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~~~~~~~~~ Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada [...] "Our cold hearts have been warmed by the unquestioning loyalty of American college students," said Hamas spokesman Muhammed Muhammed Al-Muhammed Muhammed to reporters. "As a token of our gratitude, we will shoot you and blow you up instead of cutting your heads off while raping you when we globalize our glorious intifada and cleanse the world of all infidels, Americans, and Jews." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-thanks-columbia-supporters-by-promising-them-a-quick-death-during-global-intifada

Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion BOSTON, MA — A frantic Harvard student realized this week he'd been so busy harassing Jewish students on campus that he'd forgotten to write his final term paper on the importance of inclusion. "Oh, man! I was so busy painting ‘Death to Jews' on the doors to the Ethics and Inclusion department that I totally forgot to write my big term paper on how essential inclusion and tolerance are to our society!" Harvard student Todd Davies told reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-college-student-so-caught-up-harassing-jews-he-forgot-about-term-paper-on-inclusion

Pro-Hamas Protest Leader Suggests Murdering Jews While Negotiating With Columbia Officials [...] Kymani James can be seen ranting about how "Zionists," which are Jews, do not deserve to live and should be exterminated like "nazis." A fair warning. This guy's words are extremely violent and disturbing. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/04/25/watch-pro-hamas-protest-leader-threatens-to-murder-jews-while-negotiating-with-columbia-administrators-n2173333

Jonathan Turley rather icily nails it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alvin Bragg has his Trump trial, all he needs now is a crime [...] The prosecution must show Trump falsified business records in "furtherance of another crime." After months of confusion on just what crime underpinned the indictment, the prosecution offered a new theory so ambiguous and undefined, it would have made Stewart blush. Prosecutor Joshua Steinglass told the jury that in listing payments to Stormy Daniels as a "legal expense," Trump violated this New York law: "Any two or more persons who conspire to promote or prevent the election of any person to a public office by unlawful means and which conspiracy is acted upon by one or more of the parties thereto, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor." So Trump committed a crime by conspiring to unlawfully promote his own candidacy, by paying to quash a potentially embarrassing story and then reimbursing his lawyer Michael Cohen with other legal expenses. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/04/24/opinion/alvin-bragg-has-his-trump-trial-all-he-needs-now-is-a-crime/

Wonder how many of the thieves were Bidementia's "newcomers"? The anchorman at the start of the video left Houston for L.A. -- recognized him right away.

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Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Took Mama T-B. to dentist, chauffeur we man senior she man man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Had we had half an hour more time, we'd have mowed the lawn, in need thereof man. However, it was Two Guys eve and we needed a siesta before de-skooling Mini-B., zzz we man. Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We then briefly footballed outside, enthusiastic wee man man. We then watched Contraband Police, quite a wild episode man. No popcorn was consumed, stuffed from din-din Two Guys man. We then returned Mini-B., end of Two Guys eve man. Needy miu demanded brushing Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- times, needy miu man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a GS for Friday, all highly local man. Party with the rubias continues, cavort we man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way I heard it was a man pushing wheelbarrows off a construction site. ==> Everyone is reminded that upvotes/laughs can be applied to Official VAWA-Thread Jokes, too.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden [...] The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following glimpse at what it would have been like if other presidents spoke like Joe Biden: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-quotes-if-other-presidents-talked-like-joe-biden

L.A. Mayor's Podium Stolen During News Conference Touting Drop In Crime‬ LOS ANGELES, CA — In what some commentators are calling a political bug-a-boo, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass's podium was stolen right out from under her during a press conference in which she was touting drops in the city's crime rates. "We have made significant progress in the city on homelessness and crime is — hey, where are you going with that!?" exclaimed Mayor Bass suddenly as her podium was whisked away by a member of the city's unhoused population. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/la-mayors-podium-stolen-during-news-conference-touting-drop-in-crime

10 Famous Liberals Explain Why They Oppose Free Speech While free speech boasts supporters such as Elon Musk and the Constitution, there are many Americans today who strongly disagree! The Babylon Bee asked ten famous liberals why they oppose free speech, and here is what they said:' • President Joe Biden: "If people had free speech, they could... you know, the thing. Pause. Well, anyway." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-liberals-explain-why-they-oppose-free-speech

Read the last paragraph of this piece, which is brilliantly constructed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Columbia Switches To Online Classes So Jewish Students Can Participate From The Attics Where They Are Hiding NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of ongoing anti-Israel protests that have engulfed the school's campus, Columbia University announced it has switched to online classes so Jewish students can participate from the attics where they are hiding. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-switches-to-online-classes-so-jewish-students-can-participate-from-the-attics-where-they-are-hiding

