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IRS Auditing, who likes being audited?

Payroll Office for Republicans and Democrats, if we hold back their paychecks maybe they will work.

Secret Service, no body is working they have no one to protect. They are so bored they are shooting unarmed civilians.

CIA, useless bloody buggers. We still have terrorist, what's the point.

D.C. Starbucks, they don't need coffee and donuts in the morning. They need to be fixing the economy.

What do you think should be closed during the shutdown?

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The President and all of Congress. If that happened, this would have been averted.

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Access Board

Administration for Children and Families (ACF)

Administration for Native Americans

Administration on Aging (AoA)

Administration on Developmental Disabilities

Administrative Conference of the United States

Advisory Council on Historic Preservation

African Development Foundation

Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ)

Agency for International Development (USAID)

Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry

Agricultural Marketing Service

Agricultural Research Service

Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau

American Battle Monuments Commission

Appalachian Regional Commission

Architect of the Capitol

Arctic Research Commission

Arthritis and Musculoskeletal Interagency Coordinating Committee

Barry M. Goldwater Scholarship and Excellence in Education Program

Bonneville Power Administration

Botanic Garden

Broadcasting Board of Governors

Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade

Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)

Bureau of Industry and Security

Bureau of International Labor Affairs

Bureau of Justice Statistics

Bureau of Labor Statistics

Bureau of Transportation Statistics

Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition

Chief Acquisition Officers Council

Chief Financial Officers Council

Chief Human Capital Officers Council

Chief Information Officers Council

Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee

Commission of Fine Arts

Commission on Civil Rights

Commission on International Religious Freedom

Commission on Security and Cooperation in Europe (Helsinki Commission)

Committee for the Implementation of Textile Agreements

Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States

Community Planning and Development

Congressional Research Service

Coordinating Council on Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention

Corporation for National and Community Service

Defense Commissary Agency

Defense Contract Audit Agency (DCAA)

Delaware River Basin Commission

Denali Commission

Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)

Domestic Policy Council

Economic Analysis, Bureau of

Economic Development Administration (EDA)

Economic Research Service

Economic, Business and Agricultural Affairs

Economics and Statistics Administration

Education Resources Information Center (ERIC)

Election Assistance Commission

Elementary and Secondary Education, Office of

Employment and Training Administration

Endangered Species Program

Energy Information Administration

English Language Acquisition Office

Environmental Management (Energy Department)

Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC)

Federal Accounting Standards Advisory Board

Federal Consulting Group

Federal Election Commission

Federal Energy Regulatory Commission

Federal Executive Boards

Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council

Federal Geographic Data Committee

Federal Housing Finance Agency

Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds

Federal Interagency Committee on Education

Federal Interagency Council on Statistical Policy

Federal Judicial Center

Federal Labor Relations Authority

Federal Laboratory Consortium for Technology Transfer

Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service

Federal Transit Administration

Federal Voting Assistance Program

Financial Management Service

Fiscal Responsibility and Reform Commission

Foreign Agricultural Service

Foreign Claims Settlement Commission

Fossil Energy

Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board

Geological Survey

Global Affairs (State Department)

Government National Mortgage Association

Government Printing Office (GPO)

Health Resources and Services Administration

Healthy Homes and Lead Hazard Control Office

Helsinki Commission

Housing Office (HUD)

Indian Arts and Crafts Board

Industry and Security, Bureau of

Information Resource Management College

Information Resources Center

Innovation and Improvement Office

Institute of Education Sciences

Institute of Museum and Library Services

Institute of Peace

Inter-American Foundation

Interagency Alternative Dispute Resolution Working Group

Interagency Council on Homelessness

International Labor Affairs, Bureau of

International Trade Administration (ITA)

International Trade Commission

Japan-United States Friendship Commission

John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts

Joint Board for the Enrollment of Actuaries

Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies

Joint Fire Science Program

Justice Statistics, Bureau of

Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, Office of

Labor Statistics, Bureau of

Land Management, Bureau of

Legal Services Corporation

Marine Mammal Commission

Maritime Administration

Marketing and Regulatory Programs (Agriculture Department)

Mediation and Conciliation Service

Medicaid and CHIP Payment and Access Commission

Medicare Payment Advisory Commission

Merit Systems Protection Board

Millennium Challenge Corporation

Minority Business Development Agency

Mississippi River Commission

Morris K. Udall and Stewart L. Udall Foundation

Multifamily Housing Office

National Agricultural Statistics Service

National AIDS Policy Office

National Archives and Records Administration (NARA)

