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And here it is. ~~~~~~~~~~ Israel Launches Retaliatory Strike on Iran [...] Fox News's Jennifer Griffin reported, "So, what we have heard so far from Iranian press is that there were three explosions in the Isfahan area, which... is the location of the Natanz nuclear facility." [...] https://pjmedia.com/paula-bolyard/2024/04/18/israel-launches-limited-retaliative-strike-on-iran-n4928326

O'Keefe Media Group Exposes Who Is Really Running the White House Joe Biden doesn't even know where he is most of the time. He gets lost on stage and can't remember when or how his son died. He mixes up world leaders, and claims to have spoken with dead people. Is he really the guy running the country? Well, O'Keefe Media Group (OMG) went undercover and discovered the White House's real power structure. What they found probably confirms what you long suspected. According to Tyler Robinson, special advisor to the chief of staff of SBA administrator Isabel Guzman, [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/04/18/okeefe-media-group-exposes-who-is-really-running-the-white-house-n4928287

Joe Biden Demonstrates He's the Embarrassing Crazy Uncle While Telling A Crazy Story About His Uncle [...] Joe Biden left his debacle of a Scranton appearance on Wednesday and flew into Pittsburgh. But before Air Force One went wheels up on the tarmac in his hometown, the one he had trouble naming, along with its mayor, Biden told a weird story about his Uncle Ambrose Finnegan. [...] https://hotair.com/generalissimo/2024/04/18/joe-biden-demonstrates-hes-the-embarrassing-crazy-uncle-while-telling-a-crazy-story-about-his-uncle-n3786741

Anything to disagree with in here? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NPR Scandal Should Kill Taxpayer-Funded Broadcasting [...] There are really two problems here, not one, and they go well beyond one journalist's resignation. The first is political bias, which is a problem at all "elite" networks and newspapers, where "hard news" is heavily slanted. The second is that some of these outlets, notably NPR, PBS (the Public Broadcasting System) and their local affiliates, receive taxpayer funding. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/04/18/npr_scandal_should_kill_taxpayer-funded_broadcasting_150810.html

Pursuant to the above, which refers merely to monkeys, not apes: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toronto Zoo Asks Guests To Please Stop Showing Gorillas Their Cell Phones [...] Even though gorillas are some of the most intelligent mammals on earth, and they have demonstrated a range of cognitive abilities, including memory, attention, and reasoning, they are still capable of becoming slaves to cell phones just like humans. [...] https://pethelpful.com/pet-news/toronto-zoo-cell-phones-gorillas

Zoo Marmosets Get Hold of a Phone and Total Cuteness Ensues [...] A zookeeper accidentally (or maybe on purpose) left their phone recording in the marmoset enclosure. The monkeys noticed it and wanted to check the strange device out. Watch them as they get up close and personal with the phone [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zoo-marmosets-hold-phone-total-160000398.html

Your question was answered in your previous thread:

180 days from the medical exam.

There are a lot to remember! See the comparison, as compiled by our fine member Crazy Cat: K-1 More expensive than CR-1 Requires Adjustment of Status after marriage (expensive and requires a lot of paperwork) Spouse cannot leave the US until she/he receives approved Advance Parole (approx 6-8 months) Spouse cannot work until she/he receives EAD (approx 6-8 months) Some people have had problems with driver licenses, Social Security cards, leases, bank account during this period Spouse will not receive Green Card for many months after Adjustment of Status is filed. A K-1 might be a better choice when 18-21 year old children are immigrating also In some situations, marriage can affect certain Home country benefits, making a K-1 a better choice A denied K-1 is sent back to USCIS to expire CR-1 Less expensive than K-1 No Adjustment of Status (I-485, I-131, I-765) required. Spouse can immediately travel outside the US Spouse is authorized to work immediately upon arrival. Spouse receives Social Security Card and Green Card within 2 or 3 weeks after entering the US Opening a bank account, getting a driver's license, etc. are very easily accomplished with GC, SS card, and passport. Spouse has legal permanent Resident status IMMEDIATELY upon entry to US.

Well, that's great news, and rather surprising to me, honestly. That Daily Mail article is LONG.

I thought of him afterward and was too lazy to edit, so gracias for the addition. Accordingly, how about: Soros, Schwab, Hillary?

One could not have asked for a more fitting outcome.

