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Pro-Palestinian Rioters Force Partial Evacuation of White House The "March on Washington for Gaza" on Saturday boiled over into violence at the White House, as thousands of pro-Palestinian demonstrators stormed the security fence and forced the evacuation of "non-essential employees" from the building. It was not immediately clear whether or not that included Joe Biden, or if he was in the White House at the time. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/01/13/pro-palestinian-rioters-force-partial-evacuation-of-white-house-n4925465

VDH absolutely barbecues everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lawfare Against Trump Is Running Out of Gas We should dispense with the tired narrative that four conscientious state and federal prosecutors—independently and without contact with the Biden White House or the radical Democrats in Congress—all came to the same disinterested conclusions that Donald Trump should be indicted for various crimes and put on trial during the campaign season of 2024. [...] https://amgreatness.com/2024/01/15/lawfare-against-trump-is-running-out-of-gas/

Thrilling Monday report, see man: As predicted, subfreezing temps and spotty cold rain, yuck man. Mini-B.'s birthday caucus at the entertainment place was at noon, si man. We arrived slightly before ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., and 2 Mini-B. amigos, full ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile man. Another amigo showed up via his own parents, full amigo complement man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. paid for the registrations and special socks, as expected man. Ex-she man made us pay for the 'zas and drinks, unexpected man. The Many (2+1) 'roni 'zas cost $Many -- si man, $Many -- rip-off man. The drinks cost $Many -- si man, $Many -- rip-off man. The place was colder than Hades, draft from outside man. Lunch was several 'za slices, ingest we man. Mini-B. and amigos had fun, active wee men man. Much of one 'za was left over, eye we for din-din man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. made us leave it to feed Mini-B. + amigos at her casa later, man. We returned to casa and took a nice siesta*, zzz we man. *truncated by panicked calls from Mama T-B. about the weather, we know man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was to let us know when to come over to let us give Mini-B. his presents, si man. We never heard, no man. At Many p.m., we inquired, inquire we man of ex-she man man. "We're ready for bed, si man, so tomorrow, si man," responded ex-she man to we man man. Din-din was 2 "everything" bagels and onecan of corn**, ingest we man. **bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man We are preparing for our trip, presuming that weather permits man. Mini-B.'s skool called off for Tuesday, weather sucks man. Massive party with the rubias imminent, get it all in beforehand man. Mini-B.'s birthday is Wednesday, actually man. He will be precisely Many years old, a Manyager now man. Where did our chubby little baby go since seemingly just yesterday, huh man?

Snow is just "fat water," si C ma'am. If you ever see yellow snow, be sure to eat it, si C ma'am. It contains special nutrients, see C ma'am. We grew up in the Midwest, si C ma'am. If we never see another snowflake, we won't care, si and no C ma'am! P-Math transgression precised, see and C ma'am!

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

I think she's a herself.

There is no higher life form than the Central Chimpanzee, no man.

So warm here. How heartwarming.

Nor I, E.; nor I.

So much winning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa caucuses results: Trump wins in a landslide as Haley and DeSantis scrap for second As widely expected, former President Donald Trump cruised to an easy victory in Monday's chilly Iowa caucuses, the opening salvo of the 2024 GOP nominating contest. The rout further cements Trump's status as the most likely candidate to face off against President Biden, a Democrat, in November's general election. The Associated Press called Iowa for Trump at 8:32 p.m. EST — just half an hour after the caucuses began. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/iowa-caucus-results-trump-wins-landslide-as-haley-and-desantis-scrap-for-second-014022121.html

Amazing. Love messages resurrected like this. Most of those who'd welcomed you to the forum are themselves inactive. I'd bet a small amount of cash that one of them, still active, will reflexively reply with a "welcome to VJ" post.

I no longer have access to the pay-to-read JAMA articles and can't see the detailed data or the discussion about the individual factors. In general, the "teetotaler vs. drunkard" findings may be similar to what's been referenced in lay news reports of all kinds of medical studies: light drinking -- one or two drinks/day -- is "healthier" than either abstinence or overindulging. Specifically, the finding that both "complete abstinence" and "abuse" are factors indicates that extremes in alcohol-consumption behavior are associated with an increased risk. The significance of CRP among blood markers suggests that inflammation may influence the development of young-onset dementia. The authors have identified modifiable risk factors that could be targeted in dementia-prevention initiatives; however, the abstract of their paper gives no information on the interactions or combined effects of these factors. I'd hesitate to draw conclusions about individual or combined contributing factors until more detailed analysis and research are performed. At best, it seems to be a "hey, it can't hurt to work on lessening the impact of as many of these as possible" type of recommendation.

