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If you were using P-Math as you should, D ma'am, the answer would be "Many" and you'd never lose count, no man! Bad P-Math-impaired Ontarklar! Bad, BAD P-Math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED Ontarklar! Obviously you have Many, si and see and D ma'am! It is never enough, no man! You buckle down and report even more, si D ma'am! Delinquent Ontarklar! Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar! Cigars are cheaper, si man. You do your domestic duties right now, young lady man! Bad domestically delinquent Ontarklar! Bad, BAD domestically delinquent DOMESTICALLY DELINQUENT Ontarklar! Size of mammoth critter precised, si and see and D ma'am. You get everything done not only today, but this minute, si D ma'am! Indolent nonworking Ontarklar! Indolent, INDOLENT nonworking NONWORKING Ontarklar!

1. n00b, si man 2. see #1, see man Many. LPoP and unread, no see man.

Illegal Immigrants Find Creative Ways to Cross Over the Border in Arizona Illegal immigrants have found new creative ways to cross over the U.S.-Mexico border after several state leaders installed barriers as a way to curb the flow of migration into the country. The Tuscon Sector Border Patrol agents revealed that illegal immigrants built a makeshift ramp to drive over the southern border of the U.S. in Arizona. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/04/19/illegal-immigrants-find-creative-ways-to-cross-over-the-border-in-arizona-n2638039

Wow! Your reaction to this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Kennedy Family Is Pretty Damn Gross and Still Joe Biden Is Worse [...] In a video that sounds like it was recorded at a party, featuring proof that inherited wealth is not the key to good dental work or attractive genetics, a group of unaccomplished narcissists announced they endorse a man who is accused of rape by a former staffer and of showering with his daughter when she was so old it aided her spiraling into drug addiction. If it sounds like a bad sitcom, that’s only because it nearly is. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2024/04/21/the-kennedy-family-is-pretty-damn-gross-and-still-joe-biden-is-worse-n2638066

Bombshell Testimony Reveals WHO Pushed for COVID Vaccine Passports Despite Knowing They Were a Scam In a shocking revelation, the World Health Organization's (WHO) Dr. Hanna Nohynek admitted that COVID-19 vaccine passports may have been a scam. During a recent testimony in a Helsinki courtroom, Nohynek—a chief physician at the Finnish Institute for Health and Welfare and serves as the WHO's chair of the Strategic Group of Experts on immunization— suggested that vaccine passports were part of a plan to advance the global vaccine agenda. She also claimed that the WHO knowingly endorsed the Covid mRNA jab despite being fully aware of their limited efficacy against the virus. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/04/20/bombshell-revelation-reveals-who-pushed-for-covid-vaccine-passports-despite-knowing-they-were-a-scam-n2638059

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: We were awakened far too early by an urgent text from ex-Mrs.-T-B., rouse groggy we man ex-she man man. "Can Mini-B. come to my business meeting at the consulate, huh man?" asked ex-she man man. "We're both still in bed, zzz man," replied we man. "He has time, si man," said ex-she man. We somehow got Mini-B. ready in time, we man. After wee man was picked up, we went out, heavily caffeinated we man. After the GS/ES, we groceried for Mama T-B., just 2 stores this time man. We delivered the heavy load to her boiling-hot crib, perspirational we man. Rant, see man: WHY must old people keep their cribs hotter than summer weather, huh man? On the way out to the T-B.-mobile, we got partially drenched in rain, man. Lunch was several tablespoonfuls of Costco chicken salad, ingest we man. We then took a highly necessary siesta, zzz we man. Mini-B. awakened us, end-zzz wee man: "Dad, it's time for the block party, see man!" si man. We went with Mini-B. to the Memorial-Day-BBQ-in-April function, si man. We saw Mini-B.'s little girlfriend, approve of wee-she man we man. Din-din for us was Many (2+1) hamburgers, 2 hot dogs, 2 sodas, and a plate of potato salad, ingest we man. Mini-B. wasn't hungry because ex-Mrs.-T-B. had taken him to Chick-fil-A after her meeting, man. We chatted nicely with various neighbors and visitors, socialize we man. A fire truck + ambulance stopped by, invited by well-connected host man. The kids all got introduced to the equipment, nice public servants man. Sadly, there was no Dalmatian on the fire truck, no Dalmatian was spotted man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. finally showed up, hour later than promised man. Ex-she man said, "I'm on a diet, si man" and then consumed 2 plates' worth, ingest ex-she man man. After confirming that no rubias would be attending, we left, si man. Mini-B. went on ahead, eager to football with us man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took a plate of sausages + buns back for Mini-B., thoughtful neighbor host man. We carried the chairs back, elected chairman we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then left, si man. We footballed in back yard with Mini-B., new record for running catches* set by wee man man. *to be precise, Many, si man After indoor recovery, Mini-B. consumed his takeout sausages, ingest wee man man. We showered, highly necessary man. We finally got Mini-B. embedded, goofily tired wee man man. Party with the rubias in full Cavort Mode, cavort we man. It was a good day and good Two Guys day, conclude we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended the GS and ES as stated, honorable we man. The GS yielded nothing, oh well man. The ES yielded the take, see man: -- 2 warshcloths, small stack din-din plates, 2 padded mailers = $1 + half-of-half a buck, steal man Total = $1 + half-of-half a buck

