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1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.

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PlatyPius agrees with most of those....


Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

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7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

My husband made me get rid of my cat. He said I would be immigrating but home-boy would not. :lol:

Actually, it's not as bad as it sounds. I was just looking after my cousin's cat while she had kids. For two years. I really loved that cat. :(

PlatyPius agrees with most of those....

I do too. :lol:


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2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

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This is a VERY big issue with me. I do not believe in the severing of one's hair unless one is in mourning.


Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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PlatyPius agrees with most of those....

#26 is questionable.......

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2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

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This is a VERY big issue with me. I do not believe in the severing of one's hair unless one is in mourning.

Or there's gum stuck in it.

Once I managed to dip 6 inches of my hair in wood varnish...d'oh!

He may have been a man, but my ex used to make me 'guess' and was all about the subtle hinting, too - used to drive me crazy.


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7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. :bonk:

8. Dogs are better than cats. :no:

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Can't agree with this.... 1. I wasn't born with the "sports gene," and 2. for me, Sunday = church.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

:no:There are a lot of good foreign films; reading the subtitles is no big deal.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

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This is a VERY big issue with me. I do not believe in the severing of one's hair unless one is in mourning.

I wouldn't go that far (though I do find uncut hair very attractive, so long as it doesn't interfere with walking ;) ), but I definitely don't like when women cut their hair short like a man. Lai has to cut her hair at a few inches past her shoulders, or her neck starts to hurt.

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32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

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2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

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This is a VERY big issue with me. I do not believe in the severing of one's hair unless one is in mourning.

Ok, now some people don't EVER cut their hair and it just looks SO unhealthy and scraggly. Cutting it very short, I understand men not liking, but how can you like witch hair?


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#2 is the law in our house. he said he will divorse me if i cut it. he understands trimming to keep it looking nice but cutting is out of the question. but he is so non observant he was in syria in december and i had about 5 inches cut off and he never even knew it.

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Well, you know what guys, sensitive topic with me, I don't give a damn if you like hair really long or not.

Seriously it makes me mad. I grew my hair back out just for the sake of thinking people in general would treat me better/look at me less weird if I did and thinking SO would like it more, took YEARS to get to a decent long length, and is a huge pain in the butt to just...have. I hate having long hair, it sucks so much. So when people were STILL looking at me funny and calling me 'sir' far too often and ####### like that, and I knew SO didn't care either way, I hacked that ####### off again.

And I'm not wearing makeup and I'm not putting on skintight clothes that sink below my butt when I sit down so people can see my thong and I'm definately not putting on heels and I'm not adopting an artificially shrill high hee hee voice, dying anything, waxing anything, or in any way spending hours in the bathroom to make me look different and somehow more 'womanly' though I AM a woman so I must look right. Because grrrr!!! and all that.

Okay I's done :( Schtoopid gender roles grumble grrrs...


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I haven't cut my hair in forever, but it doesn't grow that long, always been like that. Even when I used to trim it all the time, same thing, only grows so long. I wonder why, but I also don't have hair on my legs either, don't have to shave really, I do it once in a while just cause maybe there is a stray hair there. But I wish my hair would grow long, like to my butt, but after 8 years of not cutting it, don't think it will happen.


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Well, once again, I don't seem to be the average "guy"...

I always put it down and close the lid. I never understood why everyone does not do that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

Trimming it is fine, It needs those split ends removed. Just nothing drastic!

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Hmmm. sometimes, I don't mind guessing.

3. Don't make us guess.

I agree, I always answer with the truth.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Can't say this is very true. I think about my Alla often.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

100% not true. I think about this often.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

Not if she had it first.

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

No neccessarily, depends on the cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

Sorry... Sunday = Family Day. We will go to a park, play outside, or stay inside and watch some DVDs together.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

I agree.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

No, it isn't! I like being asked.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

True

12. You have enough clothes.

False

13. You have too many shoes.

I don't agree.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

What brother?

15. Your brother is an idiot.

Subtle hints work fine if you really listen! :yes:

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

I remember every important date!

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Ahhh, we do.

18. Share the bathroom.

Ahhh, we do.

19. Share the closet.

Maybe! :lol: Depends on the question.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

Yes, I agree.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

I don't agree. Nothing says "I love you" than being there when I need you most..

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

I don't agree. Some of the best films can be foreign.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

Or ask me too. I don't mind.

24. Check your oil.

Depends on the argument.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

:thumbs: 100% agree.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

Maybe

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

True

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

I 100% agree.

29. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

I don't get this one. I don't want a fashion model.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

I concur.

31. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

Ahhh, sometimes teasing is fun. Rub away.

32. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

Depends on the "something". Guidance may be needed in both areas.

33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

Somewhat agree.

34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Quality over quantity is generally better.

35. Don't make 50 rules when 35 will do.


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