Neonred

Who uses those things anymore?

Were they cute? How many Polish Commie-babes do you have?

The better new radar detectors will filter out the radar used on new cars. I'm using a Uniden R7 and the latest firmware I recently downloaded added some new filters. The bigger problem, especially in GA on I-95, is laser speed detection. Really need (expensive) laser jammers. I'm not ready to spend over $1000 just for that.

Especially for the scheduled Presidential debates in September and October.

I think a lock down until after the November election is in order.

I feel like I am living in a zoo. We always have a lot of rabbits around the house, and today I saw the smallest bunny I can remember seeing. Yesterday I saw a tortoise in the far back yard that is living under an old "parts" car. He was well out in the clear and I wanted to get a picture of him but left my cell phone in the house. Ran back to the house to get the phone and ran back to where he was, no more than a minutes time, and he was long gone. Couldn't believe it. Well today I saw him again today and as soon as he saw/heard me he turned around and VERY RAPIDLY returned to his hiding place. Never knew a tortoise could "run" that fast. Yesterday I found a black snake entering my garage. Shooed it away. My bad for leaving garage doors open. Today the doors were open as I was starting to clear out an area of the garage where there are boxes, tools, etc, and what did I see? A pair of black snakes in the garage. Looks like I am hosting a family of snakes. 😲 Then there is another issue with a bumper crop of poison ivy this year. I'll start working on that problem next weekend. FYI, when you run over poison ivy with your lawn mower it just spreads like crazy.

Wow, you are so lucky. Those are rare and pretty much impossible to find in my area.

Well, it's May and that means several things to me. First, it's the first weekend which means Derby weekend. Near and dear to my heart having gone to dental school and done residency in Louisville many, many years ago (note I was careful not to trigger TBoneTX). Secondly it means most of our snowbirds are finally headed north and soon we will be getting our town back. Third it means time to start preparing for hurricane season. Will be checking generators and supplies and start restocking gasoline reserves.

I'll be interested to know how well you do on your Inglish paper!

Seems like YOU should be home schooling him, si man!

I see now where CiCi's pizza has a Monday and Tuesday special. $4.99 Just in time for the Derby weekend

Nothing really new here. It's been going on for many years.

You didn't specify they needed to be attractive. You know what they say, an ugly fat one will never leave you...

Well, as a friend just trying to help you out...

Found a cutie for you.

I'm sure it's easier than climbing stairs.

Holy pepperoni! I couldn't stash that many slices in my stomach, left leg, right leg, and all my pockets! Here we go again...

When you have your medical be sure to get a copy of your DS 3025 form that documents your completed vaccinations. This may save you from needing to make an appointment, pay the fee, and find a civil surgeon in the US to sign off.

Which embassy would you try to do this through?

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The BK double cheeseburger was my go to burger at the end of a long hard night of heavy drinking back in my undergrad days at the U of South Carolina in Columbia. Then I went on to dental school in Louisville KY and was introduced to White Castle sliders. Now that's a sack of "burgers" that keeps on giving for a couple of days, both coming and going.

Oh, at first I thought you were talking about tires....a spare Dunlop tire...just above the waistline.

Guess we will be seeing that one on the Car Chase channel over on Pluto TV. Couldn't believe there was a channel dedicated strictly to car chases in the LA area. Somehow I found myself wasting too much time watching this ridiculous channel, but I guess it's like watching a train wreck.

Reminds me of the time I was driving from Darlington SC back to Columbia in my '71 Dodge Dart (please don't laugh). I had just gotten a fancy new "radar detector", Bearcat was the brand. I also was doing at least 10 over and that darn new radar detector kept making noise and I thought there was something wrong with it. Just about that time I saw the cop in the median. Sure enough he pulled out to track me down. I slowed right down and pulled that detector off the dash. He followed right behind me for a couple of miles but didn't pull me over. Only thing I could figure was that he was a SC fan and liked all the stupid bumper stickers I had on the back of the car. "Go Gamecocks" and "Rednecks turn orange in the fall". One thing I'm sure of is that he wasn't a Clemson fan. That would have been '78 or '79.

Someone has a large capacity cast iron stomach.