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1. Aldi chili has never upset us, no man. 2. We think that our calcium pils may have culprited in our instance, also a first man. Many. Nothing else to say but just wanted to have a list with "Many," see man.

We seemed to have our best string of approvals when our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke was about today's topic -- blondes! =============================================== TWO BLONDES AND THE CAR Two blondes were driving down the road. The driver noticed that she was low on gas, so she stopped at a gas station. While she was pumping her gas, she noticed that she had locked her keys in the car. When she went inside to pay, the blonde asked the attendant for a coat hanger so that she could attempt to open the door herself. She went outside and began to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant went outside to see how the blonde was faring. The blonde outside of the car was moving the hanger around and around. Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car was saying, "A little more to the left... a little more to the right... "

Crows Evolve New Blond Look Concluding 17-Million-Year Goth Phase BERKELEY, CA—Explaining that the moody species had matured, researchers at the University of California, Berkeley announced Wednesday that crows had evolved a new blond look after concluding their 17-million-year goth phase. "Finally, after millions of years of unnecessary angst and aggression, the Corvus brachyrhynchos has decided to grow up and act and look like the adult birds they are," said evolutionary scientist Professor Julia Hastings, adding that [...] https://www.theonion.com/crows-evolve-new-blond-look-concluding-17-million-year-1848607696

Wow -- what goes around really comes around. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emerson College budlights itself after coddling pro-Hamas protesters, watches enrollments tumble Lots of college campuses saw pro-Hamas protests this spring, but few were quite as accommodating of these Jew-hating disruptors as Emerson College in Boston, Massachusetts. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/06/emerson_college_budlights_itself_after_coddling_pro_hamas_protesters_watches_enrollments_tumble.html

This article doesn't suggest when, but the event sounds exciting regardless. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get Ready for a 'Once-in-a-Lifetime' Thermonuclear Space Explosion That Will Be Visible From Earth Millions of Americans had the rare opportunity to view a total eclipse in April, but that's not the only spectacle in the sky that will stun this year. According to NASA, a nova event is poised to occur this summer that will be so bright people around the world will be able to see it with the naked eye. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2024/06/22/once-in-a-lifetime-nova-explosion-will-be-visible-from-earth-this-summer-n2640716

CCG, it's admirable that you want to help this couple. It seems that they must marry if the woman is to be included, or if she's to have a fair shot at being included. To clarify, they met "through" a refugee center; was she also a refugee? If not, what did she lose? You don't need to relay the story of their lives; folks here are trying to learn some basic details in case there's a resourceful way of getting around the "must be married to her" issue. Can you please clarify?

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It's Not Just the Southern Border: Illegal Immigration Skyrockets at Northern Boundary Too Our northern border - the border between the United States and Canada - likewise runs through remote, uninhabited places. Not only is it the longest international border between two nations in the world, at over 5,000 miles, but it's also the longest completely demilitarized border in the world. For long stretches, there are no walls, fences, guards, or people. But that's changing; nefarious actors are noting that the long, mostly open border and illegal crossings from Canada are becoming a problem. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/06/22/illegal-immigration-its-not-just-on-the-southern-border-n2175824

Wouldn't it be something if he picked off NY, NJ, or both? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Donald Trump has a real chance of winning in NY It may seem unbelievable but it's true: Donald Trump actually has a fair shot at winning New York in this year's presidential election. That's right: The state that tried to bankrupt and jail him could help elect him. Recent polling has consistently shown Trump well within single digits in the Empire State. And the state as a whole has been shifting rightward, thanks to weak Democratic leadership and failed policies that have thrown our state into a downward spiral. Start with this: [...] https://nypost.com/2024/06/21/opinion/why-donald-trump-has-a-real-chance-of-winning-in-ny/

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Made mistake taking mega-Tylenol instead of really good bedtime HSM, ouch man. Spent just over Many (2+2) hours GS/ES-ing and grocerying, fairly efficient we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2] p.m.) was all Many (2+2+2) On-Cor chicken parmigiana patties in frozen package from supermarket, ingest we man. A siesta was taken and slightly overslept, over-zzz we man. Made mistake taking another mega-Tylenol after siesta instead of really good daytime HSM, ouch man. Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: Two of the Many (2+1) were phantom, man. Two of the Many (2+2+2+1) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- glass coffee mug = $1, deal man -- gigantic wall clock, tupacs NIP drink cups, Many (2+2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2)

Five out of four people are bad at math.

Thanks for your update. Hope that her sister is OK.