Yes, They Want Him Dead: Dem. Rep. Introduces Bill to Make It Easier to Kill Trump Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Racism) on Friday introduced a bill to "terminate United States Secret Service protection for felons." Thompson evidently doesn't count a competent prose stylist among his handlers, for the "Short Title" of this bill is as verbose as it is grandiose, self-important, and silly: "This Act may be cited," it announces on its first page "as the 'Denying Infinite Security and Government Resources Allocated toward Convicted and Extremely Dishonorable Former Protectees Act' or the 'DISGRACED Former Protectees Act.'" Thompson's bill stipulates that Secret Service protection "shall terminate for any person upon sentencing following conviction for a Federal or State offense that is punishable for a term of imprisonment of at least one year." There is an unmistakable hint that the Democrats plan to imprison Trump for at least a year [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/04/20/yes-they-want-him-dead-dem-rep-introduces-bill-to-make-it-easier-to-kill-trump-n4928364

This brings to mind the example of the boy who murdered his parents and then demanded alms because he was an orphan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denver Illegal Migrants: Six Months Free Rent is 'Insufficient' [...] there are still at least 10,000 of them living in the shelters of the Mile High City. Mayor Mike Johnston wants to adjust the "Asylum Seekers Program" to limit the free housing and food for the migrants to six months. But the migrants have some advocates working for them now and they are proclaiming that the offer is "insufficient" and "a slap in the face." Some of the migrants are even staging protests. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/04/20/denver-illegal-migrants-six-months-free-rent-is-insufficient-n3786880

This article mentions a lot of implications. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NYT: Israelis Used Stealth Missile on Nuclear-Site Defenses in Iran Attack [...] Israel responded by demonstrating its facility, and as the New York Times hears from officials in Iran and the West, the result shocked the Iranians: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/04/20/nyt-israelis-used-stealth-missile-in-iran-attack-n3786884

21 Charts Reveal Bidenflation's Unyielding Grip On Americans The big picture: inflation is a nightmare for Americans. With stagnant wages that have failed to keep pace with price increases, Americans have not been able to adjust to the higher cost of living. Average hourly earnings for all employees dropped 2.5% to $11.11 in March 2024 from $11.39 in January 2021 when Biden assumed office. Since January 2021, prices have increased by 18.8%, while real wages have declined by 2.5%. According to some estimates, Americans need an extra $12,828 a year to make ends meet. [...] https://tippinsights.com/21-charts-reveal-bidenflations-unyielding-grip-on-americans/

This is only natural. Anything that you're feeling is normal and acceptable. If you have butterflies in your stomach, get them to fly in formation.

Call -- if there are local and D.C. offices, call the D.C. office -- and ask for the immigration liaison. There should be a release form on your Congressman's website. This, when completed, gives their office permission to intercede in various matters on your behalf. Have that open on your computer screen when you call, and have them walk you through its completion and submission. If the immigration liaison is unavailable when you call, fill out the form as best you can, and either submit it right then or call the office back.

