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Study Finds 100% Of Men Cooking On Grill Just Kinda Moving Meat Around And Hoping For The Best WACO, TX — With summer barbecue season about to heat up, a new study has found that a remarkable 100% of men cooking on a grill were just kinda moving meat around and hoping for the best. The new findings confirmed what many experts had long suspected, meaning hundreds of millions of men wearing "grillmaster" aprons had been flying by the seats of their cargo pants all along. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-men-cooking-on-grill-just-kinda-moving-meat-around-and-hoping-for-the-best

New York Builds Separate Massive Courthouse Just For Prosecuting Trump NEW YORK, NY — With his case against Trump beginning to crumble, DA Alvin Bragg has announced several dozen new cases against the former President, and a brand-new courthouse completely dedicated to prosecuting Trump. Sources confirmed the new 30-story facility in midtown Manhattan will house an army of lawyers dedicated to only bringing new cases against Trump around the clock, 7 days a week. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-builds-separate-massive-courthouse-just-for-prosecuting-trump

~~~~~~~~~~ College Students Announce Indefinite Hunger Strike For Palestine Between 10 AM And Noon And Also Between 1 PM and 5 PM Every Day Except For Some Light Snacking [...] "We mean business!" said Princeton University student Jezebel Bashar. "It will be hard to eat absolutely nothing for part of the day followed by an after-lunch period of a few hours of not eating again, but we are committed!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/college-students-announce-indefinite-hunger-strike-for-palestine-between-10-am-and-noon-and-also-between-1-pm-and-5-pm-every-day-except-for-some-light-snacking

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year U.S. — As former President Donald Trump continued to build a sizeable lead in a majority of swing states, the latest polls suggest President Joe Biden would need twice as many fake ballots to win the election this year. The startling poll results presented the Biden campaign with a sobering reminder that the standard number of fake ballots used in previous election years needed to be increased significantly for him to win again in November. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year

Kash Patel: Senior Military Officials Intentionally Delayed National Guard Deployment on January 6th [...] Ryan D. McCarthy, the Secretary of the Army at the time of the Capitol protest, according to the testimony, failed to deploy the National Guard to help Capitol Police restore order and instead "made a series of phone calls to lawmakers and members of the media." McCarthy was reportedly phoned three times with a request to deploy members by Gen. William J. Walker, then the commander of the D.C. Guard. "I was standing right there on several occasions when he tried to call, and it went directly to voice mail," Brig. Gen. Aaron R. Dean II, then the Guard's adjutant general, testified. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/05/13/kash-patel-senior-military-officials-intentionally-delayed-national-guard-deployment-on-january-6th-n2174165

Read this whole thing. At least they're not (yet) telling us to smile while we choke down a kale-burger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Breeding cows who fart less could help save our planet Breeding cows that fart less could play a large part in protecting the planet from climate change, scientists have revealed. Low-emission cows could be bred from genetic traits and reduce the amount of the greenhouse gas methane emitted into the atmosphere. [...] https://www.swiowanewssource.com/news/nation/article_b5a5e13d-31f7-5353-8d98-9f19845c3dea.html

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Late before bed Sunday night/Monday morn, went out to curbside more trash, additive we man. Saw one bag ripped open with miu-food containers & tuna can outside, observe we man. Saw neighbor's miu waiting outside neighbor's door, forgotten miu man. We put 2 and 2 together, Many man. We figured that miu was starving, si man. We went inside for a little tub of food that our miu has spurned, never be eaten man. We spooned this into tuna can, spoon we man. We set can outside neighbor's door and enticed miu there, enticive we man. Miu gobbled the miu-food, ravenous miu man. We went back inside and observed from a window, mosquitoes man. Miu finished miu-food and began warshing its face, fastidious miu man. ==> Now, this miu always invaded our back yard, invasive miu man. ==> This miu always fought with smaller, older Miu T-B. #2, deceased now man. ==> Nevertheless, we took mercy on this neighboring miu and fed it, feed enemy miu we man. ==> There is nothing more satisfying than watching any miu eat, see and no man. Bagged garbage was not molested further in the morning, situation resolved by feeding miu man. This morn, Mini-B. coughing fruitily (like last time), so held him out of skool, unedjm'cayted wee man. Lunch was from Arby's*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We siesta'd for nearly Many hours afterward, stuffed we man. It monsooned like an illegitimate male child all afternoon, thunder/lightning man. Din-din was salad** + 2 hot dogs each, ingest Two Guys man. **bagged shredded lettuce + sliced tomato + croutons, fully loaded man Movie night began with The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, highly awarded movie man. It was so bad that we stopped it not even halfway through, reviewers were nuts man. Mini-B. picked Hustle (Adam Sandler), a little better man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Counting the Many from Wednesday, this makes Many (2+2+2+1) for the week already man. We told Mini-B. that we shall see Airplane and Animal House this week, insist we man. No party with the rubias tonight, too tired we man.

Precisely, it's 90 days, not "3 months." There's a difference. Avoid applying on what you think is the 90th day; wait a few days longer. People have had their N-400s rejected consequent to being even one day too early.

