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Cybertrucks Are A Disaster Now, But Winter Will Be A Nightmare. Here's Why Cybertruck Owners Should Be Worried Since its release, Tesla's Cybertruck has generated much discussion due to its daring design and robust build quality. However, now that it's actually on the road, the reality is turning out to be far less amazing than the anticipation. [...] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cybertrucks-disaster-now-winter-nightmare-144129571.html

Scientists develop first-of-its-kind method that could completely transform how we manage cattle: 'It's completely out of the box' Changing the cattle microbiome could change the world, which is what this group of researchers is counting on. The University of California at Davis and Innovative Genomics Institute are working to engineer the ruminants' stomachs so they don't produce the potent planet-warming gas methane, as The Washington Post detailed. Because two cows emit as much methane as an average car, the animals are responsible for 4% of global pollution every year. Methane is 80 times more powerful than carbon dioxide in the heating of Earth and accounts for 30% of rising global temperatures, the Post reported. [...] "The cow burps methane out into the atmosphere, warming the planet and helping spur heat waves, flooding, and powerful storms." [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/scientists-develop-first-kind-method-023000564.html

These are great and very fair questions. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Debate: Questions Kamala Harris Must Be Asked [...] the burden of proof should be far higher for Harris given that she was elevated to nominee status by the backroom machinations of powerbrokers, rather than citizens voting. In fact, Harris has never earned a single caucus or primary vote for president, neither in 2020, nor in 2024. Given that she came out of the Democratic Party apparatus that dominates California, in point of fact Harris has not faced serious scrutiny in her entire political career, ever. [...] If ABC News wants to find a professional conscience on behalf of the profession of journalism, then these queries really should flow from the moderators, Linsey Davis and David Muir. But if ABC forgoes that ethical obligation, then President Trump should enter the debate hall ready to validly confront Harris on the following key dozen questions: [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/09/06/debate_questions_kamala_harris_must_be_asked_151568.html

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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Casa-healthcare place called with news of new nooser & aide for Uncle T-B., coming next week man. Pressure-warsh dude came early, self-caffeinate in a hurry we man. Dude did back patio, front drive/sidewalks, & some front panels of casa, adios mildew man. Very nice job at fair price, satisfied we man. We did have to replace patio items after pavement dried, oh our back man. Pavement glows even under streetlights, good move by we man man. Breakfast/lunch was a ham sandwich, indict it and ingest we man. Groceried at Aldi after final ES, quite proximal man. We strongly recommend Aldi-ing first, then filling in at other stores, financially savvy we man. Upon return, serviced indignant miu, Where's My Lunch Daddy miu man. Briefly entertained idea of mow-lawning, intermittent rain quashed that man. Weekend weather supposed to be dry and spectacular, Texas weather Many man. (Another ####### hurricane is possible midweek, we man.) Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. A wonderful and much-needed siesta was then taken, zzz we man. We de-tagged Mini-B.'s clothes from Tuesday and our pants from today's ES, de-tag we man. They shall be warshered on Saturday, anticipate we man. Miu burrowed into pile of clothes with great interest, investigatory miu man. Moved current bedroom lamp (with balky knob) to other nightstand, transfer we man. Tried to install new lamp from today's ES, first dislodge investigatory miu from nightstand we man. New lamp was quietly sold to us at half-price on first day of sale, wonderful ES amigo/amiga man. We are very happy with new lamp, exactly what we wanted man. Now we don't have to return to other ES to get pair of older lamps, save much driving man. While up-cleaning previously, we found a gift card for Panera Bread, never been there man. We have no idea how much is on the card or what the menu at PB is, no and no man. We think that a PB isn't far, so maybe we will investigate, investigatory we man. With partial enthusiasm, we have itineraried 1 GS and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. The GS is proximal, and the ESs are farther but close to each other, decision tomorrow man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Out of the sun but still in the heat. Keep it away from manuals, important papers, etc. Maybe seal it in a quart-sized plastic slider-bag with about an eighth-inch open space. Mrs. T-B. once had some girl-type cosmetic liquid explode in her glove box, and she wasn't very happy, shall we say.

The courtroom proceedings about this might be splenetic. Thought: The patient was livered, and then he was de-livered.

