Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,834]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awoke unwillingly at o'dark-Many, anathema to all civilization man.

Saw energy trucks assembled on street, Looks Like We Got Us a Convoy man.

Mini-B. breakfasted on Aldi-knockoff Lucky Charms, cereal-killer wee man man.

Got ourself & Mini-B. out the door at one minute before Many (2x2x2) a.m., just beat it man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, drop we man wee man with ex-she man man.

Continued to first ES, quite a good one man.

Continued to second ES, very long T-B.-mobile trip man.

On the way, saw big backup on opposite side of freeway, intense man.

A Many-wheeler ([2x2x2x2 +2]-wheeler) had run off the road and caught fire, wow man.

We were pleased not to be impeded, straightforward journey for we man man.

 

Second ES in smallish town where we'd never been, first time man.

This ES quite a good one, extremely reasonable prices man.

Everyone in town exceptionally friendly, small-town denizens they man.

 

Lunch was at Jack in the Box*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, F$WM

Stopped at their Dollar General, clean up** we man.

     **and get $Many-off-$Many coupon for a Saturday visit, F$WM

 

Got more than half-a-Manyzen phone calls, use up phone battery man.

Half were from Mama T-B., Where Are You Why Didn't You Call Here Are Your Orders man.  

Siding/windows guy wants to start on Monday, finally man.   

Rest of calls were unnecessary recorded updated about power-outage, we KNOW man.

 

Headed straight from smallish town to Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.

Avoided first route with burning Many-wheeler***, savvily itinerant we man.

     ***still active scene hours later, wow man

En route, got calls/texts that energy repairs were complete, not even Many (2+2) hours for them man.

 

Mama T-B. kept us for 2 hours, duties lectures worries aysheeping man.

We were patient until she asked for another closet inventory, egad man.

This upset Mama T-B., we felt badly at our unrestraint man.

We were dismissed with exhaustively repeated orders to perform multiple duties, shellshocked we man.

First duty (down-tracking a mysterious deposit on bank statement) took Many (2+1) hours, kid you not we man.

This is still not done to Mama T-B.'s satisfaction, no and   man.

 

Finally up-picked Mini-B., Many p.m. man.

Mini-B. immediately gamed with amigo, doing this for hours so far man.

We siesta'd like a dead thing, dead-zzz we man.

 

Din-din was the traditional Friday Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. wanted to game instead of movie night,  man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs for Saturday, all highly local man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,834]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Well the doctor said to get it checked because of the scarring from the hole.

The worst part is it's not the ear that hears the dang CPAP machine from the Hillbilly.

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man D ma'am.

Make Hillbilly zzz and CPAP on other side of bed, si and  and   D ma'am.

Unimaginative CPAP-plagued blown-eardrummed Ontarklar!  Unimaginative, UNIMAGINATIVE CPAP-plagued CPAP-PLAGUED blown-eardrummed BLOWN-EARDRUMMED Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 48,834]

Saturday GS report, see man:

On 1/2/2026 at 9:18 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) GSs for Saturday, all highly local man.

We visited Many (2+1), Many'th one timed out man.

 

The first one was a joke, sigh man.

The second one was phantom,   man.

The Many'rd one yielded the take, see man:

  -- NIP small flashlight with swivel head = $1, deal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 48,834]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

We erranded amidst our GS itinerary, efficient we man.

Tellerette at bank yakked our ear off, causing Many'th GS to time out, oh well man.

We did determine during her yakking that she is married, another one down the tubes man.

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

With use of this culinary weapon, we got Mini-B. to roust his carcass from bed, genius we man.

 

A much-needed siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Mowed front lawn, de-leaf and prepare for siding/windows guys on Monday we man.

One sweatband was consumed, entire job man.

 

Mini-B. wanted Dave's Hot Chicken for din-din, outrageously overpriced man.

We erranded** before this financial waste, efficient we man.

     **including use of $Many-off-$Many coupon at Dollar General, F$WM

Mini-B. din-dinned on Dave's Hot Chicken, ingest wee man.

We din-dinned on onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Movie night was Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2) for the week, quota nicely satisfied and blasted past man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

NFL football at noon Sunday, presumably watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) LLs to conquer, hopefully triumphant we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,834]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, perfect Sunday man.

 

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was cereal, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Watched NFL game, happy outcome and watch Two Guys man.

Instead of popcorn, cheaps & salsa were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

All Many (2+1) LLs conquered, victorious we man.

Warsher dished & must be de-dished, domestic we man.

 

Miu asleep most of day, zzz-ing miu currently on our bed man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up on time, end of Two Guys week man.   

Everyone in Ecu cheering Maduro removal, cheer Ecus man.

Expatriate Venezolanos in Ecu all expect to go back, repatriate Ecu Venezolanos man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. still exhausted from cruise, zero surprise there man.

We gave her most of the knives from Friday's ES, no knives in casa ex-she man man.

 

Din-din was 2 buttered bagels, ingest we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Siding crew comes on Monday morning, must be functional we man.

We must visit Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., visit senior she man and he man we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.