My mother-in-law stopped in for a visit.
“Staying long?” I asked.
“Just until I start getting on your nerves,” she replied.
“Oh, so you won’t even stay for tea?”
I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law in six months… I don’t like to interrupt her.
A guy is driving along and sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven blokes.
“Aren’t you going to help?!” asked his wife.
“No,” said the man, “seven should be enough.”