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.

Maybe she's trans, because she's properly the czarina/tsarina if female.

Friday ES report, see man: We attended Many (2+2) of the Many (2+2+1) ESs, last one timed out man. Many (2+1) of these Many (2+2) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- 2 dress pants, 1 jeans shorts = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- NIP study lamp, Many-outlet ([2+2+2]-outlet) extension plug = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1), deal man -- large table lamp = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2+2)

And they never really leave home, no man.

I'd say use up your leftover pesos as you can, and tip with U.S. dollars without a second thought.

Trump Prepares For Debate Against Kamala By Going To Bar And Arguing With Drunks ORLANDO, FL — Sources close to Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump report that the former president is preparing for his upcoming debate with Kamala Harris as realistically as possible: by going to wine bars and arguing with drunk people. "Yes, it's true, I did come up with this great way to practice for Kamala," Trump explained to several staffers. "I thought to myself, 'Donald, where would Kamala Harris most like to be in the world, do you think?' I kid you not — and I thought [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-debate-against-kamala-by-going-to-wine-bar-and-arguing-with-drunks

Hamas Excited To Learn Killing Israelis Somehow Makes Biden Condemn Israel GAZA — After news broke over the weekend that the bodies of several executed hostages were recently discovered in Gaza by Israeli Defense Forces, the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas was reportedly excited to learn that killing Israelis somehow makes U.S. President Joe Biden condemn Israel. Biden joined multiple heads of state in issuing stern statements warning Israel of potential consequences due to Hamas killing Israeli captives while still holding over 100 more hostages. "Israel is clearly out of line," Biden said in a statement to reporters that also reminded everyone he was still the U.S. president. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-excited-to-learn-killing-israelis-somehow-makes-biden-condemn-israel

FBI Says They Were Just About To Get The School Shooter But They Had To Take Care Of A Few Dangerous Pro-Life Protestors First ARLINGTON, VA — Official FBI sources recently stepped forward to apologize for the Bureau's tardiness in stopping a school shooter, as they were all wrapped up taking care of a few dangerous pro-life protestors at the time. Agent Jim Dolon, who is tasked with tracking and stopping mass shooters, said that the Bureau was really, really backlogged sorting through all the dangerous pro-lifers when the school shooting happened. "I'm gonna be honest — my bad," Dolon said, shaking his head. "But do keep in mind that we almost had that shooter. We were so close — we just had to catch and imprison a bunch of dangerous pro-life people who were doing horrible, dangerous things like [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-says-they-were-just-about-to-get-the-school-shooter-but-they-had-to-take-care-of-a-few-dangerous-pro-life-protestors-first

Oh, this has zingers in it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FBI Assures Public The Next Ten Mass Shooters Are Also On Their Radar QUANTICO, VA — Following yet another violent tragedy that took innocent young lives, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured the public that the next ten mass shooters were also on their radar. Citizens expressed confusion after the FBI admitted that the latest shooter was someone the agency was aware of. Still, an FBI spokesman promised the American people that not only was this shooter on the bureau's radar, but the next ten perpetrators of mass casualty were as well. "The public can rest easy knowing that we're fully aware of the next several shooters," said FBI Special Agent Owen Gaffney. "We have multiple individuals under close surveillance at this time, and we are confident that each of them will eventually become a mass murderer. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-public-the-next-ten-mass-shooters-are-also-on-their-radar

After Motorcade Involved In Fender Bender, Tim Walz Adds Purple Heart To Resume MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz has just added another distinguished award to his already impressive military resume. According to sources, the battle-hardened veteran awarded himself a Purple Heart after his motorcade was involved in a fender bender yesterday. While sources say that the incident was "relatively minor," as Walz had accidentally bumped into a parked car, the Minnesota governor decided it was a good enough opportunity for him to spiff up his military career just a little more. "I, Tim Walz, for my outstanding bravery and courage in the face of suffering slight back pain as a result of rear-ending another person's parked car, do hereby award myself the Purple Medal for Distinguished Valor or something," Walz reportedly intoned [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-motorcade-involved-in-fender-bender-tim-walz-adds-purple-heart-to-resume

