling, unable to cope on their own
d) All of the above

Education is a life-long task

Left-wing people think that working-class people are unable to think for themselves and require life-long education to help them make informed decisions.

Left-wing people work tirelessly on education programmes to encourage working class people to buy expensive food and clothes and not cheap food and clothes. They are disappointed that working-class people are un-ethical.

Working-class people like to drink alcohol, have sex and eat tasty food. They do not understand that these activities are dangerous and need continuous education from left-wing people.

Working-class people need to be protected from newspapers, even though they don’t read them anymore. They are easily influenced and their happy-go-lucky ways can be turned into bigoted nasty ways. Left-wing people are needed to help them use Facebook carefully and not make mistakes.

continued at https://life.spectator.co.uk/2016/10/a-handy-guide-to-left-wing-people-for-the-under-10s/

[smilesammich 10,727]

across the pond and on the other hand....

 

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

I was gonna go put in my normal 11 hour day today. Then I thought , what the heck I am a white male. I will just stay home and wait on the white male royalties 

[smilesammich 10,727]

49 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

I was gonna go put in my normal 11 hour day today. Then I thought , what the heck I am a white male. I will just stay home and wait on the white male royalties 

just shed a tear for your struggle, brother.

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

I find the term Left Wing Offensive and outdated. Please use Muddy Ditch Left 

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

4 hours ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

I was gonna go put in my normal 11 hour day today. Then I thought , what the heck I am a white male. I will just stay home and wait on the white male royalties 

good luck exercising your white male privilege...........

[jg121783 3,907]

4 hours ago, smilesammich said:

across the pond and on the other hand....

 

The rallying call for the lefties (especially the white male lefties). "Your an fing white male so your opinion doesn't matte". All they have is race baiting divisive bs.

[smilesammich 10,727]

11 minutes ago, jg121783 said:

The rallying call for the lefties (especially the white male lefties). "Your an fing white male so your opinion doesn't matte". All they have is race baiting divisive bs.

trump's cabinet and crew should be encouraging. a ban of white males won't be coming any time soon.