Mother: I flushed newborn in toilet by accident

[rocks 494]

I've never been in labor but I have had a miscarriage. I think it's safe to say I would not compare the pain to diarrhea at all. She's a nut case and just didn't want the baby. Stupid @ss woman.

I second that with a .

i third that.

[almaty 19]

sad...

[Manish+Manya 0]

Its like a woman in a train in India dropped the baby on the tracks through the hole in the toilet coz she didn't realise she was in labor

Thats cr@p

pun intended?

1) It was an accident. It was premature birth of the baby. Mother fell unconscious and baby slipped through the toilet. Baby was 8 to 10 weeks premature and weighed only 3.22 pounds.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333437,00.html

2) Prompt recognition of preterm labor may help prevent premature birth. Even months before your due date, be on the lookout for:

Contractions that occur more than six times each hour (You'll feel a tightening sensation in your abdomen, often reminiscent of menstrual cramps.)

Low, dull backache

Pelvic pressure or pain

Diarrhea

Vaginal spotting or bleeding

Watery vaginal discharge (This may be amniotic fluid, which surrounds your baby in the uterus.)

If you're concerned about what you're feeling, contact your health care provider. Don't worry about mistaking false labor for the real thing.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/premature...ECTION=symptoms

[mawilson 2,133]

When you flush a newborn, does it go through?

My toilet gets clogged and requires plunging when I flush a paper towel!

I'd like to know her secret.

[alienlovechild 75]

My toilet gets clogged and requires plunging when I flush a paper towel!

You could try using toilet paper rather than a paper towel. A phonebook is paper, too, but I don't advise flushing one of those either.

[Nagishkaw 510]

My toilet gets clogged and requires plunging when I flush a paper towel!

You could try using toilet paper rather than a paper towel. A phonebook is paper, too, but I don't advise flushing one of those either.

Same goes for the Quran, Torah, and Bible.

[MichelleN 0]

I've never been in labor but I have had a miscarriage. I think it's safe to say I would not compare the pain to diarrhea at all. She's a nut case and just didn't want the baby. Stupid @ss woman.

Actually...the urge to push is the exact same urge you feel when you have diarrhea from hell and you have to poo NOW. Trust me, I was shocked when I found out while in labor cause no one told me. It was horrible. Not saying that's a valid excuse for not knowing you're in labor. You'd think she felt the huge mass exiting from her ####### and the fact that the baby would still be attached to her placenta via the cord for a few minutes after birth. She knew what was going on.

[Mags 112]

When you flush a newborn, does it go through?

My toilet gets clogged and requires plunging when I flush a paper towel!

I'd like to know her secret.

Yeah, we can't use Charmin here. Has the same effect. Let me tell you, when Platy has used the toilet the last thing you need is for it NOT to flush.

[Amby 490]

When you flush a newborn, does it go through?

My toilet gets clogged and requires plunging when I flush a paper towel!

I'd like to know her secret.

this is the same thing the person sitting here with me said to me...we want to know her secret too!

[Ban Hammer 12,886]

When you flush a newborn, does it go through?

My toilet gets clogged and requires plunging when I flush a paper towel!

I'd like to know her secret.

Yeah, we can't use Charmin here. Has the same effect. Let me tell you, when Platy has used the toilet the last thing you need is for it NOT to flush.

incoming!

[sj5 4]

She is like a cat then giving birth is like having diarrhea. You do notice there's baby coming out unless you have over size private part.

Edited November 24, 2008 by SJ

[Niels Bohr 72]

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[Nessa 23]

that's just insane and it pi1sses me off!

[DeadPoolX 9]

I have two issues with this story:

1. If a woman doesn't know the difference between her ####### and #######, she has major problems. I often think women need to learn more about their own physiology, as it's not uncommon for many women to believe they urinate out of their ####### as well.

2. I find it somewhat difficult to believe that any woman -- so long as she's conscious -- would fail to feel and readily acknowledge something the relative size of a watermelon ejecting out of her vaginal orifice. From what I've heard, birthing a child can be an extremely painful prospect. I suppose it's possible to have no idea you're pregnant (although I'd think anyone could figure it out over a time frame of nine months, especially when they fail to get their period), but to be unaware when giving birth? I highly doubt it.

[STEPHnRIA 2]

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