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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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Ok, so I belong to a BNI Chapter (networking group, for anyone lucky enough not to be sucked into it). Today our Sales Manager Minutes are "New York" minutes - ie. only 30 seconds long.

I have approximately 15-20 minutes to come up with a 30 second speech themed around parties and my profession.

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it:

Write a 30-second presentation in a party theme. It must include the following:

Opening: Hi! My name is Christina, and I work for [Company Name]

Middle: New telephone system out, great for small offices. I need referals into Realtors offices and independant insurance companies

Closing: [Company name]; because talk is cheaper than you think!

I hope someone has their thinking cap on, because I'm stuck!

:star:

Make sure you're wearing clean knickers. You never know when you'll be run over by a bus.

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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Ok, so I belong to a BNI Chapter (networking group, for anyone lucky enough not to be sucked into it). Today our Sales Manager Minutes are "New York" minutes - ie. only 30 seconds long.

I have approximately 15-20 minutes to come up with a 30 second speech themed around parties and my profession.

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it:

Write a 30-second presentation in a party theme. It must include the following:

Opening: Hi! My name is Christina, and I work for [Company Name]

Middle: New telephone system out, great for small offices. I need referals into Realtors offices and independant insurance companies

Closing: [Company name]; because talk is cheaper than you think!

I hope someone has their thinking cap on, because I'm stuck!

:star:

Muy confuso.....what is the content? This is a party conversation?

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12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

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5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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:lol: i usually stutter allot and looked nervous..gets the sympathy on-lookers support

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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I'm just gonna have to wing it otherwise!

I do this every week, and usually have a whole minute prepared and ready to go. It's just the lack of time and the "Party Theme" that've thrown me today :lol:

Make sure you're wearing clean knickers. You never know when you'll be run over by a bus.

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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LMAO :lol:

Tempting, oh so tempting....

Ok, I'm off to go make something up on the spur of the moment.

'Stina over and out!

:star:

we have failed you Anakin.......wait.....how about a Star Wars theme! Your conversation could be a party using Star Wars characters.....hmmmm

Hey Yoda, what's up? I'm working for a telephone company now. I see you have a blue tooth....that's the intergalactic sh!t!

ok that was lame....i've got nothing here.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

Posted

LMAO :lol:

Tempting, oh so tempting....

Ok, I'm off to go make something up on the spur of the moment.

'Stina over and out!

:star:

we have failed you Anakin.......wait.....how about a Star Wars theme! Your conversation could be a party using Star Wars characters.....hmmmm

Hey Yoda, what's up? I'm working for a telephone company now. I see you have a blue tooth....that's the intergalactic sh!t!

ok that was lame....i've got nothing here.

lame, my azz...i think you are on to something.

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Posted

ack ack....I just hate doing presentations ...sorry I am just getting nervous just thinking about you doing it.... :lol::lol:

good luck tho' :blush:

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Australia
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let us know how it went! sorry we couldn't help...

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Posted

LMAO :lol:

Tempting, oh so tempting....

Ok, I'm off to go make something up on the spur of the moment.

'Stina over and out!

:star:

we have failed you Anakin.......wait.....how about a Star Wars theme! Your conversation could be a party using Star Wars characters.....hmmmm

Hey Yoda, what's up? I'm working for a telephone company now. I see you have a blue tooth....that's the intergalactic sh!t!

ok that was lame....i've got nothing here.

:lol:

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: England
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I said that nobody wants to be a Billy-No-Mates, so they all needed to improve their telecommunications so that they could invite people to their party.

Lame, I know, but I managed to fill 30 seconds :lol:

Make sure you're wearing clean knickers. You never know when you'll be run over by a bus.

 

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