Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The 9th grade is way too early to end school, especially when people are not reading until 2nd grade is all I am saying. If you are only educating the top 20% further than that academically, you are doing a disservice to the country as a whole.

[NikLR 13,220]

LOL Nola

Didn't you say you were good with languages though?

[Ontarkie 13,980]

Ok, so when's he gonna go noodling again?

Well guess he's the wrong kind of nuts.

[SAT 9,609]

North Korea has 100% literacy. Go find your next husband there

[SAT 9,609]

Says here that Dutch is the only person in Denmark that dunno how to read....

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate

[TBoneTX 43,535]

Out pick up has Many doors!

And an F in Polish math today, sigh D ma'am.

Snowed in..... 1.Many inches of snow

Snowfall total corrected and non-Panhandle Texas still Many, Nueva York still zero or less, still man!

[TBoneTX 43,535]

cafe du mond. ho chi Minh

English-only outside. English-only outside. Si si man.

my nap time

It should always be your and everyone's nap time, right-to-zzz man.

Edited January 25, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,535]

1. It was missing something ... cilantro

2. No photos because it's all gone.

1. All foods, and indeed all areas of the Solar System, should permanently miss cilantro, barf man.

2. In this instance, it was therefore all in your imagination, Niki-B. ma'am.

I had some great frozen cod

You had some, but not the whole fish? If so, did you therefore have a codpiece, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 43,535]

The Manyth grade is way too early to end school, especially when people are not reading until 2nd grade is all I am saying. If you are only educating the top Many% further than that academically, you are doing a disservice to the country as a whole.

Rightly said, especially with P-math corrected, hoorah ma'am!

[TBoneTX 43,535]

Saturday report, see man:

Awoke unwillingly yet still later than alarm, behind schedule already man.

Warshed record load of kitchen rags, amazing man.

Missed same-day drop time at dry-cleaners, oh well man.

Warshed filthy T-B.-mobile with no one else ahead in line, surprising man.

Had Many MSs (moving-sales) on the schedule, si man.

First had nothing of remote interest, no remote man.

Second had an overpriced filthy spatula & overpriced filthy toy car, si man.

Lady wanted $Many for them, ripoff man.

We handed her a buck-&-a-half (half her offer) and walked off with them, deal man.

Many'rd MS run by guy who also has a Many-year-old son, like we man.

Guy naturally had lots of Thomas stuff, jackpot man.

The haul, see man: 2 Thomas books, a Thomas fabric crawl-in house, Many (2x2) small ancillary Thomas-character magnetic trains, Many (2x2+1) unopened packages of spaghetti, unopened box of penne, unopened can of Chicken of the Sea tuna-in-water, unopened large can of Planter's cashew halves = all for only $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2), whee man.

Upon return to casa, Mrs. T-B. exiting for kickboxing class, fear she man.

Mini-B. massively excited about MS haul, wee glee man.

We dryered kitchen rags & started Laundry Load #2, domestic man.

We took Mini-B. on bachelor lunch-outing to Arby's, becoming traditional man.

We used coupon for free fries & drink with purchase of a smokehouseburger (?), OK man.

We used coupon for BOGO chicken sandwiches, deal man.

Mini-B. feasted heartily on curly fries & ketchup, wee man.

Mommy zoomed back to casa about a minute after we, she after we and wee man.

We convinced Mrs. T-B. to help us change the beds, Laundry Load #Many man.

Mrs. T-B. declared "quiet time" (technically nap-time, but Mini-B. rarey naps), she man.

We postponed same in favor of taking filthy Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for warshing, we man.

Mrs.-T-B.-mobile running on fumes despite affirmation of "plenty of gas," grrr ADD she man.

Warshed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile with no one ahead in line, unbelievable man.

Returned to casa, folded LL #2, dryered LL #Many, and warshed LL #Many, mucho man.

Napped for barely an hour but with corpulent, purring feline, miu zzz man.

Awoke, folded LL #Many, dryered LL #Many, and warshed LL #Many, egad man.

Took brood to closing-down dollar store, everything 2x2x2x2x2x2+2+2+1 cents man.

Mrs. T-B. not super-interested at shopping at first, no she man.

Mrs. T-B. warmed up to process about halfway through, she man.

Betwixt all Many of us, bought $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2-[2x2x2]-1) in stuff, jackpot man.

Cashier commended us on "really looking through stuff," commended man.

Went across lot to Burger King, coupons man.

Paid just over $Many ($2x2x2) for complete meal for brood, deal man.

We dread stepping on scale tonight, corpulent man.

Mini-B. fell sound asleep on drive home, exhausted wee man.

Returned to casa and debagged but did not put away stuff, too intricate man.

Folded LL #Many and dryered LL #Many, quite enough for today man.

Immediately went to Aldi Foods, made it before closing man.

Returned to casa, put away stuff, folded LL #Many, nonstop man.

De-dished warsher contents & re-dished warsher with Mrs. T-B.'s party stuff, man.

Exhaustedly watched late TV news, zombie man.

Took shower, needed man.

Must de-dish the warsher and re-dish it with remnants, far too much man.

Edited January 25, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,535]

De-dished full warsher and re-dished full warsher, full of it man.

"Dawn with Olay" dishwarshing liquid insufficient, dishpan hands where-is-Madge man.

Will not wait up to de-dish warsher again, no man.

Finally used up jug of liquid laundry detergent from previous estate sale, old lady legacy man.

Gracias, old lady, si ma'am.

Aldi Foods again out of diet store-brand Gatorade, grrr man.

Am choking down regular high-calorie stuff, ingest gag man.

However, must drink, addicted man.

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) visiting tomorrow, see WCG man.

Afterwards, senior-Uncle-T-B.'s Manyth birthday, venerable man.

Only one laundry load left to warsh, mandatory-on-Sundays man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', standing-in-for-absent-ABSENT-Commie-babe-Asia Niki-B. ma'am with +1 inventory!

[TBoneTX 43,535]

Stepped on scale. GRRRRRRR man.

[SAT 9,609]

English-only outside. English-only outside. Si si man.

It should always be your and everyone's nap time, right-to-zzz man.

Tú un markláro del no culturo......

Cafe au monde es yánkes.....

[SAT 9,609]

Stepped on scale. GRRRRRRR man.

Pendejo gordo......

[SAT 9,609]

I shoulda saved some lox for breakfast