Iran's Ayatollah Defends Jihadis, Gleefully Touts U.S. Pro-Hamas Protests The Supreme Leader of Iran's terror-sponsoring regime took to Twitter/X on Wednesday to defend Hamas terrorists, hurl false accusations at Israel, and celebrate the fact that useful American idiots align with his pro-jihad views. Students in New York and elsewhere around the country are waving Palestinian flags and chanting such Nazi-like slogans as "We are Hamas" and "kill all Zionists." Those are sentiments with which Ayatollah Khamenei, head of the Iranian Islamic Republic regime that oppresses its own people and sponsors terrorism abroad, is in full sympathy. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/04/24/irans-ayatollah-defends-jihadis-gleefully-touts-us-pro-hamas-protests-n4928479

Houston Child Abuse Case Uncovers Larger Issues No One Wants to Face A mother in Texas has pleaded guilty to severe abuse of her fourteen-year-old daughter, including choking, beating, and even burning. The case is horrifying enough in itself, but it uncovers even deeper issues that no one in American public life has yet shown any willingness to face. Eventually, however, these issues will become unavoidable and obvious to everyone. Click2Houston reported Tuesday that Sittarh Mazhar Khan, a Muslim woman in Kingwood, Texas, a section of Houston, "is accused of beating, choking, and burning her 14-year-old daughter in October of last year." At a hearing on her case, an officer explained that "the defendant, upset the complainant did not wear her hijab at school, beat and choked the complainant, causing her to lose consciousness." [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/04/24/houston-child-abuse-case-uncovers-larger-issues-no-one-wants-to-face-n4928493

It's still Wednesday in parts of the U.S., so here in greatest haste is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IS HYDRATION IMPORTANT? Two cannibals met in a mental institution. One was tearing out magazine pictures of men, women, and children, stuffing them into his mouth, and eating them. "Tell me," asked the other. "Is that dehydrated stuff really that good?"

~~~~~~~~~~ Pro-Palestine Protester Has to Ask a Friend Why She's Protesting These two don't have their faces covered with kaffiyehs and they're not waving Palestinian flags (or burning American ones). They seem to be more "casual" protesters who decided to come out and support the thing everyone's supporting. We wonder if these two are students, because if they are, they weren't indoctrinated very well. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/24/pro-palestine-protester-has-to-ask-a-friend-why-shes-protesting-n2395473

Oh, great! ~~~~~~~~~~ US Opening Refugee Intake Centers in Middle East The U.S. apparently has a refugee problem. There simply aren't enough refugees coming from unstable regimes in the Middle East, and the Biden administration aims to fix that problem. That's why it is opening two new refugee processing centers in the region. Diversity is our strength and all, and there aren't enough people screaming "DEATH TO AMERICA" in our cities. Without a steady and increasing stream of Islamists, we won't have enough violent hate crimes to blame on White supremacists. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/04/24/us-opening-refugee-intake-centers-in-middle-east-n3787132

Backlash: Morehouse College Invites Biden to Deliver Commencement Address Morehouse College announced Monday that it has invited President Biden to deliver the commencement speech at the May 19 graduation ceremony. Backlash quickly ensued. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/04/24/backlash-will-morehouse-college-invites-biden-to-deliver-commencement-address-n3787104

They'll put a yellow star of David on that, too...

In the NY Times, no less. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Thought the Bragg Case Against Trump Was a Legal Embarrassment. Now I Think It's a Historic Mistake. About a year ago, when Alvin Bragg, the Manhattan district attorney, indicted former President Donald Trump, I was critical of the case and called it an embarrassment. I thought an array of legal problems would and should lead to long delays in federal courts. [...] https://1ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2024%2F04%2F23%2Fopinion%2Fbragg-trump-trial.html

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Fond thoughts toward the soon-to-be-tonsillectomied Ontarklar, si man. Almost slept until alarm went off, what's up with this man. Ran errands, thrilling news man. Lunch was a sub sandwich from Walmart, ingest we man. A siesta thereafter was partially successful, partial-zzz we man. We are going to have to find a way to meet chicas, maybe this is the zzz problem man. The Rojo is going to make an offer on a casa, that's the big news man. Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Miu has demanded brushing Many (2+2) times so far today, demanding miu man. Party with the rubias anytime now, cavort we man. Thrilling day, yawn man.