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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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woody, #######, hardon, chubby, throbbing gristle, custard launcher

You are hereby sentenced to a penile institution. At, uh, hard labor.

We need another story [...] to get this place rolling again

Headline: News Shortage Grips Nation!

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: China
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If one is to be indicative of being a cunning linguist - one must post in that game thread.

One Must.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: China
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We need another story about that guy down in FL that used stand your ground to repel that totally random and unwarranted attempt on his life to get this place rolling again

c-span - legal aid for immigrant children - a call in show - come on !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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We need another story about that guy down in FL that used stand your ground to repel that totally random and unwarranted attempt on his life to get this place rolling again

hey - did you hear the old geezer from Texas just now? I think he's got the right idea.

USA Stop all remittances into Mexico until Mexico fixes it's southern borders.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Maybe this will get some useful conversation started. I've alway wanted to know what socioeconomic status you people have.

Read the article and just answer (you'll get the idea).

1. Small (Training to 34B)

2. Medium (34C to 36D)

3. Large (38D to Infinity)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/head-games/201305/what-is-it-about-men-and-breast-size

Here's another that reveals why I even thought this was funny :)

http://www.counselheal.com/articles/4387/20130315/breast-size-preferences-reveal-mens-attitudes-toward-women.htm

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Maybe this will get some useful conversation started. I've alway wanted to know what socioeconomic status you people have.

Read the article and just answer (you'll get the idea).

1. Small (Training to 34B)

2. Medium (34C to 36D)

3. Large (38D to Infinity)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/head-games/201305/what-is-it-about-men-and-breast-size

Here's another that reveals why I even thought this was funny :)

http://www.counselheal.com/articles/4387/20130315/breast-size-preferences-reveal-mens-attitudes-toward-women.htm

Flawed research - they chose men in Malaysia --university students... ug ug ug !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: United Kingdom
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Maybe this will get some useful conversation started. I've alway wanted to know what socioeconomic status you people have.

Read the article and just answer (you'll get the idea).

1. Small (Training to 34B)

2. Medium (34C to 36D)

3. Large (38D to Infinity)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/head-games/201305/what-is-it-about-men-and-breast-size

Here's another that reveals why I even thought this was funny :)

http://www.counselheal.com/articles/4387/20130315/breast-size-preferences-reveal-mens-attitudes-toward-women.htm

Are you trying to get Gary to post again? Edited by Jacque67
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Actually I must agree with the conclusions of the articles,

However it is not necessarily to do with wealth. Intellectually superior males are attracted t women with smaller breasts (as a partner) I have found.

I must be a freaking genius

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Colombia
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Actually I must agree with the conclusions of the articles,

However it is not necessarily to do with wealth. Intellectually superior males are attracted t women with smaller breasts (as a partner) I have found.

8.3 percent prefer very small breasted women - AKA: Closeted gay males.

I don't believe it.. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. -Ford Prefect

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