Follow Daphne's advice. In addition, shop for a lawyer who can draft wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." Remember that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your Will may need to be redone.

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: We remain self-impressed at how well the ES went, whee man. Lunch was several tablespoonfuls of Costco chicken salad, ingest straight from tub we man. Our siesta unfortunately never had a chance, apparently too jacked-up we man. After de-skooling Mini-B., we footballed with him in back yard, bonding Two Guys activity man. Din-din was pasta + meatballs, ingest Two Guys man. All Many Two Guys din-dins this week have been winners, Two Guys consensus man. Movie night was Tower Heist, excellent man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2x2 +2) for the week without really trying, impressive man. Mini-B. got embedded quite late, but it's Friday night, flexibility man. We anticipate itinerarying one ES and perhaps a GS for Saturday, keep it simple man. Neighborhood spring BBQ is Saturday afternoon, be back for that we man. Supposed to storm hard Saturday night, uff man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. It was another good Two Guys day, conclude we man.

Arrested for Being 'Openly Jewish?' "You are quite openly Jewish. This is a pro-Palestinian march. I am not accusing you of anything but I am worried about the reaction to your presence." With those words, a London police officer explained to Gideon Falter that if he did not leave the area he would be arrested for threatening the peace. Arrested for walking near pro-Hamas protesters. By merely existing, he was told, he was a danger to the community. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/04/19/london-police-stops-jews-from-walking-london-n3786812

'They wouldn't just eat any white men that fell from the sky': Outraged Papua New Guinea academics lash out at Biden's 'unacceptable' suggestion that cannibals ate his WW2 pilot uncle https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13327529/Biden-cannibalism-uncle-Papua-New-Guinea-outraged-academics.html

Such a productive civic spirit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Among the Activists Plotting to Disrupt the DNC CHICAGO — In a room full of 450 far-left activists, a leader with the Freedom Road Socialist Organization kicks off a chant: "Protest is a right—not just for the rich and white." "Have you heard that the Democratic National Convention is coming to Chicago?" Joe Iosbaker asks the crowd. "Are we going to let 'em come here without a protest? This is Chicago, goddamn it—we've got to give them a 1968 kind of welcome." [...] https://www.thefp.com/p/activists-plotting-to-disrupt-dnc

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Friday ES report, see man: We indeed attended all Many (2x2x2 +1) itineraried ESs, miraculous man. More miraculous is that we subsequently had time to, see man: 1. Gas the highly thirsty T-B.-mobile, just made it man; 2. Service demanding miu, treats/lunch Daddy man; Many. Shower, necessary man; Many. Eat lunch, ingest we man; Many. Attempt a nap, time therefor but unsuccessful zzz man. The first, Many'rd, and Many'th ([2+2+2]th) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- 2 ~full boxes Kleenex, 2 at least half-full bottles facial toner = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- Manypacks (tupacs + tupacs) NIP snack plates = $Many ($2+1), deal man -- Many-piece ([2+2]-piece) queen sheet set = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2) Overall, a blow-minding accomplishment, self-compliment we man.

This post merits enshrinement in the pantheon of All-Time Greatest VJ Posts. The bolded parts are completely, 100%, utterly shared and understood. Blessings to you both.

The looming question is, what do snakes use for genitalia? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7-foot boa constrictor found mating on tree in Brazil — and discovered as new species [...] "By comparing Brazilian boas, I noticed that some had a different color pattern, with brownish spots near the tail," study co-author Rodrigo Castellari Gonzalez told McClatchy News. Researchers soon realized they'd discovered a new species: Boa atlantica, or the Atlantic Forest boa constrictor. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/7-foot-boa-constrictor-found-154104679.html?.tsrc=fp_deeplink

Gorillas are inferior apes in that regard.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ] And happy birthday!

It's good that you're thinking ahead. Use the upcoming months of waiting to become an "A" student of the entire immigration process, and you'll be able to hit the ground running.