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I loved the last paragraph of the BB piece best of all.

Silence! We need not share our opinions with inferior primates.

Negatory; they'll probably end up getting bonuses for being so Woke.

He and Hillary are two of the most evil people in the world.

Charge and arrest him preemptively!!!!! Mango Mussolini! Fat orange Nixon!!!!!

To relieve some stress, here now is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke (actually, a collection): ============================================================= DUMB JOKES What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, Matey." A vulture boarded a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry, but we allow each passenger only one carrion." My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City zoo. What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one. Why can't dinosaurs applaud? Because they're dead. Did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar? He got 12 months. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind... I shouldn't be spreading it. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!" My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books. He's only got his shelf to blame. What did one plate say to the other? "Dinner's on me!" How does NASA organize a party? They planet. I don't trust atoms. They make up everything. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? "I think I'm coming down with something."

= a wife's job

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This is the continuation thread for https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/761995-daily-update-on-biden-tanking-america/ which was closed because of its large size. --- Congratulations to NB2, who again has created a rollover CEHST thread!

-- see especially last paragraph of linked piece. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caitlin Clark Becomes Highest-Paid WNBA Player In History With Lucrative Four-Figure Annual Salary INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The sports world took notice this week as #1 draft pick Caitlin Clark became the highest-paid WNBA player in history, with the Indiana Fever signing her to a contract that will provide her with a lucrative four-figure annual salary. Experts noted that the deal effectively turns the entire WNBA player compensation structure upside down, with the Indiana franchise shelling out an annual salary level previously only enjoyed by society's heavy hitters like car wash employees and part-time babysitters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-becomes-highest-paid-wnba-player-in-history-with-lucrative-four-figure-annual-salary

Judge Warns Trump Criminal Trial May Last Until, Say, November 6 [...] "I'm just picking a date off the top of my head here," Judge Merchan said. "It can be difficult to nail down a possible end date for any case, but if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say that this specific case will probably end on, oh, I don't know, November 6. That's just an arbitrary date that popped into my mind and anything else happening around that time is purely coincidental." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-warns-trump-criminal-trial-may-last-until-say-november-6

The quoted paragraphs are sobering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hamas Wants The Land of Israel, But It Also Wants Much More Than That As I write this, more than one hundred, (mostly Israeli) Jews are still being held hostage. They have been imprisoned and are tortured 24/7. They are deprived of food; the males are beaten just for fun, and the girls, women, and boys are raped. We know this thanks to Arabic language documents IDF soldiers found when they cleared out Hamas nests. The documents contain explicit instructions about how to torture and maim and the best way to kill a Jew with a knife by stabbing him in the neck and/or spine. The same orders tell the captors to keep the captured Jews on the most meager rations. These instructions also order the captors to show no tolerance to any hostages who show even the slightest resistance or objection to doing what they are told. If they do, they must be killed. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/04/hamas_wants_the_land_of_israel_but_it_also_wants_much_more_than_that.html

Boeing Whistleblower Claims 787 Could Fall Apart and 'Drop to the Ground,' Wouldn't Put His Family on One Boeing engineer turned whistleblower Sam Salehpour appeared on NBC News Tuesday evening and said the company's 787 Dreamliner could literally fall apart and "drop to the ground" due to assembly flaws and that he wouldn't feel safe putting his family on one. He is expected to testify before a U.S. Senate subcommittee Wednesday about what he sees as devastating safety issues at the aircraft industry company. The problem is so dangerous he thinks the entire fleet should be grounded: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/04/16/boeing-whistleblower-claims-787-could-fall-apart-and-drop-to-the-ground-wouldnt-put-his-family-on-one-n2172888

Biden's Pic With Kids Sets People Talking, As He Tells Another Bizarre Story and Lie About the Race [...] Biden had multiple moments of confusion while in Scranton. He screamed about former President Donald Trump repeating the debunked story about "suckers and losers" when it was he himself who called members of the military "stupid bastards" on camera a few years ago. Biden even blanked out briefly on the name of the town, his own hometown. He also visited a campaign facility where he told a bizarre story about answering the door to his hotel room in a towel and shaving cream. Whatever he's trying to say, it's so rambling that it borders on the incoherent. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/04/16/biden-in-scranton-campaign-event-n2172884

