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Biden Proudly Announces He Has Eliminated Junk Fees For All Migrants Staying In NY Hotels [...] "Folks, we got it done! As of today, not a single Somali, Iranian, or breakfast taco will be charged a single unfair hotel fee for the duration of their stay, which will likely be at least until after the November election," said Biden to a crowd of rapturously cheering journalists. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proudly-announces-he-has-eliminated-junk-fees-for-all-migrants-staying-in-ny-hotels

Joe Biden's State of the Union Was the Most Unhinged and Angry in History In completely unsurprising fashion, Joe Biden arrived 20 minutes late for his own State of the Union on Thursday. Once he finally took the podium, it became clear that he shouldn't have shown up at all. Perhaps it was a screw-up on the dosage by his drug cocktail team, but Biden spent the first half hour of the speech screaming uncontrollably, while intermittently coughing and slurring his words. It was surreal and by far, the most unhinged and angriest State of the Union in history. There will no doubt be headlines proclaiming otherwise, and they will be false. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/03/07/joe-bidens-state-of-the-union-was-the-most-unhinged-and-angry-in-history-n2171090

Pro-Hamas Agitators Block Biden's Motorcade Route to Capitol; How Could This Be Allowed? [...] Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) and Rep. Tom Tiffany (R-WI) posted photos and videos Thursday morning of security fencing that had been installed around the Capitol grounds "in the dead of night" to protect Biden from his own base, so obviously Capitol Police and federal law enforcement knew that there was a potential for problems. So why were they allowed to take over the street until right before POTUS drove down it? This is a massive security issue. Explosives could have easily been planted and there's no way the Secret Service could have done a thorough sweep to ensure security. [...] https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2024/03/07/pro-hamas-agitators-block-bidens-motorcade-route-to-capitol-how-could-this-be-allowed-n2171092

Watching Republican response to SOTU. Sorry, NB, but Katie Britt is rather massively cuter than Hillary, Pelosi, AOC, and all your other crushes. And she's quite authentic, including her anger.

Was following the live blog on Redstate.com. Best comment there was, "I want to see the tox report [on Bidementia]."

Guy Entering US Illegally Explains Why He's Wearing a 'Biden-Harris' T-Shirt (Put This in a GOP Ad) [...] One man crossing into the U.S. illegally explained why he was sporting a Biden-Harris t-shirt: [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/03/07/guy-entering-us-illegally-explains-why-hes-wearing-a-biden-harris-t-shirt-put-this-in-a-gop-ad-n2393717

You KNOW Biden's Southern Border Is a DISASTER When Reuters Asks Babylon Bee If Their Border Joke Is TRUE The Babylon Bee is really good at what they do. So good, in fact, that Reuters emailed their Editor-in-Chief, Kyle Mann, to ask if their story about ballot boxes installed at the border wall was true. [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/03/07/reuters-contacts-bee-over-story-ballot-boxes-n2393690

I still want to know who's funding these illegals as they travel -- who's paying for food, diapers, medicine, and baths. I'm especially curious how these people always seem to be well-dressed in clean clothes when they come across the river -- shouldn't they be filthy and bedraggled? The first answer should be to the question of who supplied them with the "Biden, Let Us In!" t-shirts that so many were wearing early during this invasion.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Wonderful! Thanks for returning with the happy update.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Local Man Thankful Americans Fought Revolutionary War So He Doesn't Have To Call Cookies 'Biscuits' MADISON, WI — As he prepared to complete his lunch by enjoying a delicious chocolate chip cookie, a local man was profoundly thankful that American colonists fought the Revolutionary War so he didn't have to call cookies "biscuits." Ned Burke, a journeyman plumber and lifelong cookie fan, expressed his tremendous gratitude for the sacrifice made by American revolutionaries over two centuries ago [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-thankful-americans-fought-revolutionary-war-so-he-doesnt-have-to-call-cookies-biscuits

Raytheon Lowers Flags To Half-Staff After Nikki Haley Drops Out WALTHAM, MA — A somber mood fell over one of the nation's foremost defense contractors this morning, as Raytheon lowered its flags to half-staff after Nikki Haley announced she was dropping out of the 2024 presidential race. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/raytheon-lowers-flags-to-half-staff-after-nikki-haley-drops-out

With Daniel Penny Arrested, NYC Forced To Deploy National Guard To Protect Subway NEW YORK — With Daniel Penny unavailable after being arrested for protecting New York's subway system, Governor Kathy Hochul officially deployed the National Guard to protect New York's subway system. "We desperately need the National Guard to come do exactly what we arrested Daniel Penny for doing," announced Governor Hochul. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/with-daniel-penny-arrested-nyc-forced-to-deploy-national-guard-to-protect-subway

Biden Congratulates His Opponent On A Hard-Fought Primary Race WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brief statement to reporters following the Super Tuesday contests, a victorious President Joe Biden congratulated his opponent on a hard-fought primary race. "I'd like to thank this fella here," Biden said, gesturing to the empty void on his right. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-congratulates-his-opponent-on-a-hard-fought-primary-race

More drama from Karine Grey-Poupon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Karine Jean-Pierre Loses Her Mind, Goes Full Karen When Pressed on Biden Notecard Addiction [...] How quickly come out the catty "let me speak to your manager" Karen vibes. [...] https://pjmedia.com/benbartee/2024/03/06/watch-karine-jean-pierre-loses-her-mind-goes-full-karen-when-asked-about-biden-notecards-question-n4927088

Several of these truly are surprises, many of them pleasant. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Insurgent Republicans make major gains in Texas primaries The shockwaves rippled up and down the ballot as incumbent state House members, judges and other state leaders were forced into runoffs or defeated outright. [...] https://www.texastribune.org/2024/03/06/texas-primaries-gop-incumbents-defeated/

Thoughts about this concept? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ These US cities will pay you up to $15,000 to move there [...] known as worker relocation incentive programs, these cash carrots are available across the country but share the same general premise: lure workers who have geographic flexibility with financial incentives and other perks, such as free gym memberships, co-working facilities, and even dinner with the mayor. A couple of the most lucrative offers hit five figures, and some also offer homebuyer incentives. According to MakeMyMove.com, an online marketplace connecting remote workers with locations making offers around the US, the number of cities offering such incentives has more than doubled in recent years. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/us-cities-pay-15-000-121558601.html

These points were made on the Clay Travis/Buck Sexton show, along with the idea that when you risk something, there should be a distinct up-side, whereas Bidementia's run for reelection is all risk on the down-side -- if he falls once more or becomes incoherent when the media can't mask it. Not sure if I'll listen to the SOTU debacle on Thursday, but certainly he'll be so drugged that anything might happen.

Very interesting reading! However, "the deep cold of late January and early February will soon give way to more springlike temperatures — springlike for the subarctic, that is. Still lots of -20s" is... uh... Kind of a city boy here, and where would the rental car be abandoned? The drop charge would probably be prohibitive.

And classical, nonstop projection. It's textbook.

"Nice chrysanthemum status youse got there. Be a shame if anyt'ing happened to it." Dissing current girlfriends Hillary, Pelosi, & AOC! Reported!!!

Or, gone to No Labels or even the Demo-rats. Certainly gone to a plush job with CNN or PMSNBC.

Trump would not do what Kommie can't wait to do.

I actually like the Polish joke, personally.

Stretching (or straining) the limits of fairness, maybe the abogada or Notario concluded that it would take 1 year to reschedule. More likely, the "authority" didn't know what she was talking about.