Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Crapola, can't find the little footprint certificate for the baby

They still do that?

Couldn't find the appendix so we are waiting for a ct scan.

[SAT 9,609]

They still do that?

Couldn't find the appendix so we are waiting for a ct scan.

Of course they do. Now I gotta go all the way back to Manhattan

Get a blank one, and print her myself.....

Here's Tiff's one of many post-partum soups.....

Couldn't find the appendix so we are waiting for a ct scan.

I hope she's ok......

[SAT 9,609]

Mommy and baby

[Ontarkie 13,979]

Look you guys.....

We've known Brat for years and look who she invites over for dinner..... a new met Limey!

Am I the only one that don't like this Kardashian kupa?

I think they should pay me to look at her.....

Can't stand them either!

Tiffs hospital lunch. Pot roast with brown rice and carrots.

Ya I wouldn't eat more then carrots on that plate. Maybe the cookie and bread/muffing thing.

Hubby brought me outside food the stuff they gave me my dogs wouldn't eat!

Ontarkie, don't let them get to you

Who cares about the name anyway... We keep posting no matter the name of the thread

Thanks Asia

Crapola, can't find the little footprint certificate for the baby

yikes!

They still do that?

Couldn't find the appendix so we are waiting for a ct scan.

Oh no!

[Asia 2,491]

Mommy and baby

[TBoneTX 43,489]

Depends on what you use the truck for.

Oj nie -- this is THE hierarchy of prestige, regardless of what the truck is to be used for, see man.

I barely saw my nurses. Seems they don't come around very often here, tried to get my husband to let me do a home birth but the man was paranoid. All but one was great when I did see them the other well lets say I'm glad I left that day.

You'll just need to go back a couple or Many more times to see if they can get it right, D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 43,489]

Oh it wasn't free, they bill your insurance for everything.

My husband had to pester the hospital for an itemized bill rather then the one they just send you. He likes to see what they charge for everything.

Where was he when you were single, huh D ma'am? (Oh... uh...)

appendicitis

A doctor and his wife were sitting at home, reading quietly. The wife said, "Dear, who tore the pages out of my new book?" The doctor said, "Sorry, Dear -- the back of your book was labeled 'appendix,' and I took it out without thinking."

[Ontarkie 13,979]

You'll just need to go back a couple or Many more times to see if they can get it right, D ma'am!

No it's your turn, or I should say your wife turn

[TBoneTX 43,489]

do the nurses in Arkansas have teeth?

Q, man: How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas, huh man?

A, man: Had it been invented elsewhere, it would be called a teethbrush, si man.

Who cares about the name anyway... We keep posting no matter the name of the thread

And I am owed lavish royalties for each post in this thread named after me, residuals man. Remember the exchange rate: Many zlotys or cyzykwicyzks = $1, oj tak.

She's always wearing clothes two sizes too small

Says who, oj huh? I have an FBI degree (female-body inspector), oj tak.

[SAT 9,609]

Oj nie -- this is THE hierarchy of prestige, regardless of what the truck is to be used for, see man.

You'll just need to go back a couple or Many more times to see if they can get it right, D ma'am!

I own a GMC, but no way man. The Ford F-150 is the most bulletproof truck there is.

[TBoneTX 43,489]

Couldn't find the appendix

Reasoning explained just above, see ma'am.

post-partum soup

What about Afterbirth on Toast, huh man?

No it's your turn, or I should say your wife turn

Come down here and coach her, D ma'am. She could also use tips on handling the current one, sigh man.

1. I own a GMC

2. The Ford F-Many is the most bulletproof truck there is.

1. Then you would be the most Prestigious of the Rednecks, yee-haaaaa man.

2. Unfamiliar with that model, si man; care to specify further, huh man?

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The reason why the Ford is so good is.....

When you tell them what you need the truck for (like tow, carry, push, etc), they practically custom build you a truck to fit your need, with the proper engine, transmission, suspension, cab. No one else does that.

If I need a full size pick up, it's a no brainer. Ford.

ok, now I gotta go all the way back to Manhattan again....kupa......

See if I can find the baby's footprint certificate. Or get a blank so I can print her......

[Ontarkie 13,979]

What about Afterbirth on Toast, huh man?

Come down here and coach her, D ma'am. She could also use tips on handling the current one, sigh man.

Ewww

You have a 3 yr old the only tip is not to lose her mind. Plus by the time you have a second the first one will have calmed down and well you both would be pros.

[TBoneTX 43,489]

1. When you tell them what you need the truck for (like tow, carry, push, etc), they practically custom build you a truck to fit your need, with the proper engine, transmission, suspension, cab. No one else does that.

2. no brainer.

1. Then you need the Texas edition, ha man.

2. Self-description, in print for all to see man!

1. You have a Many yr old the only tip is not to lose her mind.

2. by the time you have a second the first one will have calmed down and well you both would be pros.

1. Too late, sigh man.

2. Little chance, sigh man.

Edited December 11, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 13,979]

1. Too late, sigh man.

2. Little chance, sigh man.

Awe Come on you can do it

Steve is needing to get ready for the next one so now it's your turn