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Thrilling Sunday report, see man: The DR never responded to several messages throughout the day, oh well man. We awoke long before the alarm again, and need more zzz we man man. We mowed the full lawn, in greater need than we'd projected man. Many (2+2) sweatbands were consumed, Many (2+1) job 1 recovery man. Miu was demanding and needy all day, demanding needy miu man. It can be much like being married, serve miu hand and foot man. Like an idiot, we erranded on a Sunday, we man. Supermarket was insane, man. Local traffic was intolerable, man. However, we got all done and used an expiring-today Many%-off coupon at CVS, financially savvy we man. Lunch was a chicken gut-bomb + fries at Popeye's*, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We furiously corresponded with other chicas, correspond we man. One JC immediately began grilling us about faithfulness, honesty, and relationship history, grill JC man we man. She describes herself as "straightforward and easy to get along with," si man. She wants a "soulmate who will never cheat on or lie to me," si and no man. She was exceptionally direct and concluded that we "seem like the man** for" her, tasteful JC man. **little does she know that we are really the Central Chimpanzee for her, evolved we man She seems very good-looking except for not being a rubia, perhaps can forgive this flaw man. We will report on and pick a name for this JC later, stay tuned man. Mini-B. came over early, watch Super Bowl Two Guys man. We were pleased with the outcome, pleased Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Din-din was Many (2+1) pieces of tough beef brought by ex-Mrs.-T-B., ingest with difficulty we man. Monday is our bloodwork for diabetes verdict, fast and shake-in-boots we man. We have tried to be assiduous and diligent, behave self dietarily we man. Then we must take Uncle T-B. for evaluation of his swollen legs, man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

The DR was not a bust, no man, but she has ghosted us, sigh man. We have an idea of why, not her or our fault man. However, moot if she refuses to discuss it, oh well man. See Thrilling Sunday report for more, q.v. man.

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the "Bringing Family Members of USCs" forum.

Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime is necessary to warrant his immediate detention and expulsion. Prince Harry first approached ICE agents in California to ask if he could specifically request to be separated from his family at the time of deportation, then became ecstatic upon learning about the option of Guantanamo Bay. "I've got to get myself to Gitmo, whatever it takes, old chap," said Harry, desperation in his eyes. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-harry-asks-ice-to-deport-him-to-guantanamo-bay-for-some-peace-and-quiet

Excited Couple Closes Escrow On Dozen Eggs OLYMPIA, WA — After a lengthy negotiation process, local couple Chris and Haven Whitmer celebrated finally closing escrow on a dozen eggs. Though a stretch on the young couple's budget, Haven had long dreamed of owning her own eggs, and Chris felt they had at last reached a place financially where they could take the plunge. "We did it, babe," smiled Chris as he handed her the carton. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-couple-closes-escrow-on-dozen-eggs

Donald Trump is Striking at the Heart of the Left's Central Belief Donald Trump is striking at the heart of the left's mythology. No wonder leftists are panicking. One of the reasons why Democrats are reacting with such fury to Trump's efforts to end wasteful government spending is because this has simply never happened before. Republicans and even some Democrats — remember Bill Clinton proclaiming that "The era of big government is over" — have railed against the out-of-control growth of the federal government, but even the strictest fiscal conservatives only managed to slow down that growth, not reverse it. And even worse for leftists, in reducing the size of government, Trump is directly challenging the left's core dogma that government can and should fix all the problems of human beings. This idea dates back to the Great Depression, when the Democrats first formed the coalition that made them the majority party for decades. The disparate groups that originally made up that coalition, including ethnic minorities in the North and segregationists who largely despised those minorities in the South, were held together by a shared assumption that whatever was wrong, government could solve it. This was and is the fundamental myth of the American left. Born in the Great Depression that began in Oct. 1929, this myth claims that Herbert Hoover, the Republican who was president when the Depression hit, did nothing, leaving the American people in misery rather than expand the size of the government and tackle the problem head-on. After the electorate decisively rejected Hoover in 1932, Franklin D. Roosevelt saved the nation, creating a dizzying array of federal programs that pulled the American people back from the abyss. And so, you see, in our complex and multifaceted society, we need big government. That's why Trump and Elon Musk are so irresponsible, you see, to [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/02/08/as-trump-slashes-government-spending-its-useful-to-recall-why-we-have-so-much-of-it-n4936822