National Bipartisan Commission on the Future of Medicare

National Capital Planning Commission

National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform

National Constitution Center

National Council on Disability (NCD)

National Credit Union Administration

National Economic Council

National Endowment for the Arts

National Endowment for the Humanities

National Gallery of Art

National Indian Gaming Commission

National Institute of Food and Agriculture

National Institute of Justice

National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH)

National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST)

National Institutes of Health (NIH)

National Interagency Fire Center

National Laboratories (Energy Department)

National Marine Fisheries Service

National Mediation Board

National Ocean Service

National Railroad Passenger Corporation (AMTRAK)

National Technical Information Service

National Telecommunications and Information Administration

National War College

Natural Resources Conservation Service

Northwest Power and Conservation Council

Nuclear Waste Technical Review Board

Occupational Safety and Health Review Commission

Office for Civil Rights, Department of Education

Office of Community Planning and Development

Office of Compliance

Office of Disability Employment Policy

Office of Elementary and Secondary Education (OESE)

Office of Fossil Energy

Office of Government Ethics

Office of Justice Programs

Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention

Office of Management and Budget (OMB)

Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP)

Office of Nuclear Energy (Department of Energy)

Office of Personnel Management (OPM)

Office of Refugee Resettlement

Office of Science and Technology Policy

Office of Scientific and Technical Information

Office of Special Counsel

Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services (OSERS)

Open World Leadership Center

Overseas Private Investment Corporation

Pacific Northwest Electric Power and Conservation Planning Council

Pardon Attorney, Office of

Policy Development and Research (HUD)

Power Administrations

President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports

Presidio Trust

Public and Indian Housing

Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs (State Department)

Radio Free Asia (RFA)

Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty (RFE/RL)

Refugee Resettlement, Office of

Regulatory Information Service Center

Rehabilitation Services Administration (Education Department)

Risk Management Agency (Agriculture Department)

Rural Business and Cooperative Programs

Rural Development

Rural Housing Service

Rural Utilities Service

Science Office (Energy Department)

Scientific and Technical Information, Office of

Social Security Advisory Board

Southeastern Power Administration

Southwestern Power Administration

State Justice Institute

Stennis Center for Public Service

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration

Surface Mining, Reclamation and Enforcement

Surface Transportation Board

Susquehanna River Basin Commission

Trade and Development Agency

Transportation Statistics, Bureau of

U.S. Access Board

U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID)

U.S. Arctic Research Commission

U.S. Botanic Garden

U.S. Commission of Fine Arts

U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom

U.S. Election Assistance Commission (EAC)

U.S. Geological Survey (USGS)

U.S. Sentencing Commission

U.S. Trade and Development Agency

U.S. Trade Representative

Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences

US-CERT

Vietnam Education Foundation

Voice of America

Western Area Power Administration

White House Commission on Presidential Scholars

Women's Bureau (Labor Department)

Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars

 

i don't get it.

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The President and all of Congress. If that happened, this would have been averted.