You Will Never Understand How Evil They Are Those who grew up in normative Western homes will never understand the evil and depravity of Muslim terrorists. The execution last week of six Israeli hostages, including one American citizen, is a microcosm of the evil that is truly defining of Islamic terror. Those who applaud Hamas on campus and go so far as to wear their headgear or demand, "Intifada Revolution," for the most part do not comprehend the depths of moral sickness of those whom they so enthusiastically support. Way back in the 1970s, there used to be NFL advertisements, "You Make the Call!" They would show a short play and then give you a few seconds to decide if a receiver was inbounds or if a hit involved roughing the passer and the like. Then they would come back to give us the actual answer. So let's try to put ourselves into the tunnel where Hamas terrorists murdered the young Israelis. Israel just found the shaft to that tunnel: it's in a children's room with animal paintings on the wall and toys on the floor. The Nazis couldn't touch these guys for evil. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/alanjosephbauer/2024/09/06/you-will-never-understand-how-evil-they-are-n2644363

WHOA! FBI Raids Homes of NYPD Commish Edward Caban, Eric Adams' Top Aides [...] Now, we learn of multiple raids conducted by the FBI on Wednesday at the homes of New York City Mayor Eric Adams' top aides, as well as that of NYPD Commissioner Edward Caban: [...] https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2024/09/05/whoa-fbi-raids-homes-of-nypd-commish-edward-caban-eric-adams-top-aides-n2178959

Here's an excellent analysis of the plea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Would Hunter Biden Enter a Straight-Up Guilty Plea With No Deal? His Explanation, and More [...] While Alford pleas are rare, it's even rarer for a defendant to straight-up plead guilty to every single count they're charged with and without any concessions from prosecutors on punishment - especially when that defendant could face 17 years in prison and $1.35 million in fines. [...] https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2024/09/06/hunter-biden-releases-statement-claiming-prosecutors-wanted-to-dehumanize-him-so-he-pled-guilty-n2178975

Li'l Crackpipe pleaded purely to keep Bidementia's secrets from coming out. Li'l Crackpipe does not intend to serve any of the prospective 15 years in prison. Bidementia will pardon him, now or later. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hunter: On Second Thought, I'm *Actually* Guilty [...] Hunter has abandoned the Alford plea, and will now just enter a guilty plea and acknowledge that his behavior was indeed criminal: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/09/05/hunter-on-second-thought-im-guilty-n3794107

Excuse Me? ABC News May Change Rules of Debate to Help Kamala Harris [...] CNN reports that ABC News may be willing to bend the rules to help Kamala during the debate. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/05/abc-news-might-change-rules-of-debate-to-help-kamala-harris-n4932260

How much less-than-zero excuse is there for this idiocy? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida Doctor Allegedly Removed Patient's Liver Instead of Spleen, Killing Him An Alabama man entered a Florida hospital for a procedure to remove his spleen. On Aug. 21, medical records provided to USA Today by Zarzaur Law show that "Dr. Thomas Shaknovsky performed a hand-assisted laparoscopic splenectomy procedure on William "Bill" Bryan, 70, from Muscle Shoals, Alabama." Bryan's widow claims that Shaknovsky mistakenly removed his liver instead of his spleen. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/09/05/florida-doctor-allegedly-removed-patients-liver-instead-of-spleen-killing-him-n4932279

Wella, wella -- the truth comes out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Secret Video: Manhattan Attorney's Office Spokesman Says Bragg's Case Against Trump is 'Nonsense' It has been obvious right from the beginning that Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg's case against Trump was a half-baked mélange of wild exaggeration, unwarranted conclusions, and legal sleight of hand, all in pursuit of allowing Bragg's fellow Democrats to intone sanctimoniously that Trump was a "convicted felon." In a refreshing twist, however, now a top spokesman for Bragg's own home base, the Manhattan U.S. Attorney's Office, has admitted as much, calling Bragg's case "nonsense." As of this writing on Thursday afternoon, the poor fellow is not yet looking for new employment, but he may be soon. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/09/05/secret-video-manhattan-attorneys-office-spokesman-says-braggs-case-against-trump-is-nonsense-n4932284