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We & Mini-B. visited Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man. Mama T-B. in better shape than we've seen her in ages, fingers crossed man. Mini-B. got early birthday pre$ent$, lavish senior she man. Mini-B. also got sections of cake saved by Mama T-B., appreciative wee man man. Lunch was takeout from Mama T-B.'s complex's bistro, take to casa we & Mini-B. man. By consensus, we consumed the BBQ ribs, coleslaw, corn, & din-din roll, ingest we man. Mini-B. consumed the beef/pasta soup, cake, & vanilla ice cream, ingest wee man. Amidst conquering the Many (2+1) laundry loads, we siesta'd for a glorious hour, zzz we man. Mini-B. happily computer-gamed with his amigos, game wee man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of Chef B. "ABC-12Manys + meatballs," ingest wee man. Din-din for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. observed the eat-from-cans and got wrong overall impression about our din-dins, too bad because We're Two Guys Who Eat What We Want When We Want and No Girl Can Tell Us What To Do Not Even Mommy* man. *we also Fart Wherever We Want Whenever We Want and Leave The Toilet Seat Up, si man. We were outvoted regarding watching all of AFV, bummer man. Everyone wanted to watch Young Sheldon with popcorn, OK with us man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys & ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. This makes Many (2x2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2) -- popcorns this week, commendable man. Played some mini-hoop basketball, interior decor barely avoiding damage man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. eventually took Mini-B. away, end of Two Guys week man. We shall see him at early birthday party at kids' party place on Monday, MLK Jr. Day man. We are giving him a set of Old Spice shampoo & body-warsh + $Many, should be appreciated man. We hope that his little amigos will all attend amid weather forecast of freezing rain, fingers crossed man. Miu has been zzz-ing atop our bed for Many hours this eve, zzz miu man. This portends major activity later, predict active miu man we man. We are preparing for our trip on Wednesday, fly north in this weather man. More immediately, we shall de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man.

Shaddap, worship your superior ancestor, and respect primates obviously superior.

Sunday means that it's time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= ONE LAST WISH Lying on his deathbed, an elderly man made his final request to his wife: "Honey, I'm almost out of time, and there's something I'd like you to do for me when I'm gone." She nodded her head and said, "You can count on me. Anything you ask, I'll make sure it's done." "I want you to marry my buddy, Jacob," he said, his voice filled with emotion. Astonished, his wife replied, "Jacob?! But I thought you couldn't stand him!" He smiled and looked into her eyes as he answered, "That's precisely why..."

Study: Risk factors for early onset dementia, dementia before the age of 65, identified A new study from researchers from the University of Exeter in England and Maastricht University in the Netherlands has identified 15 risk factors that contribute to developing young-onset dementia. Young-onset or early-onset dementia is when someone under the age of 65 develops the condition that causes memory loss. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/study-identifies-15-risk-factors-170532088.html

Lloyd Austin Fails To Disclose He Was Buried At Arlington National Cemetery WASHINGTON—Declining to alert senior officials to his interment for nearly a week, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin failed to disclose that he had been buried at Arlington National Cemetery, reports confirmed Monday. [...] https://www.theonion.com/lloyd-austin-fails-to-disclose-he-was-buried-at-arlingt-1851149003

A statue of our awesome ancestor shall soon be erected in Washington, DC. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Largest Ape Ever Went Extinct Because of... Climate Change? [...] Gigantopithecus was back in the news this week in the journal Nature for a peculiar reason. A group of scientists has concluded that the monster ape was driven to extinction by climate change. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/01/13/largest-ape-ever-went-extinct-because-of-climate-change-n604732

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: More like a hectic, borderline-aysheep Saturday, sigh man. Lunch was nuked pasta + meatballs + spaghetti sauce, ingest Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said that the Ecu handyman was visiting her at 2 p.m. for "2 items," si man. "The jobs will take 2 hours max, si man," assured ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man wanted to know if we wanted him to visit us afterward, si man. We agreed, si man. This threw us into a frenzy of activity, si man. We inventoried everything inside & outside the casa that needed doing, si man. We then online-ordered items from Home Despot for pickup, order we man. We blew to Home Despot at the expense of other errands, si man. We gave up our chance at a Saturday siesta for these preparations, no zzz for we man. Began watching football game with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man. We were sure that we would have to abandon it when Ecu showed up, sure we man. Ecu never showed up, no man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. stated that the issues had taken far longer than estimated, obviously man. So now we're stuck indefinitely with many Home Despot items, can't reschedule yet man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. After game, we left to run 2 more crucial errands, no siesta possible man. One was to Walmart, from which din-din was procured, opportunistic we man. Din-din was 2 long sub sandwiches from the Walmart deli, ingest Two Guys man. Watched a few more Young Sheldon episodes with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man. No popcorn was consumed, stuffed Two Guys man. Got Mini-B. embedded on time, zzz wee man man. Shall visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, traditional man. MLK Day = Mini-B.'s early birthday party, weather permitting man. A hectic Saturday with no siesta, drag zzz-needy we man.

This is what we typically go for, best deals anywhere man. Mucinex is for truly phlegmatic individuals, conclude we man.

We are a Central Chimpanzee, see man -- from Africa! We are authentically African-Chimperican.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Boeing Features Larger Lavatories So All-Female Crews Can Go To Bathroom Together [...] Similar to the celebration of aircraft manned by an all-female crew, the announcement of extra-large bathrooms aboard the new airplanes was hailed as an enormous step forward that will allow these female flight crews to continue the time-honored-yet-mysterious tradition of women traveling to the bathroom in groups. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-features-larger-lavatories-so-all-female-crews-can-go-to-bathroom-together

Nikki Haley Settles Down On The Couch With Some Popcorn To Watch Biden Bomb Yemen DES MOINES, IA — Presidential candidate Nikki Haley was reportedly seen cozying up on the couch with her husband Michael and a bowl of popcorn as she watched a live feed of Biden bombing Yemen. "Oh, I love this part!" Haley reportedly whispered as she saw cruise missiles detonate over Hodeidah. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-settles-down-on-the-couch-with-some-popcorn-to-watch-biden-bomb-yemen