Jihad Monkey!

[The_Dude 1,142]

Jihad monkey!

Monkey see, monkey kill.

Taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel American enemy — monkey marksmen.

According to The People’s Daily in China, the Taliban in Afghanistan is “training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops.”

The newspaper’s bizarre story says the Islamic insurgents have drafted macaques and baboons to be all that they can be, arming them with AK-47 rifles, machine guns and trench mortars in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

The monkeys, being rewarded with bananas and peanuts, are being turned into snipers at a secret Taliban training base.

The newspaper says “photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.”

One of those sites is the Pakistan Defense Forum, which has pictures of gun-toting monkeys, and makes the wild claim that a monkey-soldier program was first launched by the CIA in Vietnam.

“Today, the Taliban forces have given the American troops some of their own medicine,” The People’s Daily said.


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Gotta love those Chinese news editors.

I fully expect the resident conspiracy theorists to jump on board with this story.

[Jenn! 918]

jihad monkey - that funky monkey

[IndigoSkies 168]

I hate it when media tries to make a trend out of one single incident. The truth is more like as follows:

Tablian 1: Man, it's hot today! Let sit down under this and cool off.

Tablian 2: Good Idea! Americans are tired and busy, too.

T1: Look at that funny monkey. You know they used to be humans you know.

T2. Let's put out guns here and give it some some bread.

T1: OMG! Look it piked up my AK47. How cute!

-meanwhile-

AP Photographer: Holy Sh!t! -snap- -snap- Talibans are training monkeys.

International Media: Eh! Slow news days. Let's run this sh!t to fill up age.

VJ Off-Topic Posters: Let's run around naked, frantically.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I hate it when media tries to make a trend out of one single incident. The truth is more like as follows:

Tablian 1: Man, it's hot today! Let sit down under this and cool off.

Tablian 2: Good Idea! Americans are tired and busy, too.

T1: Look at that funny monkey. You know they used to be humans you know.

T2. Let's put out guns here and give it some some bread.

T1: OMG! Look it piked up my AK47. How cute!

-meanwhile-

AP Photographer: Holy Sh!t! -snap- -snap- Talibans are training monkeys.

International Media: Eh! Slow news days. Let's run this sh!t to fill up age.

VJ Off-Topic Posters: Let's run around naked, frantically.

Dude, it was a joke, you really need to get a sense of humor, or GTFO of Off-Topic.

[Nagishkaw 510]

[alienlovechild 75]

I fully expect the resident conspiracy theorists to jump on board with this story.

Only those who think that a tiny monkey holding a toy AK-47 constitutes a real threat.

[slim 1,514]

Jihad - so easy, a trained monkey could do it.

I remember back in WWII the Russians tried a similar tactic with dogs. Didn't work out so well for them.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

Jihad - so easy, a trained monkey could do it.

I remember back in WWII the Russians tried a similar tactic with dogs. Didn't work out so well for them.

Don't blame the dogs, blame the soviets. When you train a dog to run under a T34 and then expect them to run under say a Tiger Tank in battle......................well lets just say you might be in for a rude surprise!

[ValerieA 350]

VJ Off-Topic Posters: Let's run around naked, frantically.

Oh man, it's naked day AGAIN? You people are supposed to remind me!

[slim 1,514]

I'm naked right now. Not running though, but naked all the same.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I'm naked right now. Not running though, but naked all the same.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

What's next, kangaroos?

[slim 1,514]

I'd hit that.

[SMOKE 1,426]

I'd hit that.

[AMP 54]

I'd hit that.

just need a six pack, some whiskey and a carton of cigs.