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9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Costco sells Kirkland brand underwear in case the thrift store is out of Mini-B's size

We almost never pay full retail for ANYTHING, cheap we man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Many degrees the morning.  Inside temp is Many

Well, if the temperature is Many, then (depending on the definition of Many) why are you complaining, huh man?

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

I only have one long sleeve shirt

Sounds like a Many'rd-world problem, si man.

We have it on good authority that plenty of L-S shirts are available in thrift stores, si man.  :lol: 

Ignore last comment on last quote, LPoP and unread man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. breakfasted on >2 bowls of cereal, ingest wee man.

 

We did some crucial admin stuff and erranded for Many (2+1) hours, industrious we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to thank us for letting her go on the cruise, si man.

She needed that for her mental state, conclude we man and ex-she man man.

 

Din-din (breakfast/lunch/din-din for us) was gigantic Italian meatballs from Costco + loaded potato skins, ingest Two Guys man.

A decent siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Movie night was We're The Millers, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +1) for the week, one more needed for quota man.

 

Happy New Year to all, si man.

Newpy Hap Year to Bro G or anyone who imbibed, hic man.

We hear but can't see the neighborhood illegal fireworks, what's the point of them man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Thursday, we shall itinerary our weekend GSs/ESs, itinerary we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to thank us for letting her go on the cruise, si man.

 

Good to see you still have control over her.

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Wife and I shared one bag of microwave popcorn.

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Happy New Year to all, si man.

 

And Happy New Year to all also.

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Newpy Hap Year to Bro G or anyone who imbibed, hic man.

 

 

Actually only had one drink.  A toast between the wife and I.

 

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   48,811

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15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Good to see you still have control over her.

"Yes, Dear, si man... no, Dear, no man;  yes, Dear, si man...," si and no man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Wife and I shared one bag of microwave popcorn.

Amateurs, ha man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Actually only had one drink.

Amateurs, ha man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, no man.

Tried to laze in bed but too much pain, :ranting:  man.

 

Rousted Mini-B.'s carcass at 1 p.m., zzz-ing wee man man.

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was onecan of Aldi chili-no-beans + a banana, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili-with-beans + cheaps/salsa, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken but awakened early from, zzz and :ranting:  we man.

 

Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Stripes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Got yelled at by Mama T-B. by phone for nearly an hour, aysheep senior she man man.

Spent over another hour confirming Many of her account balances to the penny, :bonk:  man.

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thursday, we shall itinerary our weekend GSs/ESs, itinerary we man.

Friday is a planned power-outage for an estimated Many (2+2+2+1) hours, :girlwerewolf2xn:  but necessary man.

We must exit the casa by Many (2x2x2) a.m., outrageous wake-up time man.

We were hoping for a plethora of ESs, hope we man.

Instead, there is ONE ES within range, address unavailable till Friday morn man.  :ranting:

There is another ES way out of range but achievable, if determined we man.

There is no way that we'll kill all Many hours, maybe repairs completed earlier man.

Of course, Mama T-B. wants a visit, great way to kill all Many hours man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

One or both ESs to be contemplated, contemplative we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Neonred Mentor

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6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

Aldi chili-no-beans

NO.  Perhaps OK for topping a hot dog.

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Aldi chili-with-beans 

YES.  Great go to meal this time of year.  Think I'll make a huge pot of chili when I get home.  Thanks for the idea.

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Movie night was Stripes, watch Two Guys man.

Ah yes, I remember this movie very well.  You know much of this movie was filmed in Louisville KY and just down the road at Fort Knox.

 

I was a first year dental student at the U. of Louisville and the downtown scenes and the bridge scene were filmed just a few blocks away from the school.  I so much wanted to walk over there and watch what I could, but I really needed to study.  That first year is VERY intense.  I will tell you that while they filmed the bridge scene I was in the gross anatomy lab.  I kept looking out the window but really couldn't see anything.  Some buildings were in the way.  

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We must exit the casa by Many (2x2x2) a.m., outrageous wake-up time man.

 

 

I've been sleeping later each day since coming here to the Keys two days before Christmas.  Now only getting up when the sun starts to rise.  I'm feeling a little guilty for staying in bed so long.

 

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

Ban Hammer Grand Master

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8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Movie night was Stripes, watch Two Guys man.

 

there's more accuracy in that movie than most realize.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

 

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