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IDF says Hamas blocked fuel delivery to Shifa Hospital as troops advance in Gaza https://www.timesofisrael.com/troops-advance-in-north-gaza-as-battles-continue-near-shifa-hospital/

Good News: IDF Eliminates Top Hamas Commander Who Held 1,000 Palestinian Civilians as Human Shields The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have wiped out another key Hamas leader as the conflict in Gaza presses on. In a significant development, the Israeli military killed Ahmed Siam, who was reportedly holding about 1,000 Palestinian civilians hostage in a Gaza hospital. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/11/12/good-news-idf-eliminates-top-hamas-commander-who-held-1000-palestinian-civilians-human-shields-n2166252

Perhaps dumb, but the obvious benefits may be outweighed by the long-term implications.

There's probably something to this, but .

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Went to Mama T-B.'s crib with Size Many Walmart shoes + sandwich, visit senior she man we man. Shoes wouldn't fit, feet/ankles super-swollen man. Shoe idea no longer feasible, conclude we man. Must find nonskid "grippers" to attach to soles of current shoes, search we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. came shortly after we did, prearranged man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought cooked food, hopefully without cilantro man. Ex-she man had all kinds of ideas to help Mama T-B., motivated ex-she man man. It's agreed that part of a bed support will be cut down to enable Mama T-B. to get into bed, si man. Either Ecu handyman or (shudder) the Rojo himself will be recruited, the latter anonymously man. Although weak, Mama T-B. seemed to enjoy visit and later ate some of the food, positive man. Lunch was some Mama-T-B. stuff that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had left over for us, ingest we man. We then watched football game, quite a good one man. (The final score was Many to Many, no one may ever know who won man.) Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest we man. This served as din-din, efficient we man. Laundry was conquered and the warsher was dished, domestic we man. An hourlong siesta was taken, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B. halfway through AFV, got to decompress and see most of it we man. Miu sat on our lap for nearly an hour, lap-miu miu man. Mini-B. sternly warned not to abuse use of phone, one missed hoamwurk and bye phone man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. asleep, zzz wee man and cavort we man.

She went in for Many days on Manyober Many'th, then to rehab hospital for Many days, and got out Many (2+2+2) days ago, si and sigh Y ma'am. Of course, as swollen as her legs now are, sigh man...

Netizens Say Joe Biden 'Needs To Resign' Following 'Pathetic' Veterans Day Moment Social media had a lot to say after a video of President Joe Biden attending a solemn wreath-laying ceremony at the Tomb of The Unknown Soldier went viral. In the video, Biden is seen extremely disoriented and confused after he was seen placing the wreath in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/netizens-joe-biden-needs-resign-180021764.html

You're right -- it's Russian collusion!

1. Notaries Public in many -- if not most, or all -- states are prohibited from collecting and retaining personal information beyond that which is necessary to identify a signer. State laws governing notarial acts vary widely even beyond this. 2. Notaries notarize signatures, not documents. 3. Notary Errors & Omissions insurance surely would not cover challenges to the official acts in this proposal. 4. No law mandates that a notary must own, carry, or use a phone.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= BONEHEAD JOKES "My new watch is going to stop working any second," said David. "How can you tell?" his friend asked. "Just look!" said David, holding out the watch. "Its hours are numbered." Carl said to Don, "When I was lost in the woods, I had to live on a can of peas for a whole week." "That's amazing!" said Don. "Weren't you afraid you'd fall off?" "Guess what?" said Jack. "I dropped my clock in the river and it's still running." "Wow!" said his friend. "That's a tough clock." "No," said Jack, "I don't mean the clock is still running; I mean the river." Carol walked into the Post Office and asked the clerk, "If I put a stamp on this letter, will it go to my cousin in New York?" "Yes, it will," said the clerk. "That's too bad," Carol said. "I've addressed it to my friend in Boston." Irving bumped into Simon on the street. "Haven't I seen your face somewhere else?" asked Irving. "I doubt it," said Simon. "It's always been attached to the rest of me." Dickie was walking through a museum of modern art. He stopped by one display and said to the guard, "I suppose this ugly, disgusting piece of horrible junk is called 'art.'" "No, sir," said the guard. "You're looking at a mirror."