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America' WASHINGTON, D.C. — After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on "Death To America". "This is what the Biden Presidency is all about," announced President Biden as the campaign banner was unfurled. "Death to the Great Satan!" According to sources within the campaign, Biden began considering the slogan after hearing his supporters organically chanting "Death To America" at his speeches. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-official-campaign-slogan-death-to-america

Oops: Columbia University President Accidentally Gives Nazi Salute When Being Sworn In For Congressional Testimony WASHINGTON, D.C. — Further controversy erupted on Capitol Hill today at the start of a hearing on antisemitism on college campuses, as Columbia University president Nemat Shafik accidentally gave a Nazi salute when being sworn in before her congressional testimony. The mix-up occurred as Shafik was asked to raise her right hand to testify about her institution's culture in the face of accusations of hate and discrimination [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-columbia-university-president-accidentally-gives-nazi-salute-when-being-sworn-in-for-congressional-testimony

Judge Announces Trump Will Not Be Permitted To Go To Son's Graduation Or To The Bathroom Until Trial Finished NEW YORK, NY — Public sentiment was deeply divided on the subject of former President Donald Trump's criminal trial after the presiding judge announced Trump would not be permitted to go to his son's graduation or to the bathroom until the trial was finished. The unorthodox decree to refuse Trump's right to use the men's room at any point over the next several months was met with both praise and criticism from different corners of the media, with Trump vowing to meet the requirement despite his disagreement with it. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-announces-trump-will-not-be-permitted-to-go-to-sons-graduation-or-to-the-bathroom-until-trial-finished

People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA U.S. — As the debate over the gender wage gap among professional basketball players raged on, people who were angry about low WNBA salaries proudly declared they were prepared to do anything necessary to bring about change except for watching WNBA games. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/people-angry-about-low-wnba-salaries-prepared-to-do-anything-except-watch-wnba

There's a Serious Problem With Joe Biden's 'Uncle Eaten By Cannibals' Story [...] he repeated two lies during this visit: one involved Trump calling those killed at Normandy "losers" and "suckers," and this weird story about how "Uncle Bosie" was shot down during World War II and eaten by cannibals [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/04/17/biden-repeats-another-lie-about-donald-trump-in-scranton-visit-n2637936

Whistleblower Alleges Biden Is Endangering American Forces in Niger An American serviceman filed a whistleblower report, alleging that Joe Biden is placing American troops in harm's way by refusing to withdraw from the African nation of Niger. Niger has undergone a seismic change in political leadership, as there was a military coup in 2023. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/04/17/whistleblower-alleges-biden-is-putting-american-forces-in-harms-way-in-niger-n2637950

Boeing Engineer: 'I Was Told, Frankly, to Shut Up.' [...] The testimony offered here is alarming. Mr. Salehpour, who is still employed by Boeing, testified to having seen Boeing employees "jump up and down" on parts of aircraft under production to make the parts fit, instead of the more secure and time-consuming process of "shimming" the parts, which means to insert thin strips of metal to produce the proper fit. Another whistleblower, Ed Pierson, a former Boeing engineer, testified that records do exist of the Boeing worker who installed the door plug that blew off a Boeing 737 MAX airplane over Oregon in January, stating that he had personally turned those records over to the FBI. The FBI has not commented on the matter. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/04/17/boeing-engineer-i-was-told-frankly-to-shut-up-n2172920

Bonobo a-go-go. Bonobo a-no-no. Central Chimpanzee = the ultimate.

NPR Whistleblower Uri Berliner Resigns From His Job, Blames 'Disparagement by New CEO' Katherine Maher It seems that National Public Radio won't have Uri Berliner to kick around anymore. After having apparently been handed a five day unpaid suspension from his job as editor at the business desk, Berliner issued a statement on Twitter this morning offering his resignation from NPR after 25 years of service. [...] https://twitchy.com/coucy/2024/04/17/uri-berliner-resigns-from-npr-n2395204

Sorry that this happened. Probably better than trying to appeal these results would be to immerse her in English. Do whatever it takes -- recorded learning programs, TV with subtitles, tutoring, absolutely anything. She can do it.

Every country south of the U.S. is, with the possible exception of Chile. Yes -- one big honkin' binder clip is perfect.

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Went to Costco for Many (2+1) items, list we man. Returned with Many (2+2+1) items, found one that we didn't spot last time man. This turned out to be din-din, see below man. Lunch was the Costco hot dog + Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. A blessedly uninterrupted siesta was then taken, zzz we man. After skool, took Mini-B. to CVS to buy "Native" shampoo & body-warsh, satisfied wee man man. By doing so, we got $Many ($2+2+1) in ExtraBucks, financially savvy we man. Din-din was not on our list, spontaneous we man. The item spotted at Costco was Mediterranean-spiced beef kebabs, on sale man. This + nuked mixed vegetables = din-din, easiest prep ever man. Mini-B. and we were very well pleased, ingest Two Guys man. Threw football with Mini-B. out back for several minutes, fun and Oh Our Body man. Movie night was Happy Gilmore, quite good man. Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We are now up to Many (2x2x2) for the week, almost certain to reach double digits man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man. It was a pretty good day, conclude we man.

Other investigators are pretty good, but Paul Sperry leaves them in the dust.