Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,849]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awoke unwillingly at o'dark-Many, anathema to all civilization man.

Saw energy trucks assembled on street, Looks Like We Got Us a Convoy man.

Mini-B. breakfasted on Aldi-knockoff Lucky Charms, cereal-killer wee man man.

Got ourself & Mini-B. out the door at one minute before Many (2x2x2) a.m., just beat it man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, drop we man wee man with ex-she man man.

Continued to first ES, quite a good one man.

Continued to second ES, very long T-B.-mobile trip man.

On the way, saw big backup on opposite side of freeway, intense man.

A Many-wheeler ([2x2x2x2 +2]-wheeler) had run off the road and caught fire, wow man.

We were pleased not to be impeded, straightforward journey for we man man.

 

Second ES in smallish town where we'd never been, first time man.

This ES quite a good one, extremely reasonable prices man.

Everyone in town exceptionally friendly, small-town denizens they man.

 

Lunch was at Jack in the Box*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, F$WM

Stopped at their Dollar General, clean up** we man.

     **and get $Many-off-$Many coupon for a Saturday visit, F$WM

 

Got more than half-a-Manyzen phone calls, use up phone battery man.

Half were from Mama T-B., Where Are You Why Didn't You Call Here Are Your Orders man.  

Siding/windows guy wants to start on Monday, finally man.   

Rest of calls were unnecessary recorded updated about power-outage, we KNOW man.

 

Headed straight from smallish town to Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.

Avoided first route with burning Many-wheeler***, savvily itinerant we man.

     ***still active scene hours later, wow man

En route, got calls/texts that energy repairs were complete, not even Many (2+2) hours for them man.

 

Mama T-B. kept us for 2 hours, duties lectures worries aysheeping man.

We were patient until she asked for another closet inventory, egad man.

This upset Mama T-B., we felt badly at our unrestraint man.

We were dismissed with exhaustively repeated orders to perform multiple duties, shellshocked we man.

First duty (down-tracking a mysterious deposit on bank statement) took Many (2+1) hours, kid you not we man.

This is still not done to Mama T-B.'s satisfaction, no and   man.

 

Finally up-picked Mini-B., Many p.m. man.

Mini-B. immediately gamed with amigo, doing this for hours so far man.

We siesta'd like a dead thing, dead-zzz we man.

 

Din-din was the traditional Friday Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. wanted to game instead of movie night,  man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs for Saturday, all highly local man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,849]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Well the doctor said to get it checked because of the scarring from the hole.

The worst part is it's not the ear that hears the dang CPAP machine from the Hillbilly.

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man D ma'am.

Make Hillbilly zzz and CPAP on other side of bed, si and  and   D ma'am.

Unimaginative CPAP-plagued blown-eardrummed Ontarklar!  Unimaginative, UNIMAGINATIVE CPAP-plagued CPAP-PLAGUED blown-eardrummed BLOWN-EARDRUMMED Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 48,849]

Saturday GS report, see man:

On 1/2/2026 at 9:18 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs for Saturday, all highly local man.

We visited Many (2+1), Many'th one timed out man.

 

The first one was a joke, sigh man.

The second one was phantom,   man.

The Many'rd one yielded the take, see man:

  -- NIP small flashlight with swivel head = $1, deal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 48,849]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

We erranded amidst our GS itinerary, efficient we man.

Tellerette at bank yakked our ear off, causing Many'th GS to time out, oh well man.

We did determine during her yakking that she is married, another one down the tubes man.

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

With use of this culinary weapon, we got Mini-B. to roust his carcass from bed, genius we man.

 

A much-needed siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Mowed front lawn, de-leaf and prepare for siding/windows guys on Monday we man.

One sweatband was consumed, entire job man.

 

Mini-B. wanted Dave's Hot Chicken for din-din, outrageously overpriced man.

We erranded** before this financial waste, efficient we man.

     **including use of $Many-off-$Many coupon at Dollar General, F$WM

Mini-B. din-dinned on Dave's Hot Chicken, ingest wee man.

We din-dinned on onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Movie night was Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2) for the week, quota nicely satisfied and blasted past man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

NFL football at noon Sunday, presumably watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) LLs to conquer, hopefully triumphant we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,849]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, perfect Sunday man.

 

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was cereal, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Watched NFL game, happy outcome and watch Two Guys man.

Instead of popcorn, cheaps & salsa were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

All Many (2+1) LLs conquered, victorious we man.

Warsher dished & must be de-dished, domestic we man.

