So, he wants a woman who cooks, cleans & has sex...

[Ken y Leidys 20]

My friend Tony has a friend who is a Doctor originally from China who is looking for a Colombian woman to marry and bring here to the USA. He refuses to consider women from his native China because they, "Are high-maintenance, complain, and spend too much money...." He does not want this woman to learn English, or she will, "Change." He wants her to cook and clean, give good loving, and not complain. I told my friend to tell the Doctor - "She does not exist if you're looking in Colombia!"

[Dakine 26]

My friend Tony has a friend who is a Doctor originally from China who is looking for a Colombian woman to marry and bring here to the USA. He refuses to consider women from his native China because they, "Are high-maintenance, complain, and spend too much money...." He does not want this woman to learn English, or she will, "Change." He wants her to cook and clean, give good loving, and not complain. I told my friend to tell the Doctor - "She does not exist if you're looking in Colombia!"

I wanted the EXACT same thing and got one from the Philippines.

Things turned around a bit tho!!

[SuperDuper! 230]

So let him search and find out for himself. YOu know how every woman is in Columbia, but he is a noob. Just let him search for himself, then be there for him when he is open to hear your advices.

[Der Bücherwurm 1]

And what exactly is this guy going to do for his potential wife? Plop his ####### on the couch, crack open a beer, watch sports all day, bellow at his wife to do all the chores while he just scratches his crotch and snorts...?

[Ihavequestions 419]

Sorry, I'm taken.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Remind him we women want a man thats understanding, kind, giving, excellect lover but yet he can mow the yard, fix the plumbing and electricity, has a good job but comes home to take the kids to sports practice and still has time to help cook dinner...when he can equal all this then he can look for his ms perfect

[eros_EX_Plumber 0]

And what exactly is this guy going to do for his potential wife? Plop his ####### on the couch, crack open a beer, watch sports all day, bellow at his wife to do all the chores while he just scratches his crotch and snorts...?

Typical man....

[Krikit 1,165]

My friend Tony has a friend who is a Doctor originally from China who is looking for a Colombian woman to marry and bring here to the USA. He refuses to consider women from his native China because they, "Are high-maintenance, complain, and spend too much money...." He does not want this woman to learn English, or she will, "Change." He wants her to cook and clean, give good loving, and not complain. I told my friend to tell the Doctor - "She does not exist if you're looking in Colombia!"

He sounds like a great catch.

[NigeriaorBust 4,087]

There is a seattle - cebu user that might agree to be his mentor. Probably for a small fee.

[Der Bücherwurm 1]

Remind him we women want a man thats understanding, kind, giving, excellect lover but yet he can mow the yard, fix the plumbing and electricity, has a good job but comes home to take the kids to sports practice and still has time to help cook dinner...when he can equal all this then he can look for his ms perfect

Don't forget tall, well endowed, GQ good looks and a fat wallet that likes to give massages and help out with all the chores without complaint and never forgets to put the toilet seat down so his Mrs. won't fall in. We are looking for Mr. Perfect aren't we? It isn't hard to figure out why some guys are still single despite all their efforts to find Ms. Right.

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

tell him he's too late, nessa is married to me.

[LiszyandKenny 5]

I didn't know that Nessa was from Colombia ?

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Remind him we women want a man thats understanding, kind, giving, excellect lover but yet he can mow the yard, fix the plumbing and electricity, has a good job but comes home to take the kids to sports practice and still has time to help cook dinner...when he can equal all this then he can look for his ms perfect

Don't forget tall, well endowed, GQ good looks and a fat wallet that likes to give massages and help out with all the chores without complaint and never forgets to put the toilet seat down so his Mrs. won't fall in. We are looking for Mr. Perfect aren't we? It isn't hard to figure out why some guys are still single despite all their efforts to find Ms. Right.

Come on, it's not that difficult to make us happy

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties

You make the bed: +1

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows: 0

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets: -1

You leave the toilet seat up: -5

You replaced the toilet paper roll when it is empty: 0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex: -1

When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom: -2

You go out and by her extra-light pantyliners with wings: +5

In the snow: +8

But return with beer: -5

You check out a suspecious noise at night: 0

It turns out to be nothing: 0

It turns out to be something: +5

You pummel it with a six iron: +10

It is her pet dog/cat: -10

Social Engagements At A Party

You stay by her side the entire party: 0

You stay for a while, then go and chat with a college buddy: -2

Named Tiffany: -4

Tiffany is a dancer: -6

Tiffany has implants: -8

On Her Birthday

You take her out to dinner: 0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +1

Okay, it is a sports bar: -2

And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3

And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10

A Night Out With The Boys

You go with a gal pal: -5

The pal is happily married: -4

Or frighteningly single: -7

And she drives a Mustang: -10

With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED: -15

A Night Out

You take her to a movie: +2

You take her to a movie she likes: +4

You take her to a movie you hate: +6

You take her to a movie you like: -2

It's called Death Cop 9: -3

Which features cyborgs that eat humans: -9

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans: -15

Your Physique

You develop a potbelly and exercise to get rid of it: +10

You develop a potbelly and resort to loose jeans and shirts: -30

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too": -800

Communication - When She Wants To Talk About A Problem

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0

You listen for over 30 minutes: +5

Without looking at the TV once: +100

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep: -20

The Big Question -- She Asks You "Do I Look Fat?"

You hesitate in responding: -10

You reply, "Where?": -35

Any other response: -20

Saludos,

Caro

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

I didn't know that Nessa was from Colombia ?

if he starts in colombia, he'll give up and go to brazil

[Ban Hammer 13,491]

Come on, it's not that difficult to make us happy