Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Darnell 8,478]

I now may have fallopaphobia..

for a man, this is easily overcome via pheronomes, scent, scenting, and close proximity of the scenting object.

You know what to do....

[TBoneTX 43,430]

So what is everyone cooking this weekend? Do you do something just one day or all weekend? My husband went ahead and made plans to cook but like usual that means more work for me.

Saturday: Probably Burger King by virtue of coupons, $i man.

Sunday: Pig-out at streetwide barbecue, burp man.

Monday: Alka-Seltzer, plop plop fizz fizz man.

We are knee deep in venison

Oh, deer.

[TBoneTX 43,430]

1. I don't need too much only feeding 3 extra ppl

2. but if I add everything up I wonder how much I'd have.

1. You're feeding Many extra people?

2. Easy: Many, see ma'am.

Edited May 22, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,430]

See what happens to the thread every time you guys speak fallopian?

English-only in the non-fallopian forums, see ma'ams!

Let's please table the talk about periods... otherwise known as the Periodic Table, si man.

I wonder how are you going to talk to your daughter about puberty some years down the road

Talk about the private parts in pubic, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,430]

wait...a tick...that is that thing that bites you and sucks right ?

When a tick bites you, of course it sucks, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,430]

1. Seriously, just #######. If that man's balls were any smaller, you'd need a microscope.

2. Awww, it is natural and I kind of like it because I feel bloated for a few days beforehand and it is a total release.

Many. Parting the Red Sea is awesome, who doesn't do this? Who?

1. Now, tell us how you REALLY feel, si ma'am.

2. This is a non-Fallopian forum, see ma'am!

Many. Anyone of the non-distaff persuasion, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,430]

Cat is alive he is just fat and spoiled

Best kind of cat -- alive, fat, & spoiled, si man.

she just managed to actually sink her teeth into my shin before I punted her

That's the only purpose for small dogs -- to punt them.

kitty helping daughter draw her comic book

Dog is man's best friend. Cat is man's best paperweight.

[Ontarkie 13,968]

Best kind of cat -- alive, fat, & spoiled, si man.

That's the only purpose for small dogs -- to punt them.

Dog is man's best friend. Cat is man's best paperweight.

That cat has mastered the paperweight part.

[TBoneTX 43,430]

Workplace is giving us half of Friday free, free man, so will take the other hours too, whee man.

This will enable the scoping of several Friday-starting GSs, whoopee man.

Saturday, plan to drive southward to caucus with VJ pal/Ecu wife. Pal also got hosed in Guayaquil, grrr man. If wives willing, might hit some GSs there, whee man.

Sunday, as stated, will pig out at streetwide barbecue, burp man.

Monday, will evaluate damage to waistline and resume rice/tuna/___ diet, si man.

That cat has mastered the paperweight part.

It's innate, miu man.

Also: At the earliest possible moment, every box & bag in the house must have a cat in it, miu man.

[Ontarkie 13,968]

So very true, he likes carseats too.

Ok I'm off to bed night

[TBoneTX 43,430]

Chicken! Well, at least you & Asia both excused yourselves for the night, si ma'ams.

Mrs. T-B. is still on her "Mommy's Night Out" and I'm concerned that Mini-B. will awaken soon.

Oh, well; at least I can soliloquize, me man.

Edited May 22, 2014 by TBoneTX

[kitthekat 1,317]

i just watched that harry show it was so bad it was actually kind of funny. fake prince harry looks a bit more like will imo.

i hope they screen for STDs before letting any of the women on the show.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

My hubs tried to kill me by making me go cycling with him for 3 hours, expecting me to follow his Tour de France cycling speed.

Oh no! My mother has a somewhat nice road bike and she can do loops around me when we go out together. A very different experience.

Edited May 22, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[TBoneTX 43,430]

Hoorah, Kit!

Well, just as interesting company arrives, I shall off-log for cat prep zzz, man. Mrs. T-B. finally showed up, looking radiant after Many (6) hours with her mommy cohorts. I told her that Many hours was too long to spend with the rojo (imaginary redhead with whom she's having the affair). I expressed my indignation at having to keep the rubias (harem of Many [6] blondes) out of the casa for fear of awakening Mini-B., hmmmph man.

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Note: During Mini-B.'s bath, he was singing this song, wee man:

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Marely marely marely marely

Like is mud a green.

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Mornin', Commie-babes!

All right, chicas -- talk amongst yourselves, c u man.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I had to leave my apartment unlocked this morning, as I couldn't find my keys. Am now heading back after a busy day. I hope nothing has been stolen!

All this talk of hot food reminds me of a story someone once told me of a small tribe in the Amazon, where the females eat some kind of firy ant to numb their mouths...