 

Miu asleep most of day, zzz-ing miu currently on our bed man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up on time, end of Two Guys week man.   

Everyone in Ecu cheering Maduro removal, cheer Ecus man.

Expatriate Venezolanos in Ecu all expect to go back, repatriate Ecu Venezolanos man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. still exhausted from cruise, zero surprise there man.

We gave her most of the knives from Friday's ES, no knives in casa ex-she man man.

 

Din-din was 2 buttered bagels, ingest we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Siding crew comes on Monday morning, must be functional we man.

We must visit Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., visit senior she man and he man we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,849]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

After awful zzz, rousted our carcass to be on time for siding/windows crew, self-roust we man.

We first noticed that a pallet of siding had been dumped on the wrong half of our driveway, uh-oh man.

Our sales rep promptly called the co. to send driver back, responsive he man.

The crew duly appeared, half a Manyzen Mexicans (but from different states) man.

The foreman determined that the materials were not HardiPlank, see and no man.

Furthermore, truck with our windows had broken down, unavailable till afternoon man.

Foreman caucused with rep, caucus they man.

They determined that they should start Tuesday, get all ducks in a row man.

This was fine with us, not their fault man.

 

Rep soon showed up, apologetic he man.

He explained that this siding co. had been lobbying for his business for a full year, finally gave in man.

We said that this wasn't his fault and we weren't off-urinated, no and no man.

We agreed that he should insist on a handsome supplier discount to satisfy infuriated customer, $i man.

He will presumably do this, financially $avvy he man and F$WM man.   

 

Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

We then retired for siesta #1, zzz pretty well we man.

 

Visited Mama T-B. for nearly 2 hours, forlorn weak helpless senior she man man.   

We self-efforted not to make her yell, successful we man.

We then retrieved an Rx for Uncle T-B. and visited him, senior he man man.

Expectant miu then mobbed us upon our exhausted casa-ward return, Feed/Treat/Brush Us Daddy miu man.

 

Din-din was a smorgasbord of random leftover lunch items from Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., ingest all we man.

These included half a tuna sandwich, a chicken tender, a BBQ burger, 2 chicken patties, some fried rice, and 1/Many'th (or less) of a hot dog, ingest we man.

Waste not, want not, conclude financially $avvy we man man.

 

Siesta #2 was then taken, kick displeased miu off our bed before zzz we man.

 

We are trying to research how to renew a Texas State ID for an incapacitated casa-bound individual, si man.

Unbelievably, there's seemingly no advertised or straightforward way to do this, no man.

 

No one has recently asked us about Estranged Aunt T-B.'s estate, ain't going near that thing we man man.

We already received a delinquent bill for $Many,000 from her noosering-casa, send it back we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Siding/windows (presumably) and more Mama T-B. stuff, oh joy but necessary man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,849]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

No overnight zzz again, desperately pained we man.

 

Renovation crew showed up, replace all windows man.

Correct siding was delivered by supplier, finally man.

 

We can't remember a more industrious crew than this one, no man.

They got straight to work and replaced all Manyzen targeted windows, all-day job man.

New windows certainly better than the originals-to-the-casa, improvement man.

They even stripped the siding from one wall, Tyvek sheeting there now man.

 

Miu was absolutely terrified by the noise and commotion, terrified miu man.

Miu hid under our bed until upstairs windows were done, occasional distress-mius uttered man.

Then, we had to coax miu to her litterbox, trepidatious miu man.

It wasn't until the crew left that miu ventured down for miu-food, trepidatious miu man.

We had to brush her before she concluded that all was probably well, PTSD'd miu man.

 

We left briefly for lunch, no choice because kitchen was covered in plastic man.

Lunch was at Jack in the Box*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, F$WM

 

Crew did rather thorough indoor cleanup, protective plastic vacuuming clean-glassing man.

We did have to wipe down all doorknobs and the stair banisters, really grimy man.

They did as much outside cleanup as they could, too, Clean for Gene they man.

 

Din-din was toucans of Chunky chicken noodle soup**, ingest we man.

     **just bought on sale at Dollar General, F$WM

We got no siesta until after dark, deafening all-day racket man.

Siesta lasted probably only Many minutes,   pain man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have a doctor caucus Wednesday at o'dark-Many, get shot up with meat-tenderizer we man.

We must take Mini-B. to skool by 1 p.m. for his make-up Inglish final. chauffeur we man wee man man.

We must retrieve Mini-B. from skool after that, re-chauffeur we man wee man man.

Then we must get on Mama T-B.'s Many,000,000 projects, aysheep senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

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