I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[SAT 9,609]

I might go out later on but not when it starts. Will depend on when the oldest and his fiance are here and how long they are staying.

Man forget that ungrateful kid!

Next time you see his hillbilly GF, tell her "no backsies !"

Edited November 16, 2016 by SAT

[Ontarkie 13,933]

Collect? I was thinking more like...pluck....

2- yes he's a sissy all right...

Yes collect. no plucking

That can only mean one thing.

The economy is great and everybody's rich!

Now hurry up and go spend all your money! And the hillbilly's money too...

Too late

Man forget that ungrateful kid!

Next time you see his hillbilly GF, tell her "no backsies ######!"

Haha I'm surprised she hasn't sent him back. The boy is a pain in the butt. His room was taken over the day after he moved out.

[Ontarkie 13,933]

Ok so Kohl's has a few things I want like towels and another griddle and crockpots. But I'll go out on Thursday, if they have any left then good if not then I didn't need it that bad

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch, you can tell this bird is a boy bird?

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch musta changed her mind and went to kohl's and toys r us with the hillbilly's credit card...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Ok so Kohl's has a few things I want like towels and another griddle and crockpots. But I'll go out on Thursday, if they have any left then good if not then I didn't need it that bad

I saw Walmart had an electric griddle on sale for $10. I'm debating on getting another one and the blender and fryer that are on sale. They aren't appliances I plan on using more than a few times a year, so silly to spend a lot.

https://www.blackfriday.fm/adscan/walmart/page/26

Their chest freezer on the next page for $99 is also speaking to me, but I suspect that it will go quickly.

Edited November 16, 2016 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

Buy me something!

I already got a new wallet...

Troph that griddle is way too small...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Buy me something!

I already got a new wallet...

How about some Clorox wipes for all the bird poop that is going to end up all over your house?

Troph that griddle is way too small...

Not as my second one so I can use two at once to make pancakes. I make a lot at one time and then freeze it for breakfast for the kids.

I cook the bacon and stuff on the stove.

Edited November 16, 2016 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

This bird sure likes to take a dump all right. I think I'm gonna get a falcon to kick his ###...

[Ontarkie 13,933]

Stretch, you can tell this bird is a boy bird?

It looks like a boy. The orange patches on his cheeks are really bright and that is a male thing. You can also tell by the tail feathers from the pictures he's a boy.

Stretch musta changed her mind and went to kohl's and toys r us with the hillbilly's credit card...

Nope was cleaning and getting ready to call SSI for daughter

I saw Walmart had an electric griddle on sale for $10. I'm debating on getting another one and the blender and fryer that are on sale. They aren't appliances I plan on using more than a few times a year, so silly to spend a lot.

https://www.blackfriday.fm/adscan/walmart/page/26

Their chest freezer on the next page for $99 is also speaking to me, but I suspect that it will go quickly.

Yes the griddle is decent I have 2 already and think I need a third because one has a bum leg They are decent size, not the fryer is really small.

I don't think I even looked at the freezer. They have one in the store so I just assumed it was the same. I'll take another look at it, the one in store wouldn't hold much at all.

[SAT 9,609]

I wanna get a falconry license now. That has gotta be the ultimate sport...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I see Target has the slightly bigger griddle on sale for $15, the Black and Decker kid tool bench that I was already thinking about getting the little Dane, and 40% off the towels that we need a few more of. Plus, the extra 5% off we get. I think it will end up being Target at 6 pm on Thanksgiving if it isn't too cold.

[TBoneTX 43,326]

Here he is.

A rather elderly man sat down at a bus stop next to a punk-rock type. The punk had a mohawk hairstyle in multiple colors: green, yellow, red, purple, blue. The punk noticed the older man giving him sidelong glances and said, contemptuously, "What are YOU looking at, old man?"

The man said, "Once, in my younger years, I got drunk and had sex with a parrot, and I was wondering if you were my son."

go spend all your money! And the hillbilly's money too...

Ciudada-NA America-NA [ai ai ai ai]...

Edited November 16, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,326]

Too late.

Americana Ontarklar! Americana, AMERICANA Ontarklar!

if they have any left then good if not then I didn't need it that bad

Sensible Ontarklar! Sensible, SENSIBLE Ontarklar!

Stretch, you can tell this bird is a boy bird?

A 2+2+1-year-old boy returned home from looking at some newborn kittens with his father. The boy breathlessly informed his mother, "There were Many boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

"How do you know that?" asked his amused mother.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," said the boy. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Buy me something!

Our favorite resale shop might be having another of their all-clothing-for-$1 Black Friday sales, whee man.

[Ontarkie 13,933]

I see Target has the slightly bigger griddle on sale for $15, the Black and Decker kid tool bench that I was already thinking about getting the little Dane, and 40% off the towels that we need a few more of. Plus, the extra 5% off we get. I think it will end up being Target at 6 pm on Thanksgiving if it isn't too cold.

I haven't looked at target. I never find anything I want there so I will check out that griddle now. Kohl's also has them, that is where I got my others and they are full size. The one at walmart is not?