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You must feel great! Thanks for the happy update.

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Special Monday ES report, specially see man: An ES had been running for 2 weekends, packed casa man. We went a week ago, nothing worthwhile man. We went back today, (half + half-of-half)% off man. This effort yielded the take, see man: -- >half-bottle pump Pantene shampoo; verrry solid-wood end-table = $Many ($2x2x2x2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2)

Airline Pays Over $1,400 to Couple Tortured by Farting Dog During Flight [...] the couple realized they were sharing their premium seats with a gassy canine companion as a fellow passenger. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/09/24/airline-pays-over-1400-to-couple-tortured-by-farting-dog-during-flight-n2164243

Joe Biden let his inner racist slip during speech to Congressional Black Caucus conference He did it again. Joe Biden referred to a black man as 'boy' Saturday during a speech to the Congressional Black Caucus. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/09/24/joe-biden-let-his-inner-racist-slip-during-speech-to-congressional-black-caucus-conference-n580186

Joe Biden's intentional crisis [...] This is from the Center for Immigration Studies: "A little-known part of the Biden administration's CBP One parole program permits inadmissible aliens to make an appointment to fly directly to airports in the interior of the United States, bypassing the border altogether." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/joe-bidens-intentional-crisis

It's Sunday! Time for our hilarious, upvote-worthy Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================== THE THREE BANK-ROBBERS Three bank-robbers -- a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde -- were trying to evade the police when they came across a farm. Being short on time and options, they decided to hide in the barn. The redhead hid near the horses, the brunette hid near the cows, and the blonde hid in a pile of potatoes. When the police came to search the barn, they first came to the horse stables. The redhead let out a hefty "Neigh!" The cops were convinced that the horses were indeed alone, so the redhead escaped. The police then searched the cow pens. The brunette had heard what the first robber had done, and belted out a deep "Mooooo." The cops were again convinced, and the brunette was able to escape. The police finally turned to the stall where the blonde had hidden. As they came close, they suddenly heard, "POTATO!"

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mini-B. a bit more sullen today than Saturday, par for course man. Ingested Many (2+2) waffles for breakfast instead of the usual 2, growing wee man man. Groceried for Mama T-B., senior she man. Visited Mama T-B., under-weather but elated senior she man. Stayed for almost an hour, cameo visit man. Mama T-B. a diplomat regarding skool, too, proficient senior she man. Lunch was takeout from Mama T-B.'s facility, bill to Mama T-B. man. Mini-B. ate half, ingest wee man. We ate the other half, ingest we man. There is such a thing as a free lunch, si man. Mini-B. somewhat less sullen after ingestation, well-fed wee man man. Conquered all Many (2+1) laundry loads, victorious we man. Mini-B. occupied self playing V.R. and computer games, occupied wee man man. A restorative hourlong siesta was taken, zzz we man. Shot baskets outside briefly with Mini-B., first time in ages man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up, appear ex-she man man. Watched second half of Schindler's List with us and Mini-B., finish movie we man. Mini-B. uncomfortable yet reasonably attentive, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. shocked, exclamatory ex-she man man. We were quite emotional at the end, si man. We explained to Mini-B. that good people can do much good in the face of much evil, si man. Played rousing game of mini-hoop with Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B., si man. Each of us (and miu) got clobbered at least once by thrown balls, uncontrolled everyone man. Finally, Mini-B. and we recited the "We're Two Guys" mantra, good end to Two Guys week man. Miu again immediately questioned Big Bruddah's absence, explained to miu many times man. Thorough brushing of miu was required, mollify abandoned miu we man. Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. Then the late TV news, then party with the rubias man. Two Guys week sure ended better than it started, si man...

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man: Mini-B. was nominally in a better mood in the morning, perceive we man. However, he again lobbied for inviting some amigo to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, egad man. While we were out GS-ing, ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call we man ex-she man. Ex-she man wanted to arrange a caucus with Mini-B., si man. We agreed that we would procure lunch and ex-Mrs.-T-B. would join it at the casa, si man. Lunch was BK Whoppers, cheeseburgers, & medium fries*, ingest Two Guys and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. *all bought WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. tried to leave the table early to return to his computer games, avoidant wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. told him to say, displeased wee man man. Ex-she man said that we should all be good to each other, si man. Ex-she man gave good examples and reasons, si man. We and ex-she man gave current real-life examples, si man. Mini-B. teared up and tried to make excuses for wanting to play his computer games, si man. Ex-she man kept him present in kindly fashion, si man. Ex-she man emphasized that Mini-B. must keep track of time, si man. Part of this is to set a distinct time in writing for doing hoamwurk, si man. Ex-she man got wee man to commit to a time-range for today, si man. At the end, Mini-B. was unhappy but seemed to understand all the points, si man. We were highly impressed with ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s performance, wow man. Mini-B. returned to his games, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and we conferred privately, si man. Ex-she man had talked to other classmates' moms, yak ex-she man. All are facing precisely the same issues, man. Even the Rojo is having an even worse time with his older Manyage daughter, at wit's end man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. told us not to despair overmuch, no man. We felt better after all this, si man. Ex-she-man then left, and Mini-B. continued play-gaming, si man. We siesta'd for a glorious hour, zzz we man. Afterward, Mini-B. was more communicative with us, si man. Din-din was weenies + beans, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. agreed to a movie night, finally man. We picked Schindler's List, take a chance man. Stopped halfway through for the evening at Mini-B.'s request, si man. We asked why, we man ask wee man man. Mini-B. admitted being affected by seeing so many people wantonly shot, upset wee man man. We comforted Mini-B. and assured him that this was Many Manycades ago, no current danger man. Mini-B. listened and felt somewhat better, si man. (We shall watch the rest on Sunday, probably man.) Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed before things got gory, ingest Two Guys man. Went for a brief outside walk with Mini-B., si man. Mini-B. then returned to computer games, si man. He soon returned to jovial self-commentary, recover wee man man. Bedtime prep was late but cooperative, cooperative wee man man. We told Mini-B. that it was good to return to Two Guys activity, si man. Mini-B. even asked us to lie on his bed while he did his DuoLingo activity, comply we man. We are much more hopeful now than we were on Friday, hope to sustain this progress man. Cameo visit to Mama T-B. planned on Sunday, under-the-weather senior she man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