Sick: Footage Appears to Show Hamas Terrorists Shooting Fleeing Palestinian Civilians [...] Reports suggest that at least a dozen Gaza residents were gunned down by Hamas as they attempted to escape to the southern portion of the region. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/11/11/sick-footage-appears-to-show-hamas-terrorists-shooting-fleeing-palestinian-civilians-n2166194

Bets on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEW: Republicans Could Win Virginia Senate Because of a Democrat Candidate's Alleged Lies In what would be a stunning development, Republicans could end up winning the Virginia State Senate despite falling one seat short on Tuesday. According to investigative reporter Luke Rosiack, Democrat Ghazala Hashmi, who won 62 percent of the vote in Virginia's Senate District 15, allegedly lied about her residency in multiple instances. Not only could that disqualify her electoral win, but lying on an election form is also a felony. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/11/11/gop-could-win-virginia-senate-because-a-democrat-candidate-allegedly-lied-n2166220

Veterans Day: Elon Musk Calls Out Evil Anti-American Action Against the Flag by Anti-Israel Protesters [...] The mob was at Lexington and 43rd, within blocks of the UN, where they had American and UN flags on a pole. One of the radical rioters climbed the pole and started ripping the American flags down. He threw at least two flags to the ground, and replaced them with Palestinian flags, as the mob cheered below him. You could also hear the chant of "Takbir!!" which is the call for "Allahu Akbar." In this context, one might interpret that as a call for victory over the U.S. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/11/11/on-veterans-day-elon-musk-calls-out-the-evil-anti-american-action-of-anti-israel-protesters-n2166218

Marine Corps Birthday and the Lone Marine who Fought a Japanese Army at Guadalcanal [...] Mitchell Paige was born in 1918 to Serbian immigrants. His real name was Mihajlo Pejic, and he was raised on American patriotism and stories of Serbian heroism, according to History Collection. From the time the young Pejic — who later anglicized his name — saw a parade of U.S. Marines, he knew what he wanted to do when he grew up. So great was his enthusiasm that he walked some 200 miles from his home in Pennsylvania to Baltimore and a Marine recruiting center. He enlisted on Sept. 1, 1939. Paige was a gunner on the battleship USS Wyoming, served in California, the Philippines, China, and Cuba, played baseball, and was part of the initial cadre setting up the famous Camp Lejune Marine training base. After the U.S. entered WWII, Sgt. Paige and his platoon were off for Guadalcanal in the Solomon Islands — in other words, hell on earth. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2023/11/10/marine-corps-birthday-and-the-lone-marine-who-fought-a-japanese-army-at-guadalcanal-n4923814

San Francisco Magically Clears the Streets of Addicts in Advance of APEC Summit The hundreds of tents that lined the sidewalks near the Moscone Center and in the Tenderloin District have been removed. The parks have been swept of homeless residents. The open-air drug markets are gone. Meanwhile, the city's shelters are filled to bursting. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2023/11/11/san-francisco-clears-the-streets-of-addicts-in-advance-of-apec-summit-n4923817

Sure hope that this isn't our future. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mistaken for a Box of Peppers? Robot Crushes Worker A South Korean plant worker was crushed to death by an industrial robot at a vegetable packing plant. First reports indicated that the robot mistakenly identified the worker as a box. Although that might not be 100% true, it still is a frightening scenario. [...] https://pjmedia.com/miltharris/2023/11/11/mistaken-for-a-box-of-peppers-robot-crushes-worker-n4923833

What Oregon High School Boys Do to Tampon Dispenser in Their School Bathroom Reaches Legendary Status Even students in Oregon who aren't required to learn much of anything to graduate can spot BS when they see it. And now, what these students in a Portland area suburb did to a tampon dispenser in their school bathroom has become the stuff of local — meme-able — legend. [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2023/11/11/what-oregon-high-school-boys-do-to-tampon-dispenser-in-their-school-bathroom-reaches-legendary-status-n4923831

Fully agreed, and glad that we're celebrating you today and not on Memorial Day.

Most of the world doesn't even have an Occasional-Cortex. Where's the 1,000-upvotes button?

