Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,871]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Togethered for >2 hours, si man.

Parts were OK but EJC probably not the one for us, who's next man.

 

 

That's not enough info.  We need more details...

[Ban Hammer 14,085]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

 

That's not enough info.  We need more details...

she couldn't climb a tree...........

[Neonred 3,871]

3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

she couldn't climb a tree...........

Maybe she flung poo at him

[Ban Hammer 14,085]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Maybe she flung poo at him

nah, that would be love at first sight.............

[Ban Hammer 14,085]

maybe our resident chimp should travel to beaver, oklahoma to find a potential mate.............
it's the Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2188

[TBoneTX 47,113]

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

That's not enough info.  We need more details...

The EJC travels voluntarily every Thurs-Sun, see man.  We don't see why we should be an afterthought from Mon-Wed when we might not even be able to see her during those windows, no man.

 

In addition, she can't climb trees and tried to fling cow chips at us rather than ape poop, disqualifiers man.

 

Thought for the Day, see man:  When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty, si man.

[TBoneTX 47,113]

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man:

 

After drop-skooling Mini-B., we safari'd for Mama T-B., obey we man senior she man man.

We retrieved her taxes from the CPA, retrieve we man.

On return trip, we procured 2 "Meat-Lovers' Breakfast Bowls" from Aldi, requested man.

We bought a Many'rd of those for our own lunch, ingest we man.

 

We delivered all to Mama T-B.'s crib while she was downstairs at lunch, dutiful we man.

We texted Mama T-B. not to call or text us because we would be napping, very clear we man.

 

After lunching, we attempted to siesta, zzz we man.

Precisely halfway through, we got a call,  man.

Mama T-B. demanded to know when we'd delivered the stuff, demand senior she man.

We told her that this was in her text and that we needed a siesta, see man.

"I didn't hear it beep, no man, and why didn't you CALL ME, huh man?" said senior she man, sigh man.

"The maid was there and could have gone through my taxes, si man!" said senior she man, sigh man.

"Why is everything all about YOU, huh man?" said senior she man, sigh man.

We asked to return to our siesta before up-picking her for doctor caucus, request we man.

"It's almost that time now, si man!" said senior she man, not quite correctly man.

 

We lay in bed unable to siesta until Many minutes before alarm rang, sigh man.

Uncle T-B. then called, ignore it in favor of message we man.

We made it to Mama T-B. precisely on time, probably saved our life man.

 

Mama T-B. in massive pain, sigh man.

Took literally Many minutes to try to sit in T-B.-mobile, horrible to witness man.

Waited forever for doc, sigh man.

Got shot in knee with meat-tenderizer by doc, some relief man.

Will get same in hip in nearly 2 weeks, some relief man.

Entire experience took Many (2+1) hours, si man.

 

We had to get more requested items for Uncle T-B., subject of phone message man.

We barely had time to procure them before skool dismissal, rush we man.

Had to park way back in skool line, suboptimal time to arrive man.

We will deliver stuff to Uncle T-B. later, si man.

 

Din-din was beef taquitos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. desserted on 2 desserts from Mama T-B., ingest wee man.

 

Mini-B. wanted to Nintendo again rather than movie night or backyard football, sigh man.

We decided to siesta, at dusk but highly necessary man.

While we visited bathroom, miu parked herself directly south of our pillow on bed,  man.

Miu would not budge despite our exhortations to move to other side of bed, obstinate miu man.

We ended up on other side of our own bed, not comfortable man.

Regardless, a partial siesta occurred, highly necessary man.

 

After siesta, watched Mini-B. do Nintendo, rather intricate and involved gaming man.

 

On Thursday we shall certainly have to run tax errand for Mama T-B., at some point man.

We need to visit blood lab for a draw, visit official vampires we man.

Need to itinerary GSs/ESs, necessary man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[Dashinka 25,570]

On 4/9/2025 at 7:00 AM, Neonred said:

 

That's not enough info.  We need more details...

I took it to mean no pharmaceuticals were required. 

[mam521 2,441]

18 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

maybe our resident chimp should travel to beaver, oklahoma to find a potential mate.............
it's the Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2188

But do they set them on fire before they fling em?  🤔

[Ban Hammer 14,085]

19 minutes ago, mam521 said:

But do they set them on fire before they fling em?  🤔

that would make it more entertaining.

 

[Neonred 3,871]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

But do they set them on fire before they fling em?  🤔

I think they only do that in Canada

[Neonred 3,871]

6 hours ago, Dashinka said:

I took it to mean no pharmaceuticals were required. 

Are you talking about the "Togethered for >2 hours"?

 

Probably did need pharmaceuticals, but I heard they would need to see a doctor if it went on for more than 4 hours.

 

 

Edited April 10 by Neonred

[Ban Hammer 14,085]

14 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Are you talking about the "Togethered for >2 hours"?

 

Probably did need pharmaceuticals, but I heard they would need to see a doctor if it went on for more than 4 hours.

 

 

i've always wondered about that.  wouldn't she call 911 after an hour or two? 

[Ontarkie 14,891]

Ok I only skimmed, but sort of all caught up. 

 

Tbone you are not sharing much info so I can only go by the little you posted. Who cares if she travels, if she can afford it that should not be a deal breaker for you. So far she seems to be the only one yet to not be a nuts. Give it more time explore things with her, why not plan a trip with her. You can meet up even so your not gone the entire time or need to take off from work. But heck I think this time you might be too picky so early on. 

[TBoneTX 47,113]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

plan a trip with her

We have a hard time getting away, especially spontaneously, see D ma'am.  Mama T-B., Uncle T-B., Mini-B., and miu, see man.  Then there's schedule-coordination, si and perhaps sigh man.

Edited April 10 by TBoneTX