Texas sayin', see pardner: "Some men talk 'cause they got something to say, si man. Others talk 'cause they got to say something, si man."

Zelensky Grabs Whatever Office Supplies He Can Get Hands On In Capitol, Saying He Needs It For War WASHINGTON—Following hours of meetings with lawmakers to try to shore up U.S. support for his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly grabbed whatever office supplies he could get his hands on in the Capitol Thursday, saying he needed them for war. [...] https://www.theonion.com/zelensky-grabs-whatever-office-supplies-he-can-get-hand-1850861718

This one ain't bad. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe Biden Hates You (Hate Him Back) There's always been an internal debate when thinking about President Joe Biden – you have to wonder whether he does or says something because he's a liar or because he's genuinely stupid. This extends back to when he was a Senator, too. Now you have to add a third option: senile. It's tough to tell if he walks off stage with other world leaders without shaking their hands because he's an aloof [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2023/09/24/column-n2628851

Glenn Greenwald absolutely DECIMATES Leftist reporters targeting Dave Portnoy Yesterday, we told you about the push to cancel Dave Portnoy and his upcoming food festival. Actual independent journalist and one of the few left, Glenn Greenwald, commented on the heinous movement this morning. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/09/23/glenn-greenwald-dave-portnoy-washington-post-wapo-n2387628

Making a Killing: Americans Shelling Out up to $190 for COVID Boosters Imagine being so neck-deep in the corporate state media propaganda that you're willing to pay up to $190 for the fifth or sixth or seventh (who is even keeping track anymore) round of COVID shots. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2023/09/22/making-a-killing-americans-shelling-out-up-to-190-for-covid-boosters-n1729267

Tales of the Absurd: Venezuelan Man Allowed to Enter US Illegally, but Not His Pet Squirrel https://redstate.com/wardclark/2023/09/23/tales-of-the-absurd-venezuelan-man-allowed-to-enter-us-illegally-but-not-his-pet-squirrel-n2164210

No surrender: More migrant buses sent by Governor Abbott are New York City bound Hola, Governor Hochul and Mayor Adams! More migrant buses from Texas are en route to New York [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/09/23/no-surrender-more-migrant-buses-sent-by-governor-abbott-are-new-york-city-bound-n580081

Saturday GS report, see man: We had itineraried Many (2+2+2) GSs and found a Many'th (2+2+2+1th), neighborhood GSs man. The first Many (2+2+2) were duds, oh well man. At the Many'th (2+2+2+1th), we found the take, see man: -- Old Navy windbreaker, new but without tags = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+1)

Not festive, but busy. Yom Kippur is sundown Sunday through sundown Monday, so nothing will happen then, either.

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8 Meals Every Family Can Afford Under Bidenomics Is Bidenomics getting you down? With so many people struggling in the current economic environment, it's helpful to know what you can afford. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/8-meals-every-family-can-afford-under-bidenomics

Russia's Black Sea Fleet Headquarters Demolished and Commanding Admiral Presumed Dead A volley of Ukrainian cruise missiles demolished the headquarters of Russia's Black Sea Fleet in Sevastopol, in Occupied Crimea. The strategic communications directorate of the Armed Forces of Ukraine announced the attack that took place around noon Sevastopol time this way on social media: [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/09/22/russias-black-sea-fleet-headquarters-demolished-and-commanding-admiral-presumed-dead-n2164184

World's Worst Philanthropist Honors Our Second-Worst President When you think of Jimmy Carter and his disastrous presidency, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Galloping inflation? The energy crisis? The national "malaise"? Appeasement of the Soviets? Appeasement of the Palestinian jihadis? [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/09/22/worlds-worst-philanthropist-honors-our-second-worst-president-n1729091

"I'm not sure where the airplane is" Bit by bit, more details have been emerging about the bizarre disappearance of an F-35 Lightning II combat jet over the Carolinas earlier this week. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/09/22/im-not-sure-where-the-airplane-is-n579759

Democrat mayor of Eagle Pass: Joe Biden sent the message the border is open Joe Biden is beginning to show his cards on the border crisis he intentionally created. He wants more "refugees" to fill jobs in America. He is especially interested in the number of refugees from Latin America to accomplish this goal. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/09/22/democrat-mayor-of-eagle-pass-joe-biden-sent-the-message-the-border-is-open-n579765