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Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We again didn't leave the casa except on skool runs, ensconced we man. Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. A nice siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was sliced ham, tater tots, and Great Northern beans, ingest Two Guys man. Dessert, later was 2 slices each of lemon cake from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. We are rather optimistic about getting Mini-B. embedded on time, hope we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Heaven almighty. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Loses Fight With Teleprompter in Scranton, Has Deeply Concerning Confusion, Blanks on His Home Town [...] the problem is that the more he shows of himself, the more people will be likely to vote for former President Donald Trump. Biden got off the plane, headed down the short stairs, and immediately appeared confused, as he stopped on the steps and was looking around. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/04/16/biden-scranton-remarks-n2172870

A very clear explanation of the situation and the double standard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING: Alvin Bragg Seeks to Punish Trump for Violating an Unconstitutional Gag Order [...] Joking aside, the serious problem here is that the order—and the attempt to enforce it—is unconstitutional election interference in violation of Trump's First Amendment rights. To back up a little bit, we think it is common knowledge but we will say it anyway: 'Contempt of court' is just a fancy way of saying you are disobeying the court. No court will punish you for merely feeling the emotion of contempt. It's what you do that matters. Thus, Bragg is saying that Trump violated a gag order, and should be punished for doing so. Therefore, you want to start with the order itself, which we linked to, here: [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/04/16/da-bragg-seeks-to-punish-trump-for-violating-unconstitutional-gag-order-n2395160

Second Class Citizens in Your Own Country: NYC Soccer Mom Shares MADDENING Story About Migrants Housing. Schools. Public services. All of these things have been overrun and undermined by Biden's ongoing border crisis and the unfettered illegal immigration he allows. The only way things change is if enough people get to the breaking point and push back against it. Stories like this move us closer to that: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/04/16/nyc-soccer-n2395162

Google Employees Occupy CEO's Office, Demand Company Stop Doing Business With Israel [...] Now, we don't know how anybody else's place of employment works, but we're pretty sure if we tried this we'd be out of a job right quick. And deservedly so. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy/2024/04/16/google-employees-occupy-ceos-office-demand-company-stop-doing-business-with-israel-n2395178

That's Impossible! Vegan 'Meat' Not So Good for You After All There's a "health halo" surrounding manufactured vegan "meat" products even though they provide no "clear benefit" — and might even be bad for your heart health, according to a new study reported on in the Daily Mail. Dr. Sumanto Haldar lectures on nutrition science at Britain's Bournemouth University and suggests that the industry re-evaluate "the development of the next generation of meat alternatives" because "[at] present, producing these plant-based meat alternatives often involves a substantial amount of processing." Current vegan "meats" like Beyond Meat, Fauxjerky, Cow Patty's, or I Can't Believe It's Not Sausage "can be high in salt, saturated fat, and additives in order to match the taste and texture of real meat products," according to Haldar. His study showed that people who eat the stuff "also seemingly had worse blood pressure than their meat-consuming counterparts." [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2024/04/16/thats-impossible-vegan-meat-not-so-good-for-you-after-all-n4928207

Lord Help Us: Biden Needs a Really Detailed Cheat Sheet With World Leaders During an Oval Office meeting with the Prime Minister of Iraq, Mohammed Shia'a Al-Sudani, observers noticed President Joe Biden holding an extremely detailed crib sheet to get through the meeting. And when I say detailed, I mean detailed. "Biden, 81, turned to the script — which included an all-caps stage direction on when to pause in his comments to allow for an interpreter to translate — to make his first public statement since Iran launched an unprecedented direct missile and drone attack on Israel over the weekend," noted the New York Post. "The president glanced down at his script repeatedly as he sat beside Iraqi Prime Minister Mohammed Shia'a Al-Sudani." It's worth noting that Al-Sudani didn't rely on any script or crib sheet during his remarks after Biden's. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/04/16/biden-needs-a-really-detailed-cheat-sheet-with-world-leaders-n4928213

We have some VERY strong thoughts about this! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It Was All Propaganda: Bonobos MORE Aggressive Than Chimps Peace activists and hippies have for decades used Bonobos--a chimp-like primate known to be peace and sex loving relatives to human beings--as potential models for a peaceful future society. Bonobos, we were told, were like the hippie ideal, all free love and stoner-friendly. Yeah, well, [...]. Bonobos are even more aggressive than chimpanzees, a famously aggressive primate known for tossing its excrement at zoogoers. I don't know if bonobos are into flinging poo, but they are over twice as likely to be aggressive than chimps. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/04/16/it-was-all-propaganda-bonobos-more-aggressive-than-chimps-n3786561