Small, well-built Chinese EV called the Seagull poses a big threat to the US auto industry LIVONIA, Mich. (AP) — A tiny, low-priced electric car called the Seagull has American automakers and politicians trembling. The car, launched last year by Chinese automaker BYD, sells for around $12,000 in China, but drives well and is put together with craftsmanship that rivals U.S. electric vehicles that cost three times as much. A shorter-range version costs under $10,000. Tariffs on imported Chinese vehicles will keep the Seagull out of America for now, and it likely would sell for more than 12 grand if imported. But the rapid emergence of low-priced EVs from China could shake up the global auto industry in ways not seen since Japanese makers arrived during the oil crises of the 1970s. BYD, which stands for "Build Your Dreams," could be a nightmare for the U.S. auto industry. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/small-well-built-chinese-ev-055434324.html

"The mind can absorb what the seat can endure." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Dead Butt Syndrome" Is A Real Thing — Here's How To Tell If You Have It The perils of prolonged sitting have been well, established. It can boost your chances of developing everything from heart disease to cancer and diabetes, and can even take years off your life. But there's one side effect that you may not have realized is linked to parking your tush in a desk chair all day. Americans are sitting so long that their butts are literally falling asleep. "Dead butt syndrome," or gluteal amnesia, is a condition that occurs when your gluteus medius gets inflamed and forgets to function normally. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dead-butt-syndrome-real-thing-091602489.html

Colorado is the third most dangerous state in country: US News ranking DENVER (KDVR) — Each year, U.S. News and World Report releases a report ranking each state on several factors. In the most recent report, Colorado made a top 10 list — for most dangerous states. https://www.yahoo.com/news/colorado-third-most-dangerous-state-162441626.html

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Nauseating. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Accompanied by 2 vice principals, Berkeley public school students march to Jewish Community Center and chant slogans at preschoolers inside Just as Hamas targeted young children, even babies, for unthinkable torture and death, pro-Hamas demonstrators in Berkeley targeted a Jewish Community Center (NOT an Israeli facility) with preschool students in class as they chanted slogans through a bullhorn and marched. Even worse, the students who walked out were reportedly accompanied by two vice principals from the Martin Luther King Jr. Middle School as they intimidated the innocent toddlers, guilty solely of being Jewish. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/05/accompanied_by_2_vice_principals_berkeley_public_school_students_march_to_jewish_community_center_and_chant_slogans_at_em_preschoolers_em_inside.html

Analysis tinged with military strategy. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How To Neutralize The Campus Communists [...] Remember that all this protest [garbage] is an information operation, not a kinetic one. That means they are trying to effect change by affecting us and making us do what they want. They sure can't force us to do anything. Even when they do damage, the message is the effect, not the damage. They want to demonstrate that the authorities have no power, that their faction can do as it pleases, but also that they are victims of the fascist regime. It's amusing to see liberal wine women administrators at the University of College painted as Franco or Pinochet, but that's part of the scam. The commies are both victims and victors simultaneously – they embrace the identity they need to sway the weak-minded into surrender or submission. Our minds are the targets, and sadly, too many Americans are vulnerable to this manipulation. Why? First, [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2024/05/13/how-to-neutralize-the-campus-communists-n2638943

OPINION: Republicans Need to Explain That President Biden Isn't Simply Incompetent; He's a Malicious Liar [...] If we sat here in an attempt to fact-check everything that comes from an interview with President Biden, it would be an exercise in futility. Time constraints alone would make it so. But the fact is these aren't 'gaffes' as the media would have you believe. They aren't the mis-rememberings of a feeble-minded old man. They are lies. They are intentional. And they are vicious. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/05/12/opinion-republicans-need-to-explain-that-president-biden-isnt-simply-incompetent-hes-a-malicious-liar-n2174105

A little embarrassing for Baby Fidel, eh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No Indigenous Children's Remains Found After $8 Million Search in Canada This has been a scandal in Canada for years, with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau fully buying in and wringing his hands over the whole thing. The horror was the discovery of hundreds of unmarked indigenous children's graves at a school site. However, after burning $8 million (and dozens of Christian churches), no remains have been found. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/05/11/no-indigenous-remains-found-after-8-million-search-in-canada-n2396142

What awful planning. Heads should roll. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Howard University Cancels Graduation MID-CEREMONY in Chaotic Scene Nope, it's not what you think. It wasn't pro-Hamas protesters—this time. We've seen anti-Israel protests at several graduations, and we've seen commencement ceremonies canceled altogether as some universities bent their knee to the demonstrators—but we haven't seen this before. A graduation ceremony for nursing students at Howard University in Washington D.C. was canceled right in the middle of the keynote address Thursday [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/05/12/howard-university-cancels-graduation-mid-ceremony-in-chaotic-scene-n2174116

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Every word here by Jonathan Turley makes sense. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'I see dead people' — Alvin Bragg's case against Trump goes paranormal [...] The Daniels testimony will live in infamy in the annals of criminal justice. For two days, she offered lurid and completely irrelevant details whose only possible purpose was to humiliate Trump. Admitting that she was coached by the prosecution in her testimony, it was clear that she was there not to win a case but to win an election. Judge Juan Merchan allowed this legal burlesque to unfold in his courtroom, later blaming defense counsel who had vociferously objected to her appearance and the scope of the examination. The cross examination was devastating. It shattered her laughable claim that she had not really been seeking money in shaking Trump down for a non-disclosure agreement, a claim contradicted by her own former lawyer. Daniels also revealed that she had spoken with the dead, and that a ghost had once held her boyfriend under water in a bathtub. She also said that she lived in a haunted house, only to discover later that the spirit haunting it was actually a large possum. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4656591-i-see-dead-people-alvin-braggs-case-against-trump-goes-paranormal/

This has been a mystery from the start. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` The Biden hostage betrayal Does President Joe Biden even know that Hamas is holding five American hostages? Does anybody in his administration care? Do the administration's water carriers in the liberal media care, either? One would think not, judging by the rarity of mentions of this crisis by the president, his spokespeople, or the news media. The absence of focused public concern is inexcusable. Even more inexcusable, unless there are covert operations in the offing, is the lack of action, whether diplomatic or by military special forces, to try to return U.S. citizens to safety and freedom. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/2997426/the-biden-hostage-betrayal/

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