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Hilarious Clinton   452

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He was probably drunk too.

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Savanphil   3

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The ticket marks the second citation in seven months that a state law enforcement officer assessed to himself. In September, Chief ####### Knoebel of the Kewaskum police department wrote himself a $235 ticket for passing a stopped school bus.

Goodie two shoes ... :rolleyes:

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devblt   0

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He's probably trying to meet his monthly/quaterly goals for giving tickets

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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i agree....he is probably sh!tfaced.. a goodie 2 shoes..and needing 1 more ticket to get a new shiny sam browne belt

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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eric&gen Mentor

eric&gen   0

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
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I guess if you afford to give yourself a ticket than more power to you.

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TracyLuis   0

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Gotta meet those quotas!

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I agree with hubby. Maybe he's just an honest, good person eh? Maybe those people still exist.



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Sheriff Uling   3

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At first, I thought you were talking about me. LOL!!!

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