Rantxit

[TBoneTX 43,155]

Some of the trees are just beginning to drop their first few leaves, fall man.

Rant, see man: All the trees should drop all their leaves within about a week's span, see here man.

This would enable remove-leafing all at once and efficiently, logic man.

Why it is any other way is beyond comprehension, man.

We have thusly utteranced, so there man.

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Rant #2, see man:

Not only did the premier GSs schedule themselves on same day with overlapping hours, no man.

They might preclude our participation in Napa Auto Parts' Super Saturday, Many%-off before Many a.m. man.

GrrrRRRRRRR, man.

We have thusly utteranced, so there man.

Edited October 8, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,155]

De-dish* cat prep zzz man.

*empty the dishwarsher**, definition man

**Texas spelling & pronunciation, oj tak

Mornin', Hot Commie- and all other babes with lavishly endowable +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 13,918]

OMG I'm so tired! The wind was crazy this morning. Heck it was down right nuts.

My face and lips are windburn Did grate today though back at it tomorrow.

[SAT 9,609]

Face lips pic now...

Next, illegal peddling display pic now...

[Ontarkie 13,918]

Sorry no pic's of face lips or peddling can't share my secrets

Edited October 9, 2016 by Ontarkie

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Ssssssecrets

Ssssssounds juicy and we need juicy in this thread after the exFIL dating has gone.

Give us the scoop.

[Ontarkie 13,918]

Oh no can do it's all hush hush

You should have seen all the ppl for the tarot card readers, psychics and mediums and what not. Heck they had ghost busters and bigfoot ppl.

Man the place was hoping.

I'm beat and going back for tomorrows fun too.

[SAT 9,609]

Sorry no pic's of face lips or peddling can't share my secrets

You share!

Secret pics now!

Give us the scoop.

The scoop now...

[TBoneTX 43,155]

1. My face and lips are windburn

2. Did grate today though back at it tomorrow.

1. Fotos of burnt appearance now, D ma'am.

2. Hopefully adding even more happy POTS customers, whee D ma'am.

Face lips pic now...

Plagiarism, see above man! Reported!!!

Sorry no pic's of face lips or peddling can't share my secrets

This is true, si ma'am: sales techniques for pre-owned toilet seats are classified.

Honest Ontarklar! Honest, HONEST Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 43,155]

Saturday GS overview, see man:

'Twas a magnificent day of GS-ing, whee man.

After a night of not even Many hours of sleep, we sojourned outward at just after Many (2+2+2) a.m., egad man.

Found reasonable parking outside first mass GS, acceptable man.

Went from there to second mass GS, but no parking within miles, grrrRRRRR man.

Went instead to Napa Auto Parts for Many%-off, beat the clock man.

Then went to all GSs in pretty much reverse order, man wardsback.

Found something almost everywhere, glee man.

Returned to casa at noon o'clock, nearly Many (2+2+2) hours of GS-ing man.

See next post, stay on edge of seats man.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

The take, see man:

-- Many (2x2x2+2+2+1) long-sleeved shirts for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2+2+2), steal man

-- L-S & S-S shirts (one each) for Mini-B. = $2, OK man

-- Many (2+2) warshcloths + Ralph Lauren hand-towel = $Many ($2+1), deal man

-- pot-lid; new-in-package huge Victoria's Secret tote-bag = $Many ($2+2), manly purchase man

-- Many (2x2x2-1) handkerchiefs + workout jersey for Mrs. T-B. = $2-&-a-half, deal man

-- Many (2+2+1) warshcloths = $1, steal man

-- bilingual book for Mini-B. + refrigerator-magnet scratchpad = half a buck, deal man

-- clever monthly pill-organizer for Aunt T-B. = $1, deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]+2), deal man

Edited October 9, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,155]

Returned to casa per above, lunchtime man.

Mini-B. & favorite little amigo gleefully tearing up casa at full volume, loud wee man.

Mrs. T-B. looking harassed and trying to cook, stressed she man.

For lunch, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served gently spiced pork atop spaghetti with flavored rice, ingest man.

This was, without doubt, the most perfect lunch not previous requested by us, si and no man.

We told Tiff Mrs. T-B. to remember this exact recipe and never to mess with it, ADD she man.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

After lunch, Mrs. T-B. helped us load lawnmower into T-B.-mobile trunk, road trip man.

Went to rental casa solo, we man.

Mowed the shin-high grass, necessary man.

Challenging, but not quite as difficult as the time a year ago, no and what a relief man.

Mowing enabled rediscovery of French drain, obscured by neglect of previous renters grrrr man.

Watered re-sodded areas of front yard, drench man.

Reloaded mower into T-B.-mobile trunk* with help of kindly passerby, kind he man.

*we can remove mower from but not replace mower in trunk ourself, spinal issues man

Went sweatingly to dry-cleaners for pickup/dropoff, curious glances by clerk man.

Returned to casa and overslept nap by over an hour, exhausted man.

[TBoneTX 43,155]

After nap, went to Aldi Foods, weekly trip man.

Then went to other supermarket for fill-in purchases, not unexpected man.

Had to wait in checkout line there for fully Many (2x2x2x2+2) minutes, grrrRRRR man.

When stores have customers backed up halfway into the store, why not open another register, huh and rant man?

Warshered/baked/folded kitchen rags & mowing attire, very full load man.

Dished the warsher for the first time*, Saturday man.

*Mrs. T-B. somehow soiled every soup-bowl in the casa and then went searching for more, she man

W'd/b'd/f'd weekly bath linens, Saturday man.

Must de- and re-dish the warsher, many pots & pans man.

Rant, grrr man: On Saturday nights, all that we ask for is room enough in the dishwarsher for 2 cat-bowls and a coffee cup, good grief man. Nevertheless, we should be thankful for a full sink left by Tiff Mrs. T-B., high-class problem and no need for Malaysian Embassy Refund man.

Edited October 9, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,155]

On Sunday, must deduce how to launder Mini-B.'s 2x2x2x2-1 new shirts amidst regular laundering, headscratch man.

This presents a challenging-yet-surely-surmountable Thread Laundress engineering problem man.