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Thrilling Sunday non-ES report, see man: Mini-B. and we were completely trashed, zzz late but still not enough Two Guys man. Mama T-B. consented to a later multigenerational caucus, consent senior she man. Breakfast/lunch was Yakitori chicken rice from Costco, ingest din-din item for lunch Two Guys man. We eventually conquered our Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Mini-B. played an on-line game with an amigo for several hours, decompress wee man man. We managed to grab a less-than-regulation siesta, restorative as far as it went man. The big agenda items were AFV and Sunday Night Football, agree Two Guys man. The unmet weekly goal was to achieve minimum quota of popcorns, agree Two Guys man. We needed Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls, daunting man. Mini-B. requested popcorn for din-din, agree we man with wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came halfway through AFV, si man. Ex-she man was highly interested in sharing the popcorn, OK man. Popcorn was consumed through the rest of AFV and the first half of football, si man. Ultimately, Many (2+2+2) popcorn bowls were consumed, ingest Two Guys and ex-she man and man. During halftime, Nerf football was energetically played in the living room, si man. The question of who would up-clean the dried miu-barf was unresolved**, obstinate Two Guys man. **"It's your casa, si man!" argued wee man **"Miu is your sister, si man!" argued we man **"Why should I clean it up if I didn't do it, huh man?" argued wee man **"Since when do you do anything useful around here, huh man?" argued we man **"Are you going to make any more popcorn, huh man?" asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. man After this Nerfball, ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. We then dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. Miu wonders where Big Brudduh went, explanations are fruitless man. No plans for Monday, no man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Sunday ES report, see man: We visited and should/shouldn't have, si and no and see man. The ES, in a poorly staged sales environment, yielded the take, see man: -- partial pack disposable razors, 2 Many-watt light bulbs = $1, deal man Total = $1, but see below man Coming out of a room door, we stumbled over a leaning stack of picture frames, partial blockage man. These tipped over and a couple broke, shattering news man. The ES company said that we were responsible and must pay $Many ($2x2x2 +2), si and we man. We replied that these should not have partially blocked the door so people might trip over them, no man. They replied that "a customer must have done it, because we sure didn't, si and no man," we man. After some back-&-forth, they settled on $Many ($2+2+1), better but still we man. We were off-urinated, * we man. *one for each buck lost, we man We are unimpressed with this ES co., we man.

DNA analysis upends long-held assumptions about Pompeii victims' final moments Ancient DNA has revealed surprises about the identities of some people who perished in the ancient Roman town of Pompeii after a volcanic eruption, overturning misconceptions about their genetic relationships, ancestry and sex. When Mount Vesuvius erupted in AD 79, the volcano spewed hot, lethal gases and ash into the air, slowly killing most of the city's population. Ash and volcanic rock called pumice then covered Pompeii and its residents, preserving scenes of the victims of the city's destruction like an eerie time capsule. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/ancient-dna-rewrites-stories-people-113730479.html

Liberals are typically clueless and censorious, and they fall for their own misinformation. Can you believe this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Does No One Understand the Real Reason Trump Won? I've had a lot of conversations since Tuesday revolving around the question of why Donald Trump won. The economy and inflation. Kamala Harris didn't do this or that. Sexism and racism. The border. That trans-inmate ad that ran a jillion times. And so on. These conversations have usually proceeded along lines where people ask incredulously how a majority of voters could have believed this or that. Weren't they bothered that Trump is a convicted felon? An adjudicated rapist? Didn't his invocation of violence against Liz Cheney, or 50 other examples of his disgusting imprecations, obviously disqualify him? And couldn't they see that Harris, whatever her shortcomings, was a fundamentally smart, honest, well-meaning person who would show basic respect for the Constitution and wouldn't do anything weird as president? The answer is obviously no—not enough people were able to see any of those things. At which point people throw up their hands and say, "I give up." But this line of analysis requires that we ask one more question. And it's the crucial one: Why didn't a majority of voters see these things? And understanding the answer to that question is how we start to dig out of this tragic mess. The answer is [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/why-does-no-one-understand-152523953.html

Sad: Liberal Forced To Have Second Meltdown After Forgetting To Press Record BURBANK, CA — Liberal woman Marcie Galveston was forced to film herself having a second post-election meltdown this week after she realized she forgot to hit the record button on her phone the first time around. "WHY??? WHY?????" screeched Galveston, tears running down her cheeks. "I'm shaking, I'm so terrified! Look what you did, you sick freaks! I'm literally no longer safe as a woman, are you happy? I just can't believe over half the country is so RACIST and SEXIST and… oh wait a second. My phone isn't on. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-forced-to-have-2nd-meltdown-after-forgetting-to-press-record

