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peejay Mentor

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I know how to hunt and fish. My wife is a country girl born in Siberia and she knows how to survive off the land. That should be more valuable than someone that knows the ins and outs of hedge funds and derivatives. ;)

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I'll invade your island by force.

You, a wimpy librul from California? Don't make me pull out my 12 gauge!

Guns are for wimps. We'll duel the Star Trek way.

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but......that's illogical.

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I know how to hunt and fish. My wife is a country girl born in Siberia and she knows how to survive off the land. That should be more valuable than someone that knows the ins and outs of hedge funds and derivatives. ;)

Sounds good, but what about the Cool Whip?

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I think Steven will go Steven Seagal on you two and I'll crack up.

go skydiving without a parachute ?

Better than neckid chuting... :lol:

But I could avoid his invasion by guiding him with my HAL 9000 guidance chip to land where I deem fit. hmmm...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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I will bring sheep for roast dinners or carnal animal pleasure....my sheeps are very versatile and beautiful.

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I write beautiful haiku and short stories. I can also write the official travel narrative of our island.

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I will bring sheep for roast dinners or carnal animal pleasure....my sheeps are very versatile and beautiful.

:lol:

is that for their own carnal animal pleasure, or for all the guys on the island that don't have a filipina or are in other ways creepy?

:whistle:

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11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

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08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

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09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

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04-17-09: I-751 Approved

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07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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I will bring sheep for roast dinners or carnal animal pleasure....my sheeps are very versatile and beautiful.

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I keep that one in the basement, Steven, but she is available on special request :thumbs:

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I can sew and make clothes. :D

Homer Sez:

Increase your wordiness,

Boudoir:

Where a French guy does it.

Our full time line is in our story on our profile.

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04-30-2008.......I-129F POSTED

05-01-2008....NOA1 (Touched 05-04-2008, Touched 04-07-2008)

09-23-2008....NOA2 Approved(See below for receipt of actual NOA2 and update in the USCIS System***)

01-13-2009....INTERVIEW (APPROVED)

02-18-2009....POE (LAX)

04-09-2009....WEDDING

AOS

06-12-2009.....AOS,EAD and AP Fedexed.

06-15-2009.....Signed for by J.CHYBA

06-18-2009.....NOA1 dated for AOS/AP/EAD

06-19-2009.....Check cleared

06-23-2009.....Touched AOS/EAD/AP

07-20-2009.....phoned helpline to report no biometrics appointment sent, Service request generated.

07-25-2009.....Recieved biometrics notice (generated on the 22nd june) for the 08-19-2009.

07-30-2009.....Did early walk in biometrics.

07-31-2009.....Touched AOS/EAD

08-06-2009.....Generated interview notice(received 08/10/09)

08-10-2009.....EAD/AP Approved

08-19-2009.....***NOA2 (Finally received after 6 Phone calls, 11 months late) :)

09-09-2009.....Aos interview.(APPROVED)first card production email

09-12-2009.....Welcome Notice Received.

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I will bring sheep for roast dinners or carnal animal pleasure....my sheeps are very versatile and beautiful.

:lol:

is that for their own carnal animal pleasure, or for all the guys on the island that don't have a filipina or are in other ways creepy?

:whistle:

I had the guys in mind....when we ladies get fed up with them :whistle:

http://www.***removed***.com

http://britishexpats.com/forum/

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jundp Mentor

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OMG Welshcookie...you're a ewepimp?! :jest:

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