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Slept horribly overnight, alternately coughing and worrying we man. Got perhaps 2 hours of zzz, inadequate man. Thoroughly caffeinated ourself, acceptable functionality man. Got out early to buy non-skid shoes for Mama T-B. at Walmart, exert we man. Lunch was a packaged "All-American Sub" from Walmart, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. prepped a meat/potatoes stew for Mama T-B., generous ex-she man. We immediately took this and shoes to Mama T-B., expedition we man. Mama T-B.'s crib boiling-hot, sweat like we'd mow-lawned man. Mama T-B. had to try Many (2+2+1) or Many (2+2+2) times just to stand up, man. Mama T-B. had several casa-hold agenda items for us, si man. One was to change the toilet paper on the roller, comply and sweat we man. Another was to refill the pump soap bottles from refill bottles, comply and sweat we man. Another was to grab skirts from back of boiling-hot closet, comply and sweat we man. Gave Mama T-B. the Size Many shoes, usual size for senior she man man. Not even close to fitting, swollen feet/ankles senior she man. We exhorted Mama T-B. to eat and to take her Lasix, man. We went back to Walmart, expedition we man. We got Sizes Many-&-a-half, Many, and Many-&-a-half, might as well test all Many man. Upon our return, Mama T-B. claimed to have eaten, seemingly corroborative evidence man. We had her try on Size Many, see if it fit or was too large or small man. Not even close to fitting, swollen feet/ankles senior she man. We had her try on Size Many-&-a-half, see if it fit or was too large or small man. Not even close to fitting, swollen feet/ankles senior she man. Both we and Mama T-B. too exhausted to venture a Many'rd Walmart trip right then, zonked we and senior she man. After Many-&-a-half total hours, we left, zonked we man. Serviced demanding miu, treats/lunch for miu man man. Lay down for a siesta immediately thereafter, highly necessary man. Neighbor immediately began sawing/drilling/hammering, split-earing man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called twice for Mama T-B. updates, honor our siesta please ex-she man man. Finally gave up on siesta and caucused with ex-Mrs.T-B., sympathetic/cooperative ex-she man man. Returned to Walmart, Many'rd time today man. Returned all ill-fitting shoes, no line or problem man. Got only remaining larger size, Size Many man. Got Mama T-B. an All-American Sub for tomorrow, hopefully ingest senior she man. Din-din was an All-American Sub for ourself, ingest again we man. Casa is a disaster, everything out of place man. Miu a month overdue for beauty salon, rip snot out of everything with miu-claws man. Our back in sore need (lit. & fig.) of fizzicle therapy, weeks overdue man. Must visit Mama T-B. at least briefly on Sunday, visit senior she man we man man. Exhausted, out-wiped we man. Shall postpone party with the rubias for a second straight night, no cavort we man.

We can't imagine not adhering to a medical regimen, no man.

Trump Swing-State Lead Expected To Hold Until 3 A.M. On Election Night NEW YORK, NY — Political analysts and media pundits alike were stunned by recent poll results showing former President Donald Trump taking a commanding lead over Joe Biden across several swing states. Experts predict Trump's lead will hold steady until approximately 3 A.M. on election night. "Though Trump has taken a significant lead, this is not an unexpected scenario," said pollster and political consultant Frank Luntz. "We anticipate President Trump maintaining this lead until several hours after polls close in all states, likely sometime around 3 A.M., if history is any indication." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-swing-state-lead-expected-to-hold-until-3-am-on-election-night

'Let it Burn': Fire Departments Ill-Prepared for EV Boom [...] There's going to be something close to 48 million EV's on the road by 2030 (if the Biden administration statistics are right) and fire departments across the country don't have a clue how to extinguish EV car fires. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2023/11/10/let-it-burn-fire-departments-ill-prepared-for-ev-boom-n4923794

Unsurprising. And, does anyone else think that her lips look like worms? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Canary Mission Report Ties Tlaib to *Six* Hamas Fundraisers Canary Mission has doubled down on Rashida Tlaib. Will the American media establishment double down on silence? [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2023/11/10/new-canary-mission-report-ties-tlaib-to-six-hamas-fundraisers-n591219

Intriguing, even amazing, that the NY Times did this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The NY Times Publishes a Hamas' Tunnels Primer and Readers Get It [...] Yesterday the NY Times published a story about the tunnels which I would describe as a primer on the subject. It really feels like a children's book version of the story for people who know nothing about it. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/11/10/the-ny-times-publishes-a-hamas-tunnels-primer-and-readers-get-it-n591513