you want to avert the president? :huh:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Access Board Administration for Children and Families (ACF) Administration for Native Americans Administration on Aging (AoA) Administration on Developmental Disabilities Administrative Conference of the United States Advisory Council on Historic Preservation African Development Foundation Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ) Agency for International Development (USAID) Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry Agricultural Marketing Service Agricultural Research Service Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau American Battle Monuments Commission Appalachian Regional Commission Architect of the Capitol Arctic Research Commission Arthritis and Musculoskeletal Interagency Coordinating Committee
Barry M. Goldwater Scholarship and Excellence in Education Program Bonneville Power Administration Botanic Garden Broadcasting Board of Governors Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA) Bureau of Industry and Security Bureau of International Labor Affairs Bureau of Justice Statistics Bureau of Labor Statistics Bureau of Transportation Statistics
Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition Chief Acquisition Officers Council Chief Financial Officers Council Chief Human Capital Officers Council Chief Information Officers Council Citizens' Stamp Advisory Committee Commission of Fine Arts Commission on Civil Rights Commission on International Religious Freedom Commission on Security and Cooperation in Europe (Helsinki Commission) Committee for the Implementation of Textile Agreements Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States Community Planning and Development Congressional Research Service Coordinating Council on Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention Corporation for National and Community Service Defense Commissary Agency Defense Contract Audit Agency (DCAA) Delaware River Basin Commission Denali Commission Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Domestic Policy Council Economic Analysis, Bureau of Economic Development Administration (EDA) Economic Research Service Economic, Business and Agricultural Affairs Economics and Statistics Administration Education Resources Information Center (ERIC) Election Assistance Commission Elementary and Secondary Education, Office of Employment and Training Administration Endangered Species Program Energy Information Administration English Language Acquisition Office Environmental Management (Energy Department) Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) Federal Accounting Standards Advisory Board Federal Consulting Group Federal Election Commission Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Federal Executive Boards Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council Federal Geographic Data Committee Federal Housing Finance Agency Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds Federal Interagency Committee on Education Federal Interagency Council on Statistical Policy Federal Judicial Center Federal Labor Relations Authority Federal Laboratory Consortium for Technology Transfer Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service Federal Transit Administration Federal Voting Assistance Program Financial Management Service Fiscal Responsibility and Reform Commission Foreign Agricultural Service Foreign Claims Settlement Commission Fossil Energy Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board
Geological Survey Global Affairs (State Department) Government National Mortgage Association Government Printing Office (GPO) Health Resources and Services Administration Healthy Homes and Lead Hazard Control Office Helsinki Commission Housing Office (HUD)
Indian Arts and Crafts Board Industry and Security, Bureau of Information Resource Management College Information Resources Center Innovation and Improvement Office Institute of Education Sciences Institute of Museum and Library Services Institute of Peace Inter-American Foundation Interagency Alternative Dispute Resolution Working Group Interagency Council on Homelessness International Labor Affairs, Bureau of International Trade Administration (ITA) International Trade Commission Japan-United States Friendship Commission John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Joint Board for the Enrollment of Actuaries Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies Joint Fire Science Program Justice Statistics, Bureau of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, Office of
Labor Statistics, Bureau of Land Management, Bureau of Legal Services Corporation Marine Mammal Commission Maritime Administration Marketing and Regulatory Programs (Agriculture Department) Mediation and Conciliation Service Medicaid and CHIP Payment and Access Commission Medicare Payment Advisory Commission Merit Systems Protection Board Millennium Challenge Corporation Minority Business Development Agency Mississippi River Commission Morris K. Udall and Stewart L. Udall Foundation Multifamily Housing Office
National Agricultural Statistics Service National AIDS Policy Office National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) National Bipartisan Commission on the Future of Medicare National Capital Planning Commission National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform National Constitution Center National Council on Disability (NCD) National Credit Union Administration National Economic Council National Endowment for the Arts National Endowment for the Humanities National Gallery of Art National Indian Gaming Commission National Institute of Food and Agriculture National Institute of Justice National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) National Institutes of Health (NIH) National Interagency Fire Center National Laboratories (Energy Department) National Marine Fisheries Service National Mediation Board National Ocean Service National Railroad Passenger Corporation (AMTRAK) National Technical Information Service National Telecommunications and Information Administration National War College Natural Resources Conservation Service Northwest Power and Conservation Council Nuclear Waste Technical Review Board
Occupational Safety and Health Review Commission Office for Civil Rights, Department of Education Office of Community Planning and Development Office of Compliance Office of Disability Employment Policy Office of Elementary and Secondary Education (OESE) Office of Fossil Energy Office of Government Ethics Office of Justice Programs Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention Office of Management and Budget (OMB) Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) Office of Nuclear Energy (Department of Energy) Office of Personnel Management (OPM) Office of Refugee Resettlement Office of Science and Technology Policy Office of Scientific and Technical Information Office of Special Counsel Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services (OSERS) Open World Leadership Center Overseas Private Investment Corporation
Pacific Northwest Electric Power and Conservation Planning Council Pardon Attorney, Office of Policy Development and Research (HUD) Power Administrations President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports Presidio Trust Public and Indian Housing Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs (State Department)
Radio Free Asia (RFA) Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty (RFE/RL) Refugee Resettlement, Office of Regulatory Information Service Center Rehabilitation Services Administration (Education Department) Risk Management Agency (Agriculture Department) Rural Business and Cooperative Programs Rural Development Rural Housing Service Rural Utilities Service
Science Office (Energy Department) Scientific and Technical Information, Office of Social Security Advisory Board Southeastern Power Administration Southwestern Power Administration State Justice Institute Stennis Center for Public Service Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration Surface Mining, Reclamation and Enforcement Surface Transportation Board Susquehanna River Basin Commission
Trade and Development Agency Transportation Statistics, Bureau of U.S. Access Board U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) U.S. Arctic Research Commission U.S. Botanic Garden U.S. Commission of Fine Arts U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom U.S. Election Assistance Commission (EAC) U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) U.S. Sentencing Commission U.S. Trade and Development Agency U.S. Trade Representative Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences US-CERT
Vietnam Education Foundation Voice of America
Western Area Power Administration White House Commission on Presidential Scholars Women's Bureau (Labor Department) Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars

So what is left open?rofl.gif

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you want to avert the president? huh.png

If the little guys are suffering, he should also.

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

President-Obama-jpg.jpg

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I say lock the port-a-potties on all federal parks.

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Well keeping Obamas Golf course open is priority one

Death benefits for Veterans and Commissary...Not so much

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So what is left open?rofl.gif

hahahahaha

I found a list of HUNDREDS of agencies and departments.

I just closed all the stuff I never heard of doing anything critical or important

NOTE for the record: I'm not all bad. I left the White House funded and re-opened White House tours! See, there's a heart.

Well keeping Obamas Golf course open is priority one

Death benefits for Veterans and Commissary...Not so much

I opened that right the hell back up. Seriously?

 

i don't get it.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ukraine
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1. Nothing that requires MORE expense and effort to close than to leave open. Such as monuments. Bringing barricades, police and guard dogs to close a statue is stupid. OK, close the concession stand...no ice cream at the WW2 Memorial!

2. Everything else should be closed

IF Obama wants to end the stalemate and "win"...CLOSE EVERYTHING. An agreement will be reached within 24 hours. Probably within 3 hours. Sending the TSA and air traffic controllers home and closing the airports would do the trick. Imagine all the planes in the air right now approaching the US have to turn back to foreign countries. How long do you think it would be before there is an agreement? Leaving 87% of government functional during a "shut down" and promising back pay to furloughed workers (AKA paid vacations) is retarded and will not result in anyone doing anything

OR

Obama could be reasonable. No one is trying to destroy Obamacare and no one has even suggested closing the Health Care Exchanges or postponing Obama care...they have only asked for regular people NOT to be fined and penalized if they DON'T sign up for one year. People could still sign up if they want, people ARE signing up right now...just do not penalize them if they DON'T. For one year. The same waiver given to Walmart...the Koch Brothers...the Teamsters...Congress itself. Just be FAIR. Allow everyone the same waiver they allowed Walmart

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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1. Nothing that requires MORE expense and effort to close than to leave open. Such as monuments. Bringing barricades, police and guard dogs to close a statue is stupid. OK, close the concession stand...no ice cream at the WW2 Memorial!

2. Everything else should be closed

IF Obama wants to end the stalemate and "win"...CLOSE EVERYTHING. An agreement will be reached within 24 hours. Probably within 3 hours. Sending the TSA and air traffic controllers home and closing the airports would do the trick. Imagine all the planes in the air right now approaching the US have to turn back to foreign countries. How long do you think it would be before there is an agreement? Leaving 87% of government functional during a "shut down" and promising back pay to furloughed workers (AKA paid vacations) is retarded and will not result in anyone doing anything

OR

Obama could be reasonable. No one is trying to destroy Obamacare and no one has even suggested closing the Health Care Exchanges or postponing Obama care...they have only asked for regular people NOT to be fined and penalized if they DON'T sign up for one year. People could still sign up if they want, people ARE signing up right now...just do not penalize them if they DON'T. For one year. The same waiver given to Walmart...the Koch Brothers...the Teamsters...Congress itself. Just be FAIR. Allow everyone the same waiver they allowed Walmart

You really have been thinking about this. I meant this topic as something a little fun but you make some good points.

hahahahaha

I found a list of HUNDREDS of agencies and departments.

I just closed all the stuff I never heard of doing anything critical or important

NOTE for the record: I'm not all bad. I left the White House funded and re-opened White House tours! See, there's a heart.

I say close Obama's barber shop so he can rock a fro at the next meeting. Lol

I opened that right the hell back up. Seriously?

 

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