It is Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== MEDICAL JOKES "Tell me honestly, Doctor," said the patient. "How long do I have left?" "Ten," said the doctor. "Ten what? Years? Months?" "Ten, nine, eight..." "Doctor, I think I need glasses." "You certainly do! This is a bank!" "I've got bad news -- you have cancer and Alzheimer's." "Well, at least I don't have cancer." "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles." "Doctor, I feel like a dog." "How long have you felt like this?" "Since I was a puppy." "You're losing blood and need a transfusion. What's your blood type?" "B positive." "I'm trying, but you've lost a lot of blood." "Doctor, my husband accidentally swallowed an aspirin. What should I do?" "Give him a headache." "Doctor, I keep seeing pink and green dots in front of my eyes." "Have you ever seen an optician?" "No, just the pink and green dots." "Doctor, I get pain in my eye every time I drink tea." "Take the spoon out of your mug." 'Doctor, please help me -- I can't stop my hands from shaking." "Do you drink often?" "Not really -- I end up spilling most of it." "Doctor, I keep seeing into the future." "Really? When did this start?" "Next Tuesday."

Read this and comment. Do you believe it? If true, what should be done? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now We Know Who was Running the Country for Joe Biden [...] we now have fresh allegations from Lindy Li, a former Democratic National Committee (DNC) insider, about who was running the White House for Joe Biden. And it's quite terrifying. Once a proud fundraiser for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Li has turned into an insider spilling the Democratic Party's most closely held secrets—and, boy, does she have stories. Her revelations pull back the curtain on what has been described as a chaotic and delusional 2024 campaign for the Democrats, which spectacularly collapsed under the weight of its own hubris. Li has revealed intriguing insider details about how Joe Biden was ultimately ousted, and what Pelosi and Obama really think of Kamala. Back in December, she revealed new dirt on Joe Biden's mental decline. "The president has not been cognitively fit to assume the duties of the Oval Office for a number of years now," she told Fox News. "And it breaks my heart because I know President Biden and I love the man, but he is in no shape or form able to carry out the duties that the Commander in Chief requires, and it's just devastating." But it's her revelations about what happened in the White House in the aftermath of Biden's devastating performance in his June debate on CNN with Trump that are truly jaw-dropping. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/08/now-we-know-who-was-running-the-country-for-joe-biden-n4936803

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Philippines regional forum.

Trump emerges as dealmaker-in-chief in potential US Steel deal President Donald Trump said Friday that Nippon Steel will drop its $14.1 billion bid to acquire U.S. Steel and instead invest heavily in the iconic American company without taking a majority stake. Nippon Steel "is going to be doing something very exciting about US Steel," Trump said with Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba by his side. "They'll be looking at an investment rather than a purchase. "U.S. Steel is a very important company to us. It was the greatest company in the world for years, many years ago, 80 years ago. And we didn't want to see that leave. And it wouldn't actually leave. But the concept, psychologically, was not good. So they've agreed to invest heavily in U.S. Steel as opposed to own it, and that sounds very exciting." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/3314686/trump-emerges-as-dealmaker-in-chief-in-potential-us-steel-deal/

Think of the improvement if they ALL did that.

