Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,820]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awoke unwillingly at o'dark-Many, anathema to all civilization man.

Saw energy trucks assembled on street, Looks Like We Got Us a Convoy man.

Mini-B. breakfasted on Aldi-knockoff Lucky Charms, cereal-killer wee man man.

Got ourself & Mini-B. out the door at one minute before Many (2x2x2) a.m., just beat it man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, drop we man wee man with ex-she man man.

Continued to first ES, quite a good one man.

Continued to second ES, very long T-B.-mobile trip man.

On the way, saw big backup on opposite side of freeway, intense man.

A Many-wheeler ([2x2x2x2 +2]-wheeler) had run off the road and caught fire, wow man.

We were pleased not to be impeded, straightforward journey for we man man.

 

Second ES in smallish town where we'd never been, first time man.

This ES quite a good one, extremely reasonable prices man.

Everyone in town exceptionally friendly, small-town denizens they man.

 

Lunch was at Jack in the Box*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, F$WM

Stopped at their Dollar General, clean up** we man.

     **and get $Many-off-$Many coupon for a Saturday visit, F$WM

 

Got more than half-a-Manyzen phone calls, use up phone battery man.

Half were from Mama T-B., Where Are You Why Didn't You Call Here Are Your Orders man.  

Siding/windows guy wants to start on Monday, finally man.   

Rest of calls were unnecessary recorded updated about power-outage, we KNOW man.

 

Headed straight from smallish town to Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.

Avoided first route with burning Many-wheeler***, savvily itinerant we man.

     ***still active scene hours later, wow man

En route, got calls/texts that energy repairs were complete, not even Many (2+2) hours for them man.

 

Mama T-B. kept us for 2 hours, duties lectures worries aysheeping man.

We were patient until she asked for another closet inventory, egad man.

This upset Mama T-B., we felt badly at our unrestraint man.

We were dismissed with exhaustively repeated orders to perform multiple duties, shellshocked we man.

First duty (down-tracking a mysterious deposit on bank statement) took Many (2+1) hours, kid you not we man.

This is still not done to Mama T-B.'s satisfaction, no and   man.

 

Finally up-picked Mini-B., Many p.m. man.

Mini-B. immediately gamed with amigo, doing this for hours so far man.

We siesta'd like a dead thing, dead-zzz we man.

 

Din-din was the traditional Friday Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. wanted to game instead of movie night,  man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs for Saturday, all highly local man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,820]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Well the doctor said to get it checked because of the scarring from the hole.

The worst part is it's not the ear that hears the dang CPAP machine from the Hillbilly.

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man D ma'am.

Make Hillbilly zzz and CPAP on other side of bed, si and  and   D ma'am.

Unimaginative CPAP-plagued blown-eardrummed Ontarklar!  Unimaginative, UNIMAGINATIVE CPAP-plagued CPAP-PLAGUED blown-eardrummed BLOWN-EARDRUMMED Ontarklar!