'Keep Religion Out Of Our Schools,' Says Teacher With BLM, Pride Flags In Classroom [...] "That's a total violation of the separation of the church and state!" exclaimed Sullet, momentarily pausing her lecture on the femmeboy branch of genderfluidity to make sure her fourth-grade students properly understood her position on the issue. "There is absolutely no call for any sort of religion to be represented or displayed in a public school classroom — ever! Stop preaching at us!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/keep-religion-out-of-our-schools-says-teacher-with-blm-pride-flags-in-classroom

Walt Disney Posthumously Fired By Walt Disney Company For Being White Male BURBANK, CA — In a move intended to show its ongoing commitment to diversity and righting any wrongs of the past, The Walt Disney Company announced it had posthumously fired Walt Disney for being a white male. Disney leadership made the move in an effort to show that the company remains ever-vigilant to weed out the oppressive presence of Caucasian men from within its ranks and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/walt-disney-posthumously-fired-by-walt-disney-company-for-being-white-male

DOJ Opens New Tipline For Criminals To Report Whistleblowers WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Thursday that the DOJ has opened a brand new tipline that criminals could call to report on whistleblowers. "We will not be intimidated," Garland said during his announcement. "We will not back down from defending our democracy from whistleblowers." The tipline was reportedly created in response to a recent controversy in which a nurse at Texas Children's Hospital blew the whistle on the illegal use of taxpayer funds to provide transgender care for minors. The FBI heard about it days later from a journalist and were appalled they hadn't been contacted directly. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-opens-new-tipline-for-criminals-to-report-whistleblowers

White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election [...] As more and more incidents of violent criminal acts perpetrated by migrants have drawn attention to the Biden administration's immigration policies, Karine Jean-Pierre politely asked migrants to wait until after the November election before carrying out any more horrific rapes and murders. "We'd really appreciate it," said the gay and black White House Press Secretary, who is black and gay. "While we understand that many of you are eager to continue raping and murdering American citizens, we do ask that you wait until after November 5 to do any more. We thank you for your patience." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-asks-migrants-to-hold-off-on-raping-and-murdering-any-more-americans-until-after-election

Who Will Have the Last Word at Next Week's Trump v. Biden Debate? It's Already Been Decided. The final details of next Thursday's debate between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump are being squared away, including the candidates' position on the stage and who will have the final word at the end of the face-off. Determined by a coin flip, CNN said on Thursday that [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/06/20/we-now-know-who-will-have-the-last-word-at-next-weeks-trump-v-biden-debate-n2640736

Strategy for Winning Thursday's 3-on-1 Debate Everybody knows Thursday's debate is not a debate between Biden and Trump, it's a three-on-one – a debate that pits Trump against Biden and the two liberal CNN moderators that the incumbent hand-picked, with format and rule constrictions that Biden demanded to mask his frailties to boot. All of the questions that moderators Jake Tapper and Dana Bash direct at President Trump will be heavily loaded and confined to three topics: "convicted felon," "insurrection," and "retribution." Trump can rise above the reflexive bias of the moderators and the rigged format by [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/johnullyot/2024/06/22/strategy-for-winning-thursdays-3-on-1-debate-n2640809

All three, nailed.

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Our stomach was hurting on the ES trail, unsure why man. We made it through the ESs and went to Aldi, glad that this was all on the itinerary man. Made it back to the casa and took care of the stomach issue, comfortable POTS* man. *buy yours today, si man! Siesta'd rather fitfully afterward, any zzz better than no zzz man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2+2] p.m.) was from Whataburger**, ingest we man. **WUOC, financially savvy we man It was the Bacon Steakhouse Double*** + med. fries/drink, ingest we man. ***free WUOC, otherwise would never be on our radar man After din-din, decided to mow full lawn, in great need after "hurricane" man. Most was in shadow with some breeze, but it still nearly killed us, near-death we man. Nearly 2 hours later, we still haven't recovered, what's up with that man. Miu has been extremely quiescent all day, quiescent miu man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Not all of them look exciting, but who knows man. Will probably postpone party with the rubias till tomorrow night, out-wiped we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, see and si man.

Friday ES report, see man: The first ES was the pickup of our auction purchases, pick up we man. The suitcase is in nearly perfect condition, very lightly used man. The Many'rd ES yielded nothing, oh well man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- large spoon or small ladle = $1, deal man Total = $1

Learn your P-Math, si and see and mam ma'am!

In most cases, certainly. In the case of the incompetent management and out-of-control Vice-Consuls at the hellhole Guayaquil consulate when I and my contemporaries were trying to get our fiancees/wives here, there needed to be accountability. The consulates have already had the unlimited powers to grant or refuse visas. The accountability is internal, and I understand that it's gotten far better since we were all tormented at GYQ. I'm not sure that they always can, and this is for multiple reasons.