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Mama T-B. turned Many -- si man, MANY -- years old today, even-more-senior she man man. We called her rather early to recognize this, dutiful descendant we man. Mama T-B. thanked us and then went aysheep about CDs again, man. We should be thankful that she's not a vegetable in a nursing home, perspective man. Got late start because of scheduling with the DR, Diminutive Rubia man. Hit only the Many (2+1) ESs per Saturday GS/ES report, oh well man. Groceried at Aldi for remainder of Two Guys Week stuff, grocery we man. Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onebag of nuked Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man. It did not help our "we're starving" headache from hours before, no man. The DR (who lives Many -- si man, MANY -- miles away) strove for arrival by Many p.m., intrepid DR she man. We strove for a siesta, too bad a headache man. Even a mega-Tylenol later didn't help much, bummer man. Din-din was the onecan of pinto beans from today's ES, ingest financially savvy we man. The DR spent 2 hours + half an hour trying to make it to our casa, intrepid DR she man. She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man. Miu was quite gregarious and investigatory, curious miu man. Conversation was great despite some tangential whackadoo ideas, converse we and DR she man man. Her body language was positive and she even held our hand, si man. Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man. She had to go to be home by Many p.m., unfortunately man. The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man. And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man. Din-din #2 was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man. Sunday plans are to lawn-mow, conquer one LL, and prep for Mini-B.'s arrival, conclude we man. The Stupor Bowl will apparently be on, prefer AFV instead (if on) we man. This week will bring the verdict on our A1c level, out-sweating this we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We got a late start and de-itineraried all but Many (2+1) ESs, slice-&-dice we man. The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man: -- Sears bath towel, zipper bank bag, onecan low-sodium pinto beans = $Many ($2+1), deal man Total = $Many ($2+1)

Our POTS* income is for our future, see and so there man. *buy yours today, si man We have a DR (Diminutive** Rubia) on her way to meet us right now, report later we man man. **only Many feet Many inches, way down there man

Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid the new heightened scrutiny on government spending, Democrats assured Americans that the millions of dollars in USAID funding that they gave to the terrorist group Hamas was only going toward promoting gay stuff. "Yes, we know it looks bad giving millions of dollars to known terrorists with no accountability," said Senator Chris Van Hollen. "But we calculated that the risk involved in giving terrorists a bunch of cash was worth it if only it meant that one poor Palestinian kid might question their gender identity or sexuality someday." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-assure-americans-the-millions-in-usaid-they-gave-hamas-was-just-for-gay-stuff

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs WASHINGTON—Rushing to purchase the hoofed mammals before the Trump administration's tariffs on Canadian imports went into effect, Americans across the country were reportedly stockpiling moose on Monday. "Prices of moose are already high, and I'm worried with these tariffs, they could surge even higher," said 43-year-old Iowa City, IA resident Zachary Beattie, who was just one [...] https://theonion.com/americans-start-stockpiling-moose-ahead-of-tariffs/

The news in this article (beyond the headline) will leave you agape. Every time there's "too much winning," we get even more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did the Art of the Deal Just Save US Steel? Donald Trump Thinks So Shortly after meeting with Japanese Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba, President Donald Trump announced that Nippon Steel would be dropping its 14.1 billion dollar bid to acquire United States Steel and would instead 'heavily invest' in the ailing American steel company without taking a majority stake. [...] https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/02/08/did-the-art-of-the-deal-just-save-us-steel-donald-trump-thinks-so-n2408020

Insanity: Democrat State Rep. Sterilizes Herself Because She Hates Trump Leftism is a death cult. Abortion. Sterilization and mutilation of children. Euthanasia. Sterilizing yourself over politics. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2025/02/06/insanity-democrat-sterilizes-herself-because-she-hates-trump-n3799563

I think that whoever at USAID allocated these funds should be prosecuted as a terrorist agent. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ USAID Helped Fund Hamas Tunnel System If you've seen all those videos of Hamas' underground cities in which they plan and prepare for their urban warfare against Israelis, you will notice a lot of interesting things. One of them is that they are all lined with massive amounts of concrete. There are miles and miles of these tunnels and bunkers, and most of the destruction in Northern Gaza is the result of Israel systematically destroying the UNDERGROUND city that Hamas built. The bombs fall to destroy those bunker-like tunnels, and the result is that the buildings above also get flattened. So where did all that concrete come from, you might ask... It turns out that USAID helped build the cement factory with hundreds of millions of dollars in aid money and pays the company for whom we built the factory for the products, giving them a steady source of funds. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2025/02/07/usaid-helped-fund-hamas-tunnel-system-n3799587

USAID Has Its Office Lease Terminated and You Won't Believe the New Tenant https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/07/usaid-has-its-office-lease-terminated-and-you-wont-believe-the-new-tenant-n2185353

Wow! ~~~~ Trump Imposes Sanctions on South Africa Over Racist Law and Encourages Afrikaners to Immigrate to America [...] For decades, White farmers have been subjected to ambushes and organized attacks on their farms. Hundreds, along with their families, have been killed in what appears to be organized, or at least as organized as the South African government is capable of, ethnic cleansing by murder and terrorism. One might have thought that the end of apartheid might have brought with it some revulsion at laws encouraging racial discrimination, but you'd be wrong. Of the 313 racially discriminatory laws adopted by South Africa since independence, 116 (37 percent) have been passed since the end of White rule. Making matters worse, the all-time popular singalong "Kill the Boer" is a staple at political rallies. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/07/trump-imposes-sanctions-on-south-africa-over-racist-law-and-encourages-afrikaners-to-immigrate-to-america-n2185352

Joe Biden's Fake Job Numbers Scandal Just Got Worse [...] On Friday, the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) released the latest jobs report, and in addition to reporting a slowdown in job growth during Biden's final month in office, there was a scandalous downward revision to the jobs numbers that were reported during President Biden's final year in office. According to the report, the BLS has adjusted its previous estimates, revealing that on average, the Biden administration overestimated the monthly employment numbers by an average of roughly 626,000. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/07/joe-bidens-fake-job-numbers-scandal-just-got-worse-n4936786

We are cheap, get that straight man! We sometimes are just going to bed at Many a.m., wimpy you man. And it is NOT "Many" a.m. CST, or maybe it is, flexible definition of Many man.

Gracias, D ma'am, but the bad ones are ALL there are, reality man. We lost our entire Friday and $Many in Uber fares, we man! And what are YOU doing up past sunset, huh huh huh man?

Thrilling (?) Friday report, see man: Put off absolutely everything in anticipation of FJC rendezvous, needed every minute man. (FJC wanted to come directly to the casa rather than to a neutral meeting-site, hmm man.) We up-cleaned everything that we could while dealing with Mama T-B.'s demands, si man. We exhausted ourself, hard to recover man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, hastily ingest we man. The FJC arrived precisely on time, Uber that we paid for man. She was average-looking facially, oh well man. Her body was totally hot, major plus man. Her nails rated 1 or 0, yuck man. The FJC had a thick French accent, oui man. She sat far from us with leg crossed away from us, not a good sign man. She has overstayed her ESTA or B-2, illegal man. We chatted quite amicably and nicely with her for half an hour, positive and pleasant man. However, she wanted no further interaction and claimed that she had to go, "puppy left at home" man. We paid her return Uber, man. So we paid $Many for half an hour of fruitless nice conversation, man. We wore the same shirt that we'd worn when seeing the WPOR, previous disaster man. We're tempted to ceremonially burn this shirt, but too-cheap-to-do-so we man. We took our disgusted self to Costco, rush-hour traffic man. We got Many items, Many of which were on sale, financially savvy we man. We now have all din-dins for Two Guys week, professionally organized we man. Din-din was the Costco hot dog + (diet) Pepsi, ingest we man. We are now back down to zero rubias and non-rubias, scrape-barreling we man. We're tempted to pursue Ontarklar's northern-Canadian old married nonrelocatable rubia, eh man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and 1 GS for Saturday, itinerary we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort disgusted we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.