Harris Staffers Furious Over Post-Election Pep Talk: 'Detached From Reality' Kamala Harris' staffers were left angry and frustrated by attempts by the vice president and her campaign leaders to sugarcoat their election nightmare. Harris was blasted for her "happy talk" after an all-in call on Thursday night to thank exhausted campaign workers. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/opinion-harris-staffers-furious-over-162201566.html

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Years ago, someone said that Muslims would become peaceful and jihad would end if civilized countries banded together and dropped planeloads and planeloads of Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler magazines over all Muslim territory.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man: We did not ES or GS, no and no man. Got Mini-B. to Band at o'dark-Many, cruel & unusual punishment man. On way back, we groceried and scored many deals, financially savvy we man. Despite caffeination, we went back to bed at half-past Many and zzz'd till noon, zzz we man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. We up-picked Mini-B. at Many p.m., plan man. He needed to return half an hour earlier than initially advertised, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. caravanned us up there, chauffeur we man and wee man ex-she man man. Her driving has not improved and has arguably regressed, high blood pressure we man. In addition, she forgot her wallet with driver's license, ex-she man man. Concert was quite good, proficient wee Banders man. Mini-B.'s group was first, so we got to leave first, boon man. Mini-B. insisted on Sonic for din-din, insist wee man man. We and ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted Mexican, insist we and ex-she man man. We compromised by first going to Sonic, ingest wee man. We then went to a Mexican place, ingest we man and ex-she man. We consumed part of a bowl of cheaps, rice/beans, and grilled chicken breast, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. consumed cheaps, rice, salad, and beef fajitas, ingest ex-she man. Mini-B. finished his Sonic and consumed cheaps, ingest wee man. The bill, with tip, was $Many ($4 Manyzen + $2) -- si man, $Many ($4 Manyzen + $2) -- we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. gave us $Many ($2x2x2x2 +1), partial defrayment man. We think that she forgets her wallet on purpose, conclude we man. At the casa, Mini-B. immediately computer-gamed with amigo, 2 hours of same man. We had to yell at him to start bedtime preparations, yell we man at wee man man. It is one hour before midnight, and he still isn't embedded, no man. Sunday visit to Mama T-B. postponed till another day, fatigue on all sides man. We might visit the one ES, still open Sunday and exceptionally proximal man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man. Going to be hard or impossible to achieve double-digit Costco popcorns for the week, sigh and man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

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Anne Frank Museum Closed To Tourists As 1000 Jews Currently Hiding In Attic AMSTERDAM — The Anne Frank House, a historic landmark with attached museum, announced today that it was currently closed to tourists following a slew of anti-semitic attacks in the area, leading to a sudden influx of approximately 1,000 Jews hiding in the building's attic. "Sorry, folks, the museum is closed," Museum Curator Ezekiel Steinberg said. "We are, uh, beyond capacity. But don't worry, as soon as it's safe for Jews to come out of hiding again, we'll open back up." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/anne-frank-museum-closed-to-tourists-as-1000-jews-currently-hiding-in-attic

I especially like #1, #6, & #9. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Nation Is Healing: 9 Miraculous Events Since Trump Won The Election Our long national nightmare is over. Donald Trump has been elected president again and life in the United States — and, indeed, the world — will never be the same again. Need further proof? Consider this selection of undeniable miracles that have taken place in just the short time since Trump won the election. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-nation-is-healing-9-miraculous-events-since-trump-won-the-election

Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump's victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O'Donnell vowed to continue her sex strike that has already reached 38 years. O'Donnell made the vow in a video released on social media, promising to carry on her abstinence well past 40 years and into a fifth decade in an effort to show her outrage at Trump's re-election. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rosie-odonnell-vows-to-continue-38-year-sex-strike

To Protest Trump, Liberal Women Vow To Abstain From Casual Sex, Start Attending Church, Get Married, And Start Families [...] A new social trend known as the "4B" movement directed women to abstain from having sex with men to protest the election. Liberal women quickly took to the movement after learning Trump had won the election and pledged to stick it to conservatives by choosing to live the type of lifestyle conservatives encourage women to pursue. "Yeah! Take that MAGATS!" liberal woman Sarah Ostler said. "We're gonna make you guys pay, bigtime. I hereby [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protest-trump-liberal-women-vow-to-abstain-from-casual-sex-start-attending-church-get-married-and-start-families

FBI Staff Granted Grieving Day For Election Results U.S. — All staff members at the Federal Bureau of Investigation were granted a special "Grieving Day" on Friday so they could take time off to be with their families and mourn the results of the 2024 presidential election. FBI Director Christopher Wray made the surprise announcement that agents and other staff nationwide would get a three-day weekend after he failed to come in to work himself. "How could anyone be expected to work during such a tragic time?" Wray said. "This is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-staff-granted-grieving-day-for-election-results

Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday [...] "It's the greatest, most beautiful date on the calendar," Trump said in the statement. "As soon as I take office, we will honor the PATRIOTS and GREAT AMERICANS who demonstrated their loyalty to our AMAZING COUNTRY on JANUARY 6. These wonderful people are some of our nation's greatest heroes — far greater than the Avengers, I must say." Several prominent Democrats, including Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who died several times during the Jan 6 riot at the Capitol, immediately came forward to protest Trump's plan. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-declare-january-6-a-national-holiday

Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment WASHINGTON, D.C. — Early reports from Capitol Hill indicated that President-Elect Donald Trump's upcoming second term was already off to a contentious start, with Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi reportedly drafting articles of impeachment against him for his involvement in the 2024 presidential election. "He won, and that's against the law," Pelosi said. "And, quite frankly, he's admitted it. He's admitted to winning the election, but no one is above the law." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-begins-drafting-articles-of-impeachment

Welcome to the forum! Bear in mind that weekends are typically slower for responses. However, I'm confident that you'll get help when people see your thread. Good luck.

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man: After skooling Mini-B., decided to mow front lawn, rain forecast man. First, we dug up* a Manycade-old tree stump, moderately hard man. *with use of shovel bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man Early during mow-lawning, several Manyzen fat raindrops began falling, hurry we man That was all the rain for the day, got job done we man. Two sweatbands were used, one job one recovery man. As we sat recovering under ceiling fan, miu sat on our lap, fluffy purring lap-miu man. It was nearly noon, and we skipped eating before ES-ing, probable mistake man. After last ES, passed by a Golden Corral, danger man when hungry man. We consumed 2 plates heaped with pot roast & beef liver, ingest we man. We consumed a Many'rd plate heaped with 'roni 'za, ingest we man. We do not want to weigh ourself tonight, no man. This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, efficient we man. We arrived at the casa just in time for a nearly regulation-length siesta, zzz we man. We had to retrieve Mini-B., feed him rapidly, and get him to Band rehearsal, remote hyskool man. A fire alarm at his skool delayed dismissal, man. We wove, like an illegitimate male child, through evening peak traffic to get Mini-B. there, maniac we man. We were successful, si man. Upon return to the casa, we decided on a second near-regulation siesta, zzz again we man. We left early enough to gas the T-B.-mobile at Costco, appropriate timing man. Mini-B. upbeat after the night's rehearsal, upbeat wee man. He wanted Dairy Queen for a late din-din, no coupons there but oh well man. Drive-through chica was a blinkin' idiot, hose our order man. We had to wait for Many (2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2) -- minutes for our order, park and wait man. Order was still hosed but we were too steamed to argue further, steamed we man. We further hosed our diet when Mini-B. couldn't finish his order, stuffed Two Guys man. We have itineraried an ES and possibly a citywide GS for Saturday, day not all ours man. We must get Mini-B. to remote hyskool by half-of-half after Many (2x2x2) a.m., anathema man! Then we must up-pick him at Many (or half-past, or half-of-half-past), man. We must rush him to the casa for a quick din-din, then rush him back dressed for concert, man. And we just got his skool Progress Report, scrutinize we man. He has an A in Band & P.E., of course the most crucial courses man. He has a (low) B in Spanish, took this class purely to have an easy A from it man. He has a C in History & Science, chiefly from late assignments man. He is failing English & Non-P-Math, purely from late assignments man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. says to quit going aysheep and let him learn consequences on his own, yeah right man. Honors Band was the mistake of a lifetime, man. No party with the rubias again tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday ES report, see man: We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, had to wait till Friday morn to do so man. Each ES yielded the take, see man: -- toucans chicken noodle soup; 2 bottles Vitamin C (1 NIP) = $2x2x2 +1 + half + half-of-half a buck), deal man -- seemingly new luxury bath towel = free, heavenly man -- ~full bottle Goldwell conditioner, 2 cuticle scissors, hankie = $2 + half-of-half a buck, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

Good post if we overlook the (minor) P-Math errors, si DA man. We are still mystified by the record-low Halloween traffic this year, really strange man. The key to leftover candy is to have something that you kinda like but won't pig out on, si and no man. Sounds like a fun and well-timed mini-trip, si DA man.

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It has been proposed that Bidementia will indeed pardon Trump, then pardon Li'l Crackpipe. But if Jack Smith is dropping the prosecutions, the former action will carry less weight. And